14 Comments:

1. ewww aids and extentions. lol @ them calling messica a bitch.

   By f them, on November 2, 2008 23:20:06

2. Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears should be #1 on the FBI most wanted list with all the illegal shit sucking terrorists they use to stay famous. OMGGG how did 500 paparazzi know to be at that restaurant right then???? They're so smart!!!!

   By fuck all of them, on November 2, 2008 23:28:39

3. terrell owens: "WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

   By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 00:31:09

4. The paparazzi are there because the publicists call their agencies and let them know where their celebritites are going to be so they can take photos of them and put them in mags and stuff, so it's a Love and Hate relationship, but fuck that and Jessica's stylist... HER TITS ARE AMAZING IN THOSE PICS!!!!

   By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 04:42:39

5. I agree number 2!, How in the F-ck did those photographers know where she was??? What an attention whore! Maybe she’ll get it in the nose next time and possibly straighten out the one she has.
   
   Also, get some clothes that fit. Your starting to act like Mariah Carey, desperate for attention. Cover the over inflated one up. They look like udders.
   
   Thomas Landry
   Because of you, the cowboys suck!
   

   By Thomas Landry, on November 3, 2008 05:45:09

6. What a clusterfuck of uselessness that was.

   By Vigilante, on November 3, 2008 07:01:12

7. I guess she wanted to make sure we saw her purdy new dress. She is a no talent attention whore. She can't sing or act.

   By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 09:31:07

8. I would stay far, far away from that blood.

   By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 09:43:00

9. Jessica, we know you have big tits. That's all you are is big tits, ugly face, and fake hair. Buy a dress that fits next time.

   By you dumb whore, on November 3, 2008 10:15:44

10. I don't think Jessica's hoop earrings are big enough.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 10:17:12

11. Did I miss something? HOW did he cut his face like that?

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 10:34:59

12. She's fat!!! You can see the dint of her belly button sunk into her round belly.
    
    Is she pregnant? It goes with her big hoots and big round belly!
    

    By Carrie, on November 3, 2008 11:46:44

13. Uh oh. Maut point out in banner pic I thought it was Johnny Depp at first. Guess that says something about Depp? Don't burn me at the stake, ladies.
    
    And good god, could JS have a more trashy slut demeanor? I love it. She belongs in Italian softcore porn movies from the 60s not the arms of some Howdy Doody, slack-jawed ball player.

    By Fred, on November 3, 2008 12:44:52

14. Ken Paves must have bumped his head against her hard fake tits.

    By Don Carpaccio, on November 3, 2008 15:03:37