Joaquin Phoenix is Smart

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  1. I'm actually becoming concerned about my beloved Joaquin. His endearing weirdo-ness is now becoming, um, slightly unsettling.

    By Mimi, on November 3, 2008 00:20:39

  2. I guess he didn't have enough fingers to spell Attention Whore. ATTN WHRE might of worked though.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 01:17:27

  3. How long until he is found dead in a hotel room? He sounded as bad as Anna Nicole did before she died, totally incoherent and unable to even speak properly in his announcment he is quitting acting. so sad to see these stars ruin their lives with drugs.

    By lulu, on November 3, 2008 02:54:28

  4. Not enough fingers on his hands, and not enough strands of pubes on his face to make a beard.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 02:59:11

  5. I agree with Lulu. This dude has got a serious drug problem. He was interviewed last year on the red carpet for one of his movies, and he asked the interviewer if he had a frog on his head. Yeah. He'll end up acting/talking like Gary Busey or Nick Nolte if he doesn't get help soon...

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 03:21:11

  6. well, i kinda support him. His singing voice is alright. Go see Walk the Line and you will know what i mean. ~lucia

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 05:55:48

  7. Joaquin was raised in a pedophilic cult. His brother died in his arms. It is not surprising that he is very messed up. It's sad to see a talented person waste his potential.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 06:16:26

  8. Bye good what ? He'll be back when he has lower his standard of living or choose to make movies.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 06:21:02

  9. He's over-rated anyway. River was much better looking and far more talented. Myabe he's tired of living in his dead brother's shadow.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 06:34:36

  10. It's almost breathtaking to consider how minor the significance of this event is, compared to the weight that Joaquin is giving it.

    If you're going to quit acting, my Jewish friend, how about you start now and cool it with the tortured poet shtick that you picked up while making a boring film about Johnny Cash? I guess that'll happen as soon as Amy Winehouse stops imitating hard-living black singers, or Bob Dylan stops imitating Woody Guthrie. That is... Never.

    By Jesus Hairdo, on November 3, 2008 06:52:36

  11. Bye Good?... I think it is "Good Bye" or Bye Bye. Need a mirror dude?

    He is doing his best Jim Morrison imitation. Didn't Charles Manson also write all over himself?
    Great roll models Mr. Phoenix.

    You can't sing, and now can barely talk. You sound brain dead.
    You must be, if you walk away from a career that took you years to build.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 07:25:19

  12. Ok so retard, we all write songs, sing and play the guitar and we all really dig it, and it gives us inner peace,. But if you think you are special and have something differant to say, WAKE UP!!! Its not 1965 and you just started learning this CRAFT 2 years ago. YOU SUCK! Any 8 year old can play Johnny Cash Songs....No offense to Cash but they are all 3 flippin notes!

    By markeeoo, on November 3, 2008 08:16:38

  13. Oh, Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin. Please get off the drugs and or booze and snap out of it! What the hell happened to you???

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 09:08:09

  14. If you're quitting, then go. Just go.

    By bye good, on November 3, 2008 10:13:21

  15. On top of everything already stated here, I just noticed that he's gotten awfully pudgy. Unless he's bulking up for a role in the Sopranos movie, that can't be a good sign. The combination of spring water and cigarette is a savage juxtaposition in miniature.

    Wonder what's behind the sunglasses in all these photo ops?

    I see in this morning's paper he has won the Naomi Judd Just Fucking Retire AlreadyAward for 2008. (2007: Lance Armstrong)

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 3, 2008 11:03:30

  16. What the hell happened to him??
    WOW! It's been a long time since Walk the Line..
    It looks more like his been walking the Burger King line..
    And they make an awesome thing now..it's called a brush..you run it through your hair so you don't look like a skid row bum...
    Bye Good Joaquin!!

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 11:50:38

  17. Hey, Joakin', you're no Jim Morrison. Take a stresstab and chill out.

    By Fred, on November 3, 2008 12:40:18

  18. Buh bye *waves*

    By BarbadoSlim, on November 3, 2008 12:59:04

  19. His bro River Pheonix died Oct 31 1993 just a few days ago was the anniversary

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 13:58:42

  20. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!

    That was the best laugh I've had day!

    BYE Good!

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 14:21:56

  21. who cares good bye.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 15:16:04

  22. Haha, this is just like that crazy woman who carved the B on her face, only it was backwards. People are retarded.

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 20:41:48

  23. what a true wanker

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 20:48:22

  24. "Bye Good " Douche !
    Why are you still around ?
    Go Away already .

    By BukNekkid , on November 3, 2008 21:01:25

  25. We will miss you Heath..You were Great in Batman!!

    By WTF!, on November 3, 2008 22:42:07

  26. he needs to stay away from the redneck cocaine!

    By aze, on November 4, 2008 05:02:30

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