Oh look, the boys who did acting and theater in high-school while normal guys were out banging heads on the field (and off) got front row seats at a sports event to pretend they're "regular" guys. Pffff. Actors.
It is always amusing listening to these tabloids and gossip rags describe what their "sources" and "eyewitnesses" saw...i mean seriously...they quote the "sources" as saying:
"Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn't worried who saw."
-who the hell talks like that?
"They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight."
- hmmmm, yes, the bartender (the "source" ) at the place talks like this, i am quite sure...when you are whispering in a girls ear, of course it is "intimate"...you are whispering in her ear. The only way it would be more intimate is if you were sticking your dong in her ear.
They were squeezing each other tight? What are we on a re-run of Happy Days where Chachi has just embraced Joanie at the end of another boring evening of hanging out with Ron Howard?
I love when they say "continues the source."
like you are being let in on an important fact that neither the CIA, Mossad or MI6 have yet to uncover through their not quite as good sources.
"She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped."
yes...you can almost hear the bartender saying these words just like that on the phone to the magazine.
Since the source is Star magazine ( I`m surprised that they are still in business ) I doubt that story is true but I wish it was... I think Kate B is cute and they would make a nice couple unlike Leo and Bar(bie)...
I think Kate is much prettier than Leo's g/f (nice body but a nasty nasty face), plus she has the sexiest voice around - she could get a job as a sex phone operator, if she wasn't an actress. Anyway, Kate has a b/f and she's one of the classy people in Hollywood, so I really doubt that anything happened with Leo.
It works only if Leo's choices were Kate, Paris Hilton, or Lindsey Lohan. Otherwise? Unbelievable. Leo himself is no prize either, has abs of cheese given some of the shots of him.
And Leo wonders why people still don't take him seriously? Hanging out with douche-bags and going through starlets and super-models like kleenex endears you to no one. Especially the people who vote on the Oscars.
Who the hell would want to hang out with Zack???They all look like a bunch of pussies. I would rather sit in the nose bleed section then sit with thoose bastards. Or at least next to Jack!!!
22 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThey were probably taping Entourage at that club and at that LA Lakers game.
By who cares, on November 24, 2008 00:07:49
Who has Leo not slept with yet?
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 00:40:43
Leonardo DiCaprio probably had sex with Zac Efron.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 00:58:20
Everytime Leo bangs a different girl, I despise my life more.
By Tizzle, on November 24, 2008 02:16:58
Oh look, the boys who did acting and theater in high-school while normal guys were out banging heads on the field (and off) got front row seats at a sports event to pretend they're "regular" guys. Pffff. Actors.
By ChookiChiz, on November 24, 2008 02:26:35
i met her boyfriend
hes really nice.
zac efron is disgusting & not at all hot.
adam levine is ridiculously sexy.
wow.
By Mel, on November 24, 2008 02:39:32
It is always amusing listening to these tabloids and gossip rags describe what their "sources" and "eyewitnesses" saw...i mean seriously...they quote the "sources" as saying:
"Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn't worried who saw."
-who the hell talks like that?
"They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight."
- hmmmm, yes, the bartender (the "source" ) at the place talks like this, i am quite sure...when you are whispering in a girls ear, of course it is "intimate"...you are whispering in her ear. The only way it would be more intimate is if you were sticking your dong in her ear.
They were squeezing each other tight? What are we on a re-run of Happy Days where Chachi has just embraced Joanie at the end of another boring evening of hanging out with Ron Howard?
I love when they say "continues the source."
like you are being let in on an important fact that neither the CIA, Mossad or MI6 have yet to uncover through their not quite as good sources.
"She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped."
yes...you can almost hear the bartender saying these words just like that on the phone to the magazine.
By JR, on November 24, 2008 03:14:39
YOU LUCKY BASTARD
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 04:31:58
Since the source is Star magazine ( I`m surprised that they are still in business ) I doubt that story is true but I wish it was... I think Kate B is cute and they would make a nice couple unlike Leo and Bar(bie)...
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 06:25:29
Since when did Bar get big tits?
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 06:47:57
Adam Levine sure is one sexy piece!
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 07:26:06
JR right on,you are hillarious and people lap it up ha ha ha! People will believe everything they read, so sad. Thanks for the laugh.
By Norma Jean, on November 24, 2008 07:47:39
I'd rather stick my peepee in Leelee.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 11:40:44
I think Kate is much prettier than Leo's g/f (nice body but a nasty nasty face), plus she has the sexiest voice around - she could get a job as a sex phone operator, if she wasn't an actress. Anyway, Kate has a b/f and she's one of the classy people in Hollywood, so I really doubt that anything happened with Leo.
Leo is a farting, nose-picking, dirtbag, BTW.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 11:49:42
Leo reppin' UCLA with that hat.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 12:10:25
Leo probably slept with Amy Winehouse to. Who the fuck cares. I wouldn't sleep with him!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 12:22:11
Wow,Leo sure does have pussy pack of a posse.What a bunch of douchbags.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 13:12:50
Are you KIDDING me? It's Kate who'd never touch fat-bellied FUG Leo - have you seen the model SHE gets to go home and bang? What a joke.
By blahblah, on November 24, 2008 14:42:48
It works only if Leo's choices were Kate, Paris Hilton, or Lindsey Lohan. Otherwise? Unbelievable.
Leo himself is no prize either, has abs of cheese given some of the shots of him.
By CaptMorgan, on November 24, 2008 17:45:57
And Leo wonders why people still don't take him seriously? Hanging out with douche-bags and going through starlets and super-models like kleenex endears you to no one. Especially the people who vote on the Oscars.
By thebig28, on November 24, 2008 20:14:26
Who the hell would want to hang out with Zack???They all look like a bunch of pussies. I would rather sit in the nose bleed section then sit with thoose bastards. Or at least next to Jack!!!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:51:34
Fuck she is ugly. I'm sure he can get a higher quality pussy than her.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2008 05:51:46
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com