I'm with you on the LOVE/HATE thing... one part of me wants to caress her curves, but the other part wants to slap that stupid "but I'm I'm really very shy" smile right off her face. Watching her on Dancing With the Stars was painful... one of the judges said that her stiff latin dances were such a waste of "ass"ets! AGREED!
OK, seriously, did someone really pee on this girl because I've never seen any proof. I don't want to see proof, but I have a hard time believing it for some reason.
As for the pics. Worthless soul, great body. She's got great genes (as far as looks go) in addition to money for upkeep--regardless of what she says. She kept her ass covered forever and now all of a sudden she's walking around without a sarong. Not hard to figure out.
Bummer there's no camel toe in these pics. But her ass is Epic -- to be that size and (as mentioned) cellulite free is proof of something (I know not what). Luckily, from a few other pics we've seen we know she has a similarly puffy crack up front. Yum
White guys don't like big asses because we know what it will look like after she squeezes out a few puppies. Start small, less gravitational pull ya know?
Haven't you guys seen her sextape? You can see everything and there aren't any scars anywhere around her ass. I remember implant scars on her nipples, but there isn't anything to show she had ass implants.
Plastic surgeons probably sent her fruit baskets every year. Can you imagine how many (until recently very rare) butt implants she has driven women to? I have to hand it to her, she is the modern day Aphrodite. Not a "Helen"- just the Goddess of getting it on.
Anybody in here who's bragging about he would "hit dat" is clearly some youngster who thinks with his dick and his dick only. Trust me, fellas, once you're past 30 you're going to want a woman you can talk to the next morning. This girl is a retarded attention whore and once you get your rocks off with her you do *NOT* want to be around for the aftermath. I'd rather crawl over a mile of broken glass for a night with Helen Mirren than spend $5 on a drink with the hopes of peeing on Kim Katrashian.
Gotta admit, she's got more curves than GM's test track. Too bad she's seen more use than GM's, Ford's, and BMW's test tracks. Just a reminder to her: Don't eat yellow snow!
Straight men LOVE curves. They want tits, waists, derriere, the more natural looking the better. Straight men love asses. Don't starve yourselves. The flat assed girls who comment here are jealous. I'd still toss your flat assed salads, but I'll still be wishing you had more curves.
Yes, us straight guys love curves, but REAL curves. This bitch has had so much plastic surgery (fake tits, ass implants, liposuction) that I would never know what was what. Plus, she's as smart as a sack of rocks, and is lifeless in bed. And, a worthless attention whore as well, much like that twatty bitch paris hilton. No thanks; I can do much better than this...
So her bod's fab, but seriously she was stiff and cool as a cadaver on Dancing with the stars. I think that if you can't dance, you have no rhythm, and if you have no rhythm, nooo thank you in bed. Same for passion!
#42: thanks for the explanation! ... I think. *shudder*
#36 bingo. No one with any maturity or brains would want a tacky HO like this for anything other than a sleazy quickie. I'm guessing the average age of these posters is 15.
63 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat's a very valiant effort on the part of her bikini bottom.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:16:56
If you look at #5 nd your desk doesn't rise, you are probably gay ...
By jt, on November 18, 2008 09:22:39
I love love love her body.
By hourglass fan, on November 18, 2008 09:23:57
smoking hot.....anyone posting anything else is either gay or a jealous female. i hate the whole "her ass is too fat", that thing is gorgeous!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:35:41
If you don't _____ you're probably _____.
Anyone who says _____ is either _____ or _____.
By form given to Kim's assistants, on November 18, 2008 09:39:38
"anyone posting anything else is either gay or a jealous female"
Try to be a little bit more original next time.
By Dr.Liposuction, on November 18, 2008 09:56:17
Straight men know she's hot. They still like to call her a pig because she's a mudshark.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:58:56
That is the biggest ass crack that I have ever seen.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:59:32
What a waste of a perfect body.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:01:25
I'm with you on the LOVE/HATE thing... one part of me wants to caress her curves, but the other part wants to slap that stupid "but I'm I'm really very shy" smile right off her face. Watching her on Dancing With the Stars was painful... one of the judges said that her stiff latin dances were such a waste of "ass"ets! AGREED!
By Amber, on November 18, 2008 10:01:33
She has the Holy Grail of asses. Shouldn't she be blanketed in cellulite with an ass like that? Clearly having a soul is overrated.
By Paging Mr. Mephistopheles, on November 18, 2008 10:04:56
It's a manatee, right?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:05:44
sigh. its true, horrible human being, amazing body.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:08:52
I have a banana like formation in my underwear.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:09:12
So anyone who doesn't like this filthy urinal is gay?
Sign me up.
By BarbadoSlim, on November 18, 2008 10:09:32
Oh Todd, do you really think someone who lets people pee on them have a problem with A2M?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:09:39
Not even her bikini could've covered her grand canyon
By Toe, on November 18, 2008 10:14:45
I feel sorry for Reggie Bush. Tonight when he rolls her over he's going to find a school of dead minnows.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:16:22
She ruined those Keibler pics for me. All I can say about these pics is BAM!
By damn that bitch is hot, on November 18, 2008 10:17:02
Damn, from the waste up she is sexy, but that ASS is more than too much!
Normally a two handed has is just right, but that's like 10 hands!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:17:28
OK, seriously, did someone really pee on this girl because I've never seen any proof. I don't want to see proof, but I have a hard time believing it for some reason.
As for the pics. Worthless soul, great body. She's got great genes (as far as looks go) in addition to money for upkeep--regardless of what she says. She kept her ass covered forever and now all of a sudden she's walking around without a sarong. Not hard to figure out.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:31:51
Great body, bad taste in men.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:43:16
"She has the Holy Grail of asses."
It's a shame she fills it with grape soda.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:48:59
Bummer there's no camel toe in these pics. But her ass is Epic -- to be that size and (as mentioned) cellulite free is proof of something (I know not what). Luckily, from a few other pics we've seen we know she has a similarly puffy crack up front. Yum
And her tits ain't half bad.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:50:47
^ are you the last to know she has a sex tape? google.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:52:03
White guys don't like big asses because we know what it will look like after she squeezes out a few puppies. Start small, less gravitational pull ya know?
By Her ass is fake BTW, on November 18, 2008 10:54:30
She has cellulite, idiots. She gets ValaShape treatments to reduce the appearance of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h31YzTZMbq8
MOST women have cellulite even if they're skinny.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:55:57
#26 You're not a white guy, and if you are, you're gay, so your opinion doesn't matter at all.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 10:59:06
"White guys don't like big asses"
A lot of us do. Don't try to speak for us when your mouth is full of dick.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 11:00:28
It almost looks like there's a frisbee-shaped mount of roundness on top of her cheeks...implants, anyone?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 11:06:02
""She has the Holy Grail of asses."
It's a shame she fills it with grape soda."
Close - it's actually ape soda.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 11:06:54
Haven't you guys seen her sextape? You can see everything and there aren't any scars anywhere around her ass. I remember implant scars on her nipples, but there isn't anything to show she had ass implants.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 11:08:37
Fuck what any gay boys say... THAT IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 11:43:27
I gotta pee.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:31:09
Plastic surgeons probably sent her fruit baskets every year. Can you imagine how many (until recently very rare) butt implants she has driven women to? I have to hand it to her, she is the modern day Aphrodite. Not a "Helen"- just the Goddess of getting it on.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:42:47
Anybody in here who's bragging about he would "hit dat" is clearly some youngster who thinks with his dick and his dick only. Trust me, fellas, once you're past 30 you're going to want a woman you can talk to the next morning. This girl is a retarded attention whore and once you get your rocks off with her you do *NOT* want to be around for the aftermath. I'd rather crawl over a mile of broken glass for a night with Helen Mirren than spend $5 on a drink with the hopes of peeing on Kim Katrashian.
By Dickie Hateface, on November 18, 2008 12:44:46
She looks like a R. Crumb cartoon come to life.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:51:21
"Fuck what any gay boys say... THAT IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS!"
Actually that's exactly what a gay boy would say.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 12:52:39
thieving lard-assed gypsy whore.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:11:39
"Dickie Hateface," a.k.a. "Sheila."
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:31:21
#38: good call! She really does. She's all T&A. I'd LOVE a figure like that.
Dare I ask what A2M is?
By ISBN, on November 18, 2008 13:33:36
A2M (also: ATM) = A woman who enjoys anal sex and will have oral sex with a penis after it had made love with her anus. (Ass To Mouth)
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:36:56
^ are you the last to know she has a sex tape? google.
No dipshit - But I've never seen the being peed on part. I know how to use Google.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 13:44:43
I live in Miami myself, and I'd so show her a good time around Vice City, and then bang every bit of her bod, armpits included.
By MPT, on November 18, 2008 13:45:14
Those are total ass implants, they look like cheap strippertits
Scars are easy to conceal
By barfyogi, on November 18, 2008 14:25:11
Close the beach, we don't know what will come out of Reggie's bush.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 14:27:20
Gotta admit, she's got more curves than GM's test track. Too bad she's seen more use than GM's, Ford's, and BMW's test tracks. Just a reminder to her: Don't eat yellow snow!
By Dr Rauch, on November 18, 2008 14:43:51
"She looks like a R. Crumb cartoon come to life."
Best comment!
By Santos, on November 18, 2008 14:49:14
You gang of neanderthal PIGS.
She wouldn't look at any of you twice.
Ha ha ha!
By Brainiac, on November 18, 2008 15:19:59
wow! that's what every woman's body should look like!
her face on the other hand....NAAAAYYYYYY!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 15:35:06
Straight men LOVE curves. They want tits, waists, derriere, the more natural looking the better. Straight men love asses. Don't starve yourselves. The flat assed girls who comment here are jealous. I'd still toss your flat assed salads, but I'll still be wishing you had more curves.
By tellin it like it is, on November 18, 2008 15:41:13
Her face is actually pretty despite a nose job and collagen lip injections.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 15:48:34
Yes, us straight guys love curves, but REAL curves. This bitch has had so much plastic surgery (fake tits, ass implants, liposuction) that I would never know what was what. Plus, she's as smart as a sack of rocks, and is lifeless in bed. And, a worthless attention whore as well, much like that twatty bitch paris hilton. No thanks; I can do much better than this...
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 19:02:39
I can't stand watching her show but I could look at her tits and the outline of her sweet pussy in these photos all day long.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 23:46:40
So her bod's fab, but seriously she was stiff and cool as a cadaver on Dancing with the stars. I think that if you can't dance, you have no rhythm, and if you have no rhythm, nooo thank you in bed. Same for passion!
#42: thanks for the explanation! ... I think. *shudder*
By ISBN, on November 19, 2008 05:34:04
#36 bingo. No one with any maturity or brains would want a tacky HO like this for anything other than a sleazy quickie. I'm guessing the average age of these posters is 15.
By Some of you are such potty mouths, on November 19, 2008 06:18:34
i prefer the A2V2M myself...but that's just me.
By fat monkey, on November 19, 2008 08:31:59
Sooo hot!
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:45:09
@56 That's right, honey, you just keep telling yourself that to make it easier to get through the day.
Time to feed your 37 cats now.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 16:29:59
Man you all some fools. the 1st picture tells it all. SHE HAD BUN IMPLANTS. looks at the shape just like the boobs it shows the implants..fake a-s-s
By Mary, on November 19, 2008 23:22:41
@59 You keep dreaming dickhead, you can never, an will never, get a girl like that.
You're married to your right hand, wanker.
By Braniac, on November 20, 2008 11:15:11
you can see her butt implant sticking out from under her skin.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 19:31:40
"Jealous" (what Kim says to her sisters (and all women hating on her) in the opening sequence of Keeping Up With The Kardashians...appropo lol
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 18:54:54
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