Jessica Simpleton is a DOLT and a complete lead paint idiot! Hell she's not even that hot. She and Shitney Spears need to both need to step out of the public view permanently! Washed up are they!
Jessica you have to pose naked like now and stop talking or singing just get naked and people may forget how dumb you are all they will see are boobs ass and twat and if you are a dirty girl they will see your poop shoot but sshhhh no more talking
Nope! Too late for naked. That time for her has come and gone. The more covered she is the better. There are plenty of true country singers I'd rather see naked than her and probably some of the country guys too.
i love how that lady has her hand in front of the camera when you can clearly tell that they are a good few feet away from each other. chill out, they arent THAT desperate for her picture
yeah i'm sure she really looked at the name of the store.. who cares about that shit.. she'd be the funniest chick to kick around with... and she is fucking hot and has a crazy body...
How can tony seriously be proud & call this beyond stupid bitch his woman & not have people not laugh, in his face, his manhood. No tits size or butt measurement can save this sorry woman from her own stupidity. I seriously believe she don't know to fuck at all! If any blond women are reading this blog you have my complete sympathy & compassion for this cunt even having your hair color at all. Fight on sisters!
Someone please give this poor child a coloring book at least until she can move up to the Dr. Seuss series. She's not ready to breed yet. Before she goes beyond help.
I guess she's looking for stretch pants. She couldn’t find them at Macy’s. Answer this, why does her dad insist on call the photographers when she walks out the door? Like they were photogs were waiting at the Nike store!!!!!
And to the person holding her hand out trying to block people from her stroll out of the store YOU LOOK SO F-N STUPID!!!!!.
Go away – you, your dad, your ugly sister and her even uglier husband – all of you just go away. You wasting air just being…….. and Tony, your such a nut less wonder!!!
she is stupid and losing what looks she did have, and she is always gonna be battling the bulge, Seriously tony you can not do better than that????? tony must also be retarded.
"Even if he's not, it makes a guy feel good if he believes he's smarter than the chick he's dating, so it's cute and adorable when chicks act clueless just to give you a sense that they are deferring to you. But this is fucking ridiculous."
Men are so goddamn stupid and insecure anyways to even think that way. Why put up with the exasperation of an idiotic partner just to inch your fragile self-esteem meters up by .001%? You are all aware that the truth is quite different from what society perceives. You're all such children. It truly is sad.
Chestica needs to get naked & shut up. As a matter of fact, everytime she feels the need to talk, she should instead give her boyfriend a blowjob. That way, she'll be doing something with her mouth instead of talking, he'll be happy and we won't have to listen to her make a complete & utter fool of herself.
33 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJessica Simpleton is a DOLT and a complete lead paint idiot! Hell she's not even that hot. She and Shitney Spears need to both need to step out of the public view permanently! Washed up are they!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 09:52:16
Any day now she'll be buck ass naked in some shitty magazine.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 09:53:47
i'd still bang her like a doggie door
By fat monkey, on November 25, 2008 10:05:09
Nothing hot about her.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:07:26
You can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:11:52
Jessica you have to pose naked like now and stop talking or singing just get naked and people may forget how dumb you are all they will see are boobs ass and twat and if you are a dirty girl they will see your poop shoot but sshhhh no more talking
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:21:47
Dear God, what a moronic ho. I only pray that she never procreates.
By Albatross, on November 25, 2008 10:26:48
Nope! Too late for naked. That time for her has come and gone. The more covered she is the better. There are plenty of true country singers I'd rather see naked than her and probably some of the country guys too.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:31:40
@#8: You're 100% right. I've always dreamed of seeing Willie Nelson in a Playgirl spread. Please... it's not too late.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:36:56
That tongue looks useful...just not for talking.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:55:07
I bet her tits aren't even that good ...
By jt, on November 25, 2008 10:56:28
i love how that lady has her hand in front of the camera when you can clearly tell that they are a good few feet away from each other. chill out, they arent THAT desperate for her picture
By emily, on November 25, 2008 11:11:09
10:36:56, I think that is the funniest comment ive seen on this site in a REALLY long time. I cant stop laughing and im in a public library.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 11:16:55
"if you are a dirty girl they will see your poop shoot"
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 10:21:47
Alrighty then.
By Jim, on November 25, 2008 11:40:01
She's starting to look old
By Mighty Mouse, on November 25, 2008 11:46:26
She can't help herself being a Bimbo LOL.
By Sylvia, on November 25, 2008 12:48:49
yeah i'm sure she really looked at the name of the store.. who cares about that shit.. she'd be the funniest chick to kick around with... and she is fucking hot and has a crazy body...
By yawn, on November 25, 2008 13:05:25
I wish this midget tranny would just go away.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:51:34
I bet her tits aren't even that good ...
By jt, on November 25, 2008 10:56:28
I'm willing to take a risk finding out.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 14:07:27
How can tony seriously be proud & call this beyond stupid bitch his woman & not have people not laugh, in his face, his manhood. No tits size or butt measurement can save this sorry woman from her own stupidity. I seriously believe she don't know to fuck at all! If any blond women are reading this blog you have my complete sympathy & compassion for this cunt even having your hair color at all. Fight on sisters!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 15:04:26
If stupidity is genius, then Jessica & Paris be are the Einstein & Hawkins of our time.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 15:09:36
Someone please give this poor child a coloring book at least until she can move up to the Dr. Seuss series. She's not ready to breed yet. Before she goes beyond help.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 15:20:41
What is wrong with Toni Romo? Why is he dating this idiot???
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 16:20:13
looking old... she never was hot to begin with but she is falling apart faster than expected
By plastic bitch, on November 25, 2008 18:17:57
I guess she's looking for stretch pants. She couldn’t find them at Macy’s.
Answer this, why does her dad insist on call the photographers when she walks out the door? Like they were photogs were waiting at the Nike store!!!!!
And to the person holding her hand out trying to block people from her stroll out of the store YOU LOOK SO F-N STUPID!!!!!.
Go away – you, your dad, your ugly sister and her even uglier husband – all of you just go away. You wasting air just being……..
and Tony, your such a nut less wonder!!!
Tom Landry
By Tom Landry, on November 25, 2008 18:45:14
And we are SURPRISED by her comment? Wake up and smell the idiot!
By janey, on November 25, 2008 20:07:40
lol@smell the idiot
By Barbie, on November 26, 2008 02:02:22
she is stupid and losing what looks she did have, and she is always gonna be battling the bulge,
Seriously tony you can not do better than that????? tony must also be retarded.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 02:59:16
Maybe I can trick her by telling her that my uncircumcised penis is a banana, and you know how pretty girls need their potassium?
By Tizzle, on November 26, 2008 04:21:35
"Even if he's not, it makes a guy feel good if he believes he's smarter than the chick he's dating, so it's cute and adorable when chicks act clueless just to give you a sense that they are deferring to you. But this is fucking ridiculous."
Men are so goddamn stupid and insecure anyways to even think that way. Why put up with the exasperation of an idiotic partner just to inch your fragile self-esteem meters up by .001%? You are all aware that the truth is quite different from what society perceives. You're all such children. It truly is sad.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2008 08:17:56
Looks like she had her cheeks injected too - why do they think puffed up cheeks are attractive!!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2008 10:50:03
Tony does look like he has downs.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2008 13:12:37
Chestica needs to get naked & shut up. As a matter of fact, everytime she feels the need to talk, she should instead give her boyfriend a blowjob. That way, she'll be doing something with her mouth instead of talking, he'll be happy and we won't have to listen to her make a complete & utter fool of herself.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2008 13:31:42
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