I don't know what these things are, let's talk about how hot I am, and when you have sex with me, don't mess up my make up and tell me how sexy I am, then tell me how sexy I am...
8 - IT IS TRUE, IS BECAUSE ROUND EYE NO HAS POWER OF PEARL CREAM. PEARL CREAM IS ANCIENT CHINESE METHOD OF PREVENTING WRINKLES, SOME SAY THE CREAM IS ACTUALLY A DRAGON'S YEAST INFECTION. IN THE YEAR OF THE RAT, PEARL CREAM MADE 137 YEAR OLD CHINAMAN GROW A THIRD SET OF TEETH. I TELL EVERYONE AT MY LAUNDRYMAT TO USE PEARL CREAM AND DO LOTS OF SPITTING ON SIDEWALK. CONSTANTLY SPITTING HELPS CHINAMAN SCARE OFF EVIL SPIRITS THAT CAUSE AGE. NOW IF U EXCUSE ME, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING PLASTIC BAGS ON SUBWAY.
I would drop a sunken treasure in that there fish tank if you know what I mean. How in the hell do you perform an upper decker in that fucking toilet? And do you need to keep supplying the fish every time you flush? I would put a shark in that tank, now that would be badass.
Japanese toilets are so weird, I live there and a few of them are still holes (only public ones though, not in apartments) while most of them are like miniature spaceships that I STILL have trouble figuring out, even after years of living here!
Most apartment toilets have kind of a sink handle on top, so when you flush, water comes out and then refills the tank from above (it's hard to explain). Mine has decorations all over it that make it look like a garden. Some people keep all crazy shit in there--zen rock gardens, flowers, I guess fishtanks. Some people wash their hands in it; it's clean, but I still don't because it feels so wrong.
I love that when you open up the comments for randomness, people's xenophobia and stupidity come out in droves. It's like wagons west, but for assholes.
Asians don't look the same.... They do look similar though.
Straight black hair, and dark eyes for damn near every Asian. YES... (Half of my condo building is Chinese. I can barely remember what my neighbours look like from day to day....)
White folks? We have a half dozen hair colours and a multitude of eye colours.
White people have the most phenotypical diversity. That's fact...
If facts hurt you, than that's your fucking problem.
Best of Luck if you should ever find yourself scanning a crowd of 100 Chinese looking for a specific individual. ;)
I have green eyes, brownish-blonde hair, and I clip my hair really short. You don't really need luck to find me in a group of 100 whities. My hair and eye colours allow you to cancel people out, even from a distance.
my dog keeps biting one of her paws and the vet says it's allergies. i don't want to give her allergy pills. does anyone know about dogs? what cheap and natural thing can i put on her foot to make her stop biting it??
Hey Bitch with the dogf with allergies, my dog did that too. Probably an allergy to grass. I tried socks, it would stall him because he had to get the socks off first. You can alos try that bitter apple stuff or hot sauce. My dog has curly hair so I just let his leg hair grow out adn keep it longer so he can't chew the skin. If itws a short hiar dog that sheds good luck!
And most asians do look the same. The brown slanted eyes and straight dark hair are dominant genes. That's why they dress so funky too make themselves stand out. If I were asian I would collect wigs and wear colored contacts.
I live in San Francisco I see a lot of old hunched over and wrinkled Chinese ladies every day, and they're not 100 years old and just beginning to age. A lot of them are in their '60s. Stress and lifestyle will age you no matter what color you are, and so will anger and bitterness. Stop taking things so seriously. I like this site because they aren't afraid to make fun of everyone.
Watch the Jackass movies and look at the parts when they're in Japan. That's what it looks like here. When I first moved here it was very hard to tell people apart. That is why so many of the youth have to go to extremes to look like individuals. Most Japanese people don't see any reason to stand out or look different. It's just a different country and culture. They do not take themselves that seriously, so they would not take offense to saying they all look alike. I can't say the same for other Asian cultures. Usually the non-Buddhist people are more combative.
my dog does have short hair and she sheds. she bleeds sometimes when she bites it, so i don't want to hurt her with hot sauce. what's the bitter apple stuff? will it sting?
Listen, you silly cunt. How many times have I told you...you DON'T smell like fish. You smell like roses and sunshine. And occasionally like newsprint after my anuses have read The Globe and Mail.
You can't really enjoy it unless your a dude facing it to wiz. If you are sitting on it, you only get a glimpse as you push the lever. I think having a waterfall sound playing while you go would be more practical. For "bashful bladders."
Hey 39 ! No problem. If you make it back to this thread, the bitter apple is something parents use to keep thier kids from sucking their thumb. I don't know if it would sting or not. It just tastes bad. I remember those "hotspots" though! They do bleed. You might try benadryl spray. Other than that, one of those cones around the neck, but that's drastic. Definitely try the sox. It helped for a while at least!
47 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIf I see that in someone's washroom, I'm definitely pissing in the fish tank.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 22:57:45
Hahah brilliant!
By Mario, on November 6, 2008 22:59:18
that is one cool ass toilet. i would kill those poor fish with the smell i leave in that room.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:00:24
not far to go if a fish dies. hell, they could even commit suicide with a small jump.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:03:07
every time you flush does the tank empty and refill? that would make it epic.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:09:20
Look at Ellen at the bottom of the tank. :(
By nemo, on November 6, 2008 23:16:44
I took two really good doo doos today.
And I'm a girl!!! GIRLS POO TOO, YOU KNOW!!!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:17:04
white ppl look alike too, but they age worse :(. Double wammy.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:22:33
I don't know what these things are, let's talk about how hot I am, and when you have sex with me, don't mess up my make up and tell me how sexy I am, then tell me how sexy I am...
By Kate Beckinsale, on November 6, 2008 23:22:56
@ 8 - whatever helps you sleep at night. whites are devils and look older than me zzzzzzzzz
By you, on November 6, 2008 23:27:38
Way to hijack the thread, #8. Idiot.
#7, girls do not poo. They have buttholes but those are only for sex.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 23:36:20
Hey we don't look alike at all!
By Harajuku Girl, on November 7, 2008 00:46:29
8 - IT IS TRUE, IS BECAUSE ROUND EYE NO HAS POWER OF PEARL CREAM. PEARL CREAM IS ANCIENT CHINESE METHOD OF PREVENTING WRINKLES, SOME SAY THE CREAM IS ACTUALLY A DRAGON'S YEAST INFECTION. IN THE YEAR OF THE RAT, PEARL CREAM MADE 137 YEAR OLD CHINAMAN GROW A THIRD SET OF TEETH. I TELL EVERYONE AT MY LAUNDRYMAT TO USE PEARL CREAM AND DO LOTS OF SPITTING ON SIDEWALK. CONSTANTLY SPITTING HELPS CHINAMAN SCARE OFF EVIL SPIRITS THAT CAUSE AGE. NOW IF U EXCUSE ME, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING PLASTIC BAGS ON SUBWAY.
By MRS. CHONG, on November 7, 2008 03:33:14
^^^ Yeah, you're the ugly one
By Love Angel Music, on November 7, 2008 03:37:03
to us, whites look all alike too. take that!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 05:05:34
"I know someone who lived in Japan for a while and his toilet was a hole in the floor, and he wasn't even in jail"
hahahah that actually made me LOL
By Chris D, on November 7, 2008 06:29:02
Two poos already?!? You must get up very early
By Jason, on November 7, 2008 07:07:39
Those toilets are sexists.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 07:40:34
Aliens think we ALL look alike, regardless of color or race. At least, that's what Xenu told me.
By ISBN, on November 7, 2008 07:42:57
hahaha white people all look alike?
i think that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard in my life...
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 08:02:23
White people look like black people.
I'm a fancy rainbow.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 08:20:01
I would drop a sunken treasure in that there fish tank if you know what I mean. How in the hell do you perform an upper decker in that fucking toilet? And do you need to keep supplying the fish every time you flush? I would put a shark in that tank, now that would be badass.
By I hate Hippies, on November 7, 2008 08:30:36
Japanese toilets are so weird, I live there and a few of them are still holes (only public ones though, not in apartments) while most of them are like miniature spaceships that I STILL have trouble figuring out, even after years of living here!
Most apartment toilets have kind of a sink handle on top, so when you flush, water comes out and then refills the tank from above (it's hard to explain). Mine has decorations all over it that make it look like a garden. Some people keep all crazy shit in there--zen rock gardens, flowers, I guess fishtanks. Some people wash their hands in it; it's clean, but I still don't because it feels so wrong.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 08:58:23
I love that when you open up the comments for randomness, people's xenophobia and stupidity come out in droves. It's like wagons west, but for assholes.
By MM, on November 7, 2008 09:31:26
Asians don't look the same....
They do look similar though.
Straight black hair, and dark eyes for damn near every Asian. YES...
(Half of my condo building is Chinese. I can barely remember what my neighbours look like from day to day....)
White folks? We have a half dozen hair colours and a multitude of eye colours.
White people have the most phenotypical diversity.
That's fact...
If facts hurt you, than that's your fucking problem.
Best of Luck if you should ever find yourself scanning a crowd of 100 Chinese looking for a specific individual. ;)
I have green eyes, brownish-blonde hair, and I clip my hair really short.
You don't really need luck to find me in a group of 100 whities. My hair and eye colours allow you to cancel people out, even from a distance.
Curse me for being realistic, eh?
Ciao.....
By joejoe, on November 7, 2008 10:54:40
I love asian broads.
By Woody Allen, on November 7, 2008 13:17:30
Because of Asians we now have fortune cookies, Lo Mein & chopsticks. Thanks guys love you lots.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 13:50:09
When I look into a sea of white people they all look the same also - all I see are dumb-as-nail sluts!
By Nailin Paylin, on November 7, 2008 17:53:45
That... IS A COOL TOILET!!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 20:06:01
Hey by the end of the century everyone will look.....Filipino:)
By flipipino, on November 7, 2008 20:35:02
Cool Toilet !
I'd be too distracted by the Fish to Aim properly tho ...
By BukNekkid , on November 7, 2008 21:05:36
That toilet? I WANT ONE. Does it come with a matching bidet?
By Vigilante, on November 8, 2008 06:29:29
Fortune cookies were actually invented in San Francisco. So thank the gays.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 10:25:09
@ Vigilante:
Don't I smell fishy enough already??
By Vigilante's Vagina, on November 8, 2008 14:07:40
re: random crap
my dog keeps biting one of her paws and the vet says it's allergies. i don't want to give her allergy pills. does anyone know about dogs? what cheap and natural thing can i put on her foot to make her stop biting it??
By bitch, on November 8, 2008 14:41:39
Hey Bitch with the dogf with allergies, my dog did that too. Probably an allergy to grass. I tried socks, it would stall him because he had to get the socks off first. You can alos try that bitter apple stuff or hot sauce. My dog has curly hair so I just let his leg hair grow out adn keep it longer so he can't chew the skin. If itws a short hiar dog that sheds good luck!
And most asians do look the same. The brown slanted eyes and straight dark hair are dominant genes. That's why they dress so funky too make themselves stand out. If I were asian I would collect wigs and wear colored contacts.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 15:21:38
I live in San Francisco I see a lot of old hunched over and wrinkled Chinese ladies every day, and they're not 100 years old and just beginning to age. A lot of them are in their '60s. Stress and lifestyle will age you no matter what color you are, and so will anger and bitterness. Stop taking things so seriously. I like this site because they aren't afraid to make fun of everyone.
By just shut up and laugh! :-D, on November 8, 2008 15:25:40
Watch the Jackass movies and look at the parts when they're in Japan. That's what it looks like here. When I first moved here it was very hard to tell people apart. That is why so many of the youth have to go to extremes to look like individuals. Most Japanese people don't see any reason to stand out or look different. It's just a different country and culture. They do not take themselves that seriously, so they would not take offense to saying they all look alike. I can't say the same for other Asian cultures. Usually the non-Buddhist people are more combative.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 15:38:53
thanks anon 36
my dog does have short hair and she sheds. she bleeds sometimes when she bites it, so i don't want to hurt her with hot sauce. what's the bitter apple stuff? will it sting?
By bitch, on November 8, 2008 15:48:02
OMG you could never have those toilets in a public place in the US. PETA would protest for sure.
By Pam Anderson, on November 8, 2008 15:50:45
@ My Vagina:
Listen, you silly cunt. How many times have I told you...you DON'T smell like fish. You smell like roses and sunshine. And occasionally like newsprint after my anuses have read The Globe and Mail.
Fresh lemon cookies, maybe. But never fish.
Fish is gauche.
By Vigilante, on November 8, 2008 18:38:58
I hate cleaning the toilet and I hate cleaning my fish tank. I'd buy this toilet if I had a maid.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 20:52:47
@ Vigilante:
Stop putting lemon cookies inside me. I am not your mouth.
By Vigilante's Vagina, on November 8, 2008 20:57:24
Yeah, what she said.
By Vigilante's Mouth, on November 8, 2008 20:59:45
It is helpful if you need to teach your cat how to use the toilet. Don't leave the top open for too long though.
By Papse, on November 9, 2008 00:50:48
You can't really enjoy it unless your a dude facing it to wiz. If you are sitting on it, you only get a glimpse as you push the lever. I think having a waterfall sound playing while you go would be more practical. For "bashful bladders."
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:13:05
Hey 39 ! No problem. If you make it back to this thread, the bitter apple is something parents use to keep thier kids from sucking their thumb. I don't know if it would sting or not. It just tastes bad. I remember those "hotspots" though! They do bleed. You might try benadryl spray. Other than that, one of those cones around the neck, but that's drastic. Definitely try the sox. It helped for a while at least!
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 20:45:09
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