Katy Perry is the best thing to ever happen to Zooey Deschanel. Zooey has become cool by default. The chick was in fucking Elf. How is that better than "I Kissed a Girl"? Even the name "Zooey" is an insanely annoying, New York trust-fund pseudo-literary vegan hipster kid name. Katy Perry is sexier and more alert ( as in not baked all the time ) so Katy Perry wins.
At least Zooey Deschanel isn't an attention whore who makes bad, annoying music. I just saw her perform with her band She & Him last week. She was abso-fucking-lutely stunning. Not to mention charming and modest.
I've heard of zooey before katy ever put her name out there. So to all you motherfuckers who want katy that bad. That sloppy seconds, by all means have her. Be my guest. No hating from me. That's what the trash men are for. Experts in leftovers.
Fake acts like Katy Perry are the direct result of that old hagged out whore, madonna. She's been faking being a singer, musician & actress for her entire career (check out the pictures of her pretending to play a guitar in her leotard, high heels & a TOP HAT, no less, on this website), and her braindead audience loves her because of her "image". Because of this, it creates opportunities for those who have no musical talent to speak of, yet focus on the visual. Like katy perry. Who couldn't cut it as a christian singer (where you actually have to sing), so her management team comes up with an "image" to sell. Just like Joe Simpson did for his daughter ducklips (ashlee simpson), who they promoted as a "punkier" version of her sister, Chest-ica. Yeah; punkier. Only if punkier means "SNL Faux Singing"...
God, I so hate the assholes who run the music industry right now.
B) i don't know who this person is, but i like looking up into her skirt.
C) i'd back into her slowly if she was here and wearing those shoes.
D) this site has incredibly low standards for what it labels "nipple slip." can't you come up with a better term for "you could pretend this is a nipple while you rub one out, (but you would be wrong)"
E) is that guy a backup dancer or a streaker? either way he fails at it.
F) re: "I'd bang both Katy and Zooey six ways to Sunday. Preferably, both at the same time."
I like Katy but I don't want to see that much of her if you know what I mean. And the dude in his briefs?? Eewwww! Was he someone that rushed the stage, or is that her attempt at a back up dancer? Gag.
Zooey Deschanel used to be my secret li'l cutie pie that nobody else knew about, but then Katy Perry ruined that by jacking her image. Bitch!
I didn't really mind at first cuz Katy's got some hot tits, but goddamn is she an insufferable poser. My patience has worn thin -- get your own look, faker!
Nipple slip my ass. YOu can clearly see the paper clip that was holding the dress up in one of the photos. Just another case of a non-talent twit trying to stay in the limelight.
Like she couldn't feel her Nip ! Most Women can feel air ! She's about as original as all these young girls trying to be Mad .(and I'm including Rhianna in this one folks !!!)
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By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 15:42:13
The young man in the briefs--is he single?
By Desperate Spinster, on November 11, 2008 15:45:45
Katy Perry is the best thing to ever happen to Zooey Deschanel. Zooey has become cool by default. The chick was in fucking Elf. How is that better than "I Kissed a Girl"? Even the name "Zooey" is an insanely annoying, New York trust-fund pseudo-literary vegan hipster kid name. Katy Perry is sexier and more alert ( as in not baked all the time ) so Katy Perry wins.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 16:35:16
Ehh at least her boobs are better than Lucy Pinders.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 16:44:06
At least Zooey Deschanel isn't an attention whore who makes bad, annoying music. I just saw her perform with her band She & Him last week. She was abso-fucking-lutely stunning. Not to mention charming and modest.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 17:01:48
I'd bang both Katy and Zooey six ways to Sunday. Preferably, both at the same time.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 17:10:48
zooey's sister from bones ain't bad either.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 18:13:56
I'll bet Perry's penny-nail erect nipple kept her top from falling off. I wanna see!
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 18:30:43
I've heard of zooey before katy ever put her name out there. So to all you motherfuckers who want katy that bad. That sloppy seconds, by all means have her. Be my guest. No hating from me. That's what the trash men are for. Experts in leftovers.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 20:07:05
It's a shame Katy Perry has an insatiable lust for big black cock.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 20:18:03
Why does she always wear shit that doesn't fit her?
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 20:44:53
hahaha! zooey deschanel swap meet! thats too good.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 21:37:04
There's something really weird about Katy's face. Her face looks like melted plastic or something...
By I don't kiss girls..., on November 11, 2008 22:34:59
MEH.
By zooey., on November 11, 2008 23:47:06
That's an entire nipple. And Katy is fun, get off your high horse.
By Horce H. Kemspter, on November 11, 2008 23:50:40
Is she on the fucking rag?
By Paul, on November 12, 2008 03:45:25
Fake acts like Katy Perry are the direct result of that old hagged out whore, madonna. She's been faking being a singer, musician & actress for her entire career (check out the pictures of her pretending to play a guitar in her leotard, high heels & a TOP HAT, no less, on this website), and her braindead audience loves her because of her "image". Because of this, it creates opportunities for those who have no musical talent to speak of, yet focus on the visual. Like katy perry. Who couldn't cut it as a christian singer (where you actually have to sing), so her management team comes up with an "image" to sell. Just like Joe Simpson did for his daughter ducklips (ashlee simpson), who they promoted as a "punkier" version of her sister, Chest-ica. Yeah; punkier. Only if punkier means "SNL Faux Singing"...
God, I so hate the assholes who run the music industry right now.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 04:02:40
some people should not be allowed to pose as rock and roll participants unless they are totally naked...
By Lee Cadavar, on November 12, 2008 04:24:31
B) i don't know who this person is, but i like looking up into her skirt.
C) i'd back into her slowly if she was here and wearing those shoes.
D) this site has incredibly low standards for what it labels "nipple slip." can't you come up with a better term for "you could pretend this is a nipple while you rub one out, (but you would be wrong)"
E) is that guy a backup dancer or a streaker? either way he fails at it.
F) re: "I'd bang both Katy and Zooey six ways to Sunday. Preferably, both at the same time."
i'd bang Zooey with Katy.
G) there is no A
By I HATE EVERYTHING, on November 12, 2008 05:10:02
i'd get all up in dat!
By biff, on November 12, 2008 07:07:32
I like Katy but I don't want to see that much of her if you know what I mean. And the dude in his briefs?? Eewwww! Was he someone that rushed the stage, or is that her attempt at a back up dancer? Gag.
By Devilgirl, on November 12, 2008 09:22:41
Nasty. Will go from 0 to Courtney Love in 60 seconds.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:42:03
Katy Perry is not hot and her fans are morons.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 15:09:57
Zooey Deschanel used to be my secret li'l cutie pie that nobody else knew about, but then Katy Perry ruined that by jacking her image. Bitch!
I didn't really mind at first cuz Katy's got some hot tits, but goddamn is she an insufferable poser. My patience has worn thin -- get your own look, faker!
By Tony, on November 12, 2008 15:41:13
Nipple slip my ass. YOu can clearly see the paper clip that was holding the dress up in one of the photos. Just another case of a non-talent twit trying to stay in the limelight.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 03:43:28
Like she couldn't feel her Nip ! Most Women can feel air ! She's about as original as all these young girls trying to be Mad .(and I'm including Rhianna in this one folks !!!)
By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 22:38:42
Katy Perry really is the next Courtney Love.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:55:50
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