Leonardo DiCaprio Had Girl Problems

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  1. If Leo is still dating this dreadful Bar I must say he still has girl problems...

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 19:56:34

  2. Slow starter means terrible in bed.

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 19:59:01

  3. You're right, #1. I would certainly hate to see "this dreadful Bar" naked. Or have sexual relations with her. Horrors!

    By I'd like to see the kind of tail you're getting, on November 4, 2008 20:00:21

  4. All of his girlfriends have been butterfaced models with eating disorders. He's gay and his girlfriends are insecure.

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 20:04:11

  5. "Slow Starter" = small dick.

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 20:38:38

  6. Giselle looks like a man in the face and she's too skinny to make you want to do anything more than offer her your ticket to the buffet. Can someone please explain to me the hype over this chick?

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 22:09:17

  7. Slow starter means living a lie. I mean, come on, this is Leonardo DiCaprio we're talking about here. He's super girly. Certainly more girly than any gay guy I know.

    By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 22:28:32

  8. oh come on, 7 posts and i'm the first to mention Bar's epic cameltoe?

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 00:49:32

  9. Oh, #3, so that`s it? She has a hot body so everything is OK with her? Wow, impressive!

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 03:16:02

  10. Leo is hot. I don't care if he's gay or not, he can do me anywhere he wants. And call me anything he wants.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 05:30:41

  11. I think Leonardo is way too soft to be attractive. Somehow, he's got this mythical hype around him, like he's part of the old brat pack or something. He is girly. And droopy. I don't GET it. That said, I think slow starter = not yet famous, no one interested.

    Also, I know this sounds like a jealous bitch, but I guarantee that Bar Rafel or whatever gets fat. When she quits smoking and modeling, she looks like she's going to pork out. She is not naturally that thin, whereas Gisele is. I'd take either current body over mine, of course.

    By ISBN, on November 5, 2008 06:09:37

  12. Slow starter, small dick, WHO CARES! I'd do him in a second. He is so hot and sexy. Watch Departed and see his sexy ass and accent in action. Yum, Yum, oh and I'm a girl by the way...

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 06:24:26

  13. Camelicious.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 07:07:18

  14. He certainly was quite photogenic when he was a teenager. However most men improve with age. Not fair but true. However I don't think that's the case at all with Leo. At this point if he wasn't famous you probably wouldn't even notice him in a crowd. He's also only about 5' 5" from the looks of a costume I saw displayed once. Little guys are just not my type.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 07:47:31

  15. According to imdb Leo is 6 feet tall.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 08:42:36

  16. She smokes that is so unattractive....and so stupid...

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 09:18:45

  17. Bar Refaeli is the hottest girl hands down. No one can come close.

    By Fried Ricer, on November 5, 2008 10:00:55

  18. Bar's hotness rating just plummeted into the negative numbers once I saw her sucking on a cancer stick!

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 10:14:36

  19. If she smokes, she pokes!

    By Joe Camel, on November 5, 2008 10:26:07

  20. Certainly dating she-males like Gisele don't help his hetero status, if he even is to begin with. Probably not. Kinda like Tom Brady.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 10:51:17

  21. To answer bar's pics 4 & 5: "Yes bar, Your ass is still flat. cope with it."

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 11:39:24

  22. i dont get it with leo.
    hes a chubby little porker with size 6 shoes ffs.
    he must be a really really good listener.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:35:46

  23. Aw, poor little leo. He's had to endure getting blown by & fucking Bar, Helene & Gisele. Poor little baby...

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 13:35:52

  24. Helena is no butterface. She was one of the prettiest of the "supermodels". Chris Isaac's "Wicked Game" vid with her is still one of the hottest ever made.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 15:25:59

  25. I was just thinking how delicious Bar looks and questioning my sexuality, then I saw the cig in her hand! Ewww! That's the fastest way to age yourself...I see girls who are 22-23 have been smoking for years and they look over 30. I dated a guy who smoked and I couldn't stand to be next to him when he did. Blech.

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 15:59:25

  26. 22:28, He's not gay. It's sort of ironic that this girly-man is probably the only straight in Hollywood, but it's true.

    I am sort of like this. Lean and boyish, and certainly not a Clive Owen he-man musky type, but heterosexual. Gay guys tend to be more concerned with perfect musculature, actually, like George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey ( who are gay ).

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 17:14:07

  27. Life is not fair... all those world class babes for one very bad actor...

    By Captain Obvious 22, on November 5, 2008 17:31:39

  28. What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way. What a wicked thing to do, to let me goo on you ah haaaaa...

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 17:45:15

  29. His problem with girls is that he doesn't like them.

    By GAY, on November 6, 2008 09:53:15

  30. Speaking of Chris Issak, what's his deal? He's never seen with ANYONE. I hope he's not gay, he's too hot.

    By Gay men have good hair, on November 6, 2008 09:54:36

  31. bar is an ugly cow

    By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 20:33:47

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