Jennifer Garner Has a Stalker

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  1. The letters that stalker wrote are SCARY. Jennifer needs a lot more than a restraining order against that nutcase or I see a Rebecca Schaefer happening.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 11:40:00

  2. That guy seems completely normal. Why does Jen have to play so hard to get? She's nothing but a cock-tease.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 11:41:41

  3. He sounds like most of the people who comment on Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie posts.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 11:47:50

  4. These letters weren't as bad as I thought they were going to be. I have seen more crazy things than this from Britney Spears fans, like that leave Britney alone queer on You Tube.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 12:41:30

  5. Jennifer Garner? Really? Setting our standards a little low are we? Can't find ourselves a hotter chick to stalk?

    By thebig28, on November 20, 2008 12:59:28

  6. Maybe it's not all one-way. Maybe she got tired of having a fat pig grunting on top of her, and picked the wrong guy for a one-night boinkfest.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 13:27:49

  7. I would like to blow my hot man sauce all over Jennifer's butt cheeks. I just don't write her letters and tell her about it.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 14:00:23

  8. I think the stalker isn't being direct enough. Nothing says, "I hate you, cunt!," more than a bludgeoned "Elektra Natchios" doll accompanied by a horse head. That's true effect. That, my friends, will earn you the attention and respect of those you stalk.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 14:02:41

  9. he's kind of sexy!

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 14:24:34

  10. #5, didnt you just contradict yourself?

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 14:24:46

  11. Stalker boi looks gay and looks like Britney's stalker:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 14:29:27

  12. What exactly is "5150 psychiatric hold", anyway? I hate it when people bandy about jargon from fields they aren't in and expect people to just know what it means. Or basically act like they totally knew what it meant before reading about it in a gossip column.

    By NotBlonde, on November 20, 2008 14:32:40

  13. He's actually MUCH better looking than she is. Why is stalker-guy stalking someone not even his level?

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 15:02:26

  14. Why would you ever stalk someone who could so roundly kick you ass? She's a talented and well-trained martial artist (one of the reasons she got the roll of Syndey Bristow), so I hope this fool steps to her and ends up in ICU until 2010. Tasty pick bonehead!

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 16:29:20

  15. "...and you're not allowed out until you accept, along with the rest of society, that Jennifer Garner is boring and overrated"

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 19:04:14

  16. 51/50 is when someone is locked up on a 72 hour hold because they're a danger to themselves or others. It's also the title of a Van Hagar album....

    By DavidLeeRoth's Chesthair, on November 20, 2008 20:55:08

  17. I find it strange that these letters are available to the press, and are being copied and printed, who 'leaked' these out?

    He does sound like he could be dangerous. His letters keep escalating, and he even admits to struggling to want to 'do the right thing' with comments like 'no matter what happens remember I love you." that's showing a growing realization that he can never really have a relationship with her, and he might try to kill her out of frustration. Yeah, creepy. I wonder if he "dates" girls who look like her.

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 06:32:45

  18. He seems stuck in a time warp. Jennifer has not been starring in "Alias" for years. Does he just sit around watching re-runs all day?

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 06:35:33

  19. I may be in the minority here, but i never understood the whole Jeffier Garner thing. I just never thought she was that hot. Can anyone explain it to me?

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 07:11:53

  20. Face it idiots, people who stalk and harass like that need to be put to fucking sleep. She needs more than an order. He's a fucking pathetic piece of shit not worthy for society. You know damned well he has an attic full of missing teenage boys from the Reading area. Fucking loser!

    By Paul, on November 21, 2008 08:55:19

  21. 51/50 is when someone is locked up on a 72 hour hold because they're a danger to themselves or others. It's also the title of a Van Hagar album....
    ________

    Lulz...
    SEE YA On THE OUTSIDE!

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 09:47:30

  22. I've learned from watching Disturbia that it's okay to be a stalker as long as you're hot. In the end, Shia even got the girl. This guy here stalking J. Garner seems homicidal though so that may hurt his chances. Oh well, sucks for him.

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 09:57:22

  23. How much is she paying him for the publicity ???

    By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 10:48:26

  24. I wish I were famous so that *I* could cavort around town with filthy, greasy hair too. (And don't even, with the "she's pregnant"--that's what Psssst! is for.)

    Hard to imagine a product having that name nowadays... :'^(

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 21, 2008 23:53:39

  25. The guy is really Hot!!! All the Hot ones are Gay, married, or crazy!

    By Julie K., on November 22, 2008 09:53:15

  26. I actually find Jennifer Really beautiful. I love her dimples and smiles. She only became "boring" after marrying that fat guy and having his kid. When she dresses up, she's still gorgeous and still think she has a kick ass body. The stalker looks better than her husband thats for sure.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 07:45:23

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