In all honesty i can't picture her and country music together in any sense of the sentence. She should stick to trying to be cute on some shit reality TV series...
Hey! All the old ladies at the bingo tables thought it was very nice to have the mentally challenged blond man sing to them (but he really should cut his hair).
Whoa, that's really sad. But what's Nick been up to other than well, being Nick? Neither have any talent what so ever. It's really hard to believe John Mayer actually dated her, or was that just a bad dream?
I'd still bang the hell out of her. Hopefully, she sinks low enough to do a spread in Hustler magazine. I really want to see those giant cow tits of hers.
Has anyone else been to San Manuel? They had top talent (mary j blige) in the past, but jessica simpson? Times must be tough. she was probably a bargain. Anyway, not that there is a stage, it is the bingo hall...no shit, from more than 10 rows back you cant see anything on the stage.
hahahahahahahaha. She is so lame. Why on earth would Tony Romo be dating her??? Something must be wrong with him, he must be real immature or something.
She got on the Grand Ole Opry stage so disrespectful to have nipples almost showing. She called the reining 3 time Female Voc. of the year a liar on live radio in San Fran and Nashville. Turns out Tony was the liar, he was indeed calling Carrie in May. Jessica was his second choice. Carrie is too smart for that dude.
"She is starting to look a little Kirstie Alleyish. Not good."
Funniest line ever! I was also thinking about Marot Kidder too. You know, fame passing you by, and then you end up going through someone's garbage can in their backyard? It must be Hell for a fame whore to be "somebody" and then end up singing at Bingo parlors.
A girl on TMZ said she went to the concert and JS sounded good but the venue holds like 2000 and there were maybe 600 people there. Some of her tickets have been half price or buy one get one too.
HEY...#14...NICKS CD WENT GOLD...AS OPPOSED TO ANY OF JESSICA'S CRAPPY CD'S..........HE AT LEAST CAN SING ND WRITE...AND HE'S STILL GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT....AND HE HAS A LOT OF BUSINESS DELAING...AND ANOTHER CD COMING OUT....HE'S JUST NOT A SPOTLIGHT WHORE LIKE JESS....E ENJOYS HIS PRIVACY....JESS LUVS HAVING HER PICS TAKEN...SHE LIVES FOR IT.....HAS NO OTHER LIFE....WASN'T EVEN AT THE CMA'S....HUH....TIME TO PACK IT IN JESS!!!!
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Leave Your CommentShe is starting to look a little Kirstie Alleyish. Not good.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:10:44
In all honesty i can't picture her and country music together in any sense of the sentence. She should stick to trying to be cute on some shit reality TV series...
By -=HATE=-, on November 18, 2008 09:32:42
Hey! All the old ladies at the bingo tables thought it was very nice to have the mentally challenged blond man sing to them (but he really should cut his hair).
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:42:20
For Jessica's career to go anywhere at all she'll need to begin 'performing' at something else ...
By jt, on November 18, 2008 09:50:28
#4 - it's too late for her to do that. Poster #1's comment covers the reason. She needs to be working night shifts restocking k-mart shelves
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:02:09
I feel like I'm looking through a kaleidoscope with Jessicas head appearing just to screw up the view.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:15:26
She's gonna have to reconcile with Nick and make it a show. Only way. Poor baby. Babies.
By kaykayscorner, on November 18, 2008 11:55:59
Even country fans hate her. Wow!
By Reality, on November 18, 2008 12:07:58
Jessica Simpson is "country" singer because?
A) Played Daisy Duke in a bad remake movie
B) Is from Texas
C) Dating a Cowboy star
D) Failed as a pop signer and is desperate
E) All of the above
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:14:25
And country fans like Kellie Pickler so they like anyone thrown their way, save for Jess.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:18:33
And country fans like Kellie Pickler so they like anyone thrown their way, save for Jess.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:19:33
LMAO, #3. Thanks!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:23:05
She wasn't even invited to the Country Music Awards. Is she ever going to get the hint?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:53:16
Whoa, that's really sad. But what's Nick been up to other than well, being Nick? Neither have any talent what so ever. It's really hard to believe John Mayer actually dated her, or was that just a bad dream?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:03:11
I'd still bang the hell out of her. Hopefully, she sinks low enough to do a spread in Hustler magazine. I really want to see those giant cow tits of hers.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:20:34
Omg. Bingo! Priceless! Fucking Priceless.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:28:01
She can't sing or dance or act, all she is good for is sucking Tony Homo dick.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 15:01:16
Has anyone else been to San Manuel? They had top talent (mary j blige) in the past, but jessica simpson? Times must be tough. she was probably a bargain. Anyway, not that there is a stage, it is the bingo hall...no shit, from more than 10 rows back you cant see anything on the stage.
By Grace Yip, on November 18, 2008 17:01:00
Now, if Tony would just dump her, maybe he could get his mind back in the game and Dallas could win a few games. Not asking too much.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 19:37:03
This poor,talentless chick couldn't fill a Denny's with starved,homeless drunks.
By camel toe, on November 18, 2008 21:45:51
hahahahahahahaha. She is so lame. Why on earth would Tony Romo be dating her??? Something must be wrong with him, he must be real immature or something.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 03:00:52
Poor Jess, she must be shitting herself, again, now that Carrie Underwood won Top Female vocalist!!! Love it
Thomas
By thomas landry, on November 19, 2008 05:37:59
She got on the Grand Ole Opry stage so disrespectful to have nipples almost showing.
She called the reining 3 time Female Voc. of the year a liar on live radio in San Fran and Nashville.
Turns out Tony was the liar, he was indeed calling Carrie in May.
Jessica was his second choice. Carrie is too smart for that dude.
By Reality, on November 19, 2008 06:15:28
She's such a loser. And she'll never get it either. How sad for the rest of us to continue seeing articles about her and her miserable life.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:30:04
"She is starting to look a little Kirstie Alleyish. Not good."
Funniest line ever! I was also thinking about Marot Kidder too. You know, fame passing you by, and then you end up going through someone's garbage can in their backyard? It must be Hell for a fame whore to be "somebody" and then end up singing at Bingo parlors.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 12:46:05
A girl on TMZ said she went to the concert and JS sounded good but the venue holds like 2000 and there were maybe 600 people there. Some of her tickets have been half price or buy one get one too.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 14:03:29
HEY...#14...NICKS CD WENT GOLD...AS OPPOSED TO ANY OF JESSICA'S CRAPPY CD'S..........HE AT LEAST CAN SING ND WRITE...AND HE'S STILL GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT....AND HE HAS A LOT OF BUSINESS DELAING...AND ANOTHER CD COMING OUT....HE'S JUST NOT A SPOTLIGHT WHORE LIKE JESS....E ENJOYS HIS PRIVACY....JESS LUVS HAVING HER PICS TAKEN...SHE LIVES FOR IT.....HAS NO OTHER LIFE....WASN'T EVEN AT THE CMA'S....HUH....TIME TO PACK IT IN JESS!!!!
By ME, on November 19, 2008 14:06:58
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