Bare breasts seem to have distracted you from what some of us already knew. She's average looking. And her boobs aren't THAT big. I guarantee there was no reduction, they're just covered up for once in her life.
Her face is NOT average. All her facial features are beautifully proportioned. I am not a fan of her, nor is she my cup of tea, but to say that she is average in any way, is just silly.
Uh, Todd, that's not her. I don't know what her name is, but she's a model that has gotten by through being known as the "fake Keeley Hazell". That's why her face looks different, and her breast size is significantly different...
I agree that I don't think this is the real Keeley Hazel. Her proportions are a bit off. Keeley's face could easily be faked with the makeup and hair (the lips def look injected) but her bust size, and thick waist look all wrong. My bet is that she is a look-alike.
it's her... she isn't very good looking... hence why she is a titty model. boring face and stick thin body, flat ass... if she didn't have boobs nobody would give a crp and sadly that's all she has. .. try looking up her random candid pics if you can find them... she was at some club called the funky buddah and she looks like she weighs 90 pounds and trust me her face plain as they come. she is so overrated.
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Leave Your CommentShe needs to sue whoever did her lopsided lip injections.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 10:18:33
she was never beautiful, only passably pretty, but always did have nice though fake) boobies.
what happened to her best asset?!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 10:22:42
i wood steal bang til my weiner fell off.
By fatlock, on November 6, 2008 10:30:04
That's why they call them bolt ons.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 10:31:45
Good, finally the implants are out.
Keeley decided it was time to stop living a lie.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 10:33:37
She looks so much haggier here than she did in that halloween pic.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 10:37:04
I guess you concentrate on her face more when she has clothes on.
They still need to fire the dude/chick/shim who did her face makeup. oh and the person who decided to put clothes on her too.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 11:06:32
Don't they realize how many more games that would be sold if she didn't have clothes on. Fire the marketing guy!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 11:11:53
Bare breasts seem to have distracted you from what some of us already knew. She's average looking. And her boobs aren't THAT big. I guarantee there was no reduction, they're just covered up for once in her life.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 12:29:25
Is she capable of any other facial expression?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 13:11:19
Her face is NOT average. All her facial features are beautifully proportioned. I am not a fan of her, nor is she my cup of tea, but to say that she is average in any way, is just silly.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 14:20:13
10--I suspect she always makes that face because behind those lips are some frightening, British teeth.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 14:36:08
I just discovered what's wrong with her face! It's not covered in my pearly-white jizz!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 14:48:14
face is probably due to camera angels and i was sure her boobs were not fake, shes in the sun news paper often enough and they dont look fakes to me.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 16:23:46
face is probably due to camera angels and i was sure her boobs were not fake, shes in the sun news paper often enough and they dont look fakes to me.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 16:23:57
"I suspect she always makes that face because behind those lips are some frightening, British teeth." ROTFLMAO! Thanks I needed a good laugh
By b, on November 6, 2008 20:31:08
"I suspect she always makes that face because behind those lips are some frightening, British teeth." ROTFLMAO! Thanks I needed a good laugh
By BukNekkid , on November 6, 2008 20:31:16
she's always been a plain jane... just another boring english chick with twig legs and no butt! NEXT! lol
By stanLEY, on November 6, 2008 21:27:21
Uh, Todd, that's not her. I don't know what her name is, but she's a model that has gotten by through being known as the "fake Keeley Hazell". That's why her face looks different, and her breast size is significantly different...
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 00:11:56
You can't have a breast reduction and/or any surgery that fast & still be modeling that short of time. Recovery is not that fast. Don't panic yet. LOL
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 12:53:08
I agree that I don't think this is the real Keeley Hazel. Her proportions are a bit off. Keeley's face could easily be faked with the makeup and hair (the lips def look injected) but her bust size, and thick waist look all wrong. My bet is that she is a look-alike.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 00:04:08
it's her... she isn't very good looking... hence why she is a titty model. boring face and stick thin body, flat ass... if she didn't have boobs nobody would give a crp and sadly that's all she has. .. try looking up her random candid pics if you can find them... she was at some club called the funky buddah and she looks like she weighs 90 pounds and trust me her face plain as they come. she is so overrated.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2008 13:23:23
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