they just need a good ol' clit rub and everything will be fine... nothing beats a good ol' clit rub to smooth over any negative differences between friends.
oooooooooh yeah!!!!!!
seriously, does anyone about these two sluts anymore anyway?? Lesbians were interesingn in the 80's.. bring on the hermaphradite or get a newsflash..
here's a newsflash for ya! Nicole Kidmans kid was kidnapped tonight"
I would at least raise an eyebrow about that, but news about those two scissor sisters is just snoozetown.
She already has the body haircut and name of a boy. She dresses like a boy and Im sure smells like one. Lindsy walk like a duck, fuck like a duck....your a duck baby. You cant lick pussy and say your not a dyke. In your defense we understand you fuck everything you see younger than 30. How many warts ya think she has?
Lindsay is a narcissist Sam, not worth it. She lives for drama and attention from both men and women. Anyone who gives her narcissistic supply will do.
"Magically transform herself into a battleship full of navy soldiers" LMAO!
When not so fully formed adults enter into long term relationships, the inevitable always happens. Couples counseling for an early-20's lesbian and an early 20's cock vacuum is just hopeless.
If Lindsay has been in an emotional and sexual relationship with another woman for more than a year then she is NOT straight, not atall. She may be Bi or a lesbian who has not accepted it yet but thats it.
If a male was with another male for over a year I doubt you would say "He's obviously hot for vagina". Blah blah blah.
Men need to accept that gay women are just that- gay. We don't all secretly crave 'cock' (eww).
Lindsay is more than likely bisexual. As I've stated, you would call a man 'gay' for being with another man just once, why is it different for women?????
Ronson looks depressed to me. Every time I see her in photos she seems to look both sullen and full of herself. I also chuckle at the tacky way she attempts to look cool with her bullshit hats and other "I wanna have a penis" fashion statements.
Lindsay needs to dump this she-male house pet and get herself a 6 foot muscular stud with a big Johnson to "inject" some mojo back into her.
What's going on here is typical of the problems between two girls who are in a relationship, one of whom is gay (Samantha) and the other who is bi-sexual (Lilo). Samantha wants Lilo all for herself but that was never the deal as Lilo would never be happy in an exclusive relationship with just one person. I feel that Lilo is starting to get a bit tired of Samantha trying to own her, so either Samantha learns to back off and give Lilo her space or it will all be over between them.
It has nothing to do with their "relationship" the therapy is because they are two crazy dikes and one day they want cock the next day they want twat and on some weird occasions they want animals farm animals
Whorehan obviously loved dick, and misses it a lot. I guess she's not happy with being only a scissor sister. I find her comment that "she's not lesbian" hilarious. What a stupid dumbass...
To be honest, I doubt whether Lilo is even capable of ever sustaining a relationship with anyone other than herself anyway. I hope that Samantha can cope with the inevitable breakup that's coming her way soon.
Lindsey will end up hurting poor samantha just like anne heche crushed ellen, lesbian women don't be fooled by bisexual ho's, they will hurt you in the end nd go back to the penis.
39 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHey, by the looks of Samantha, let's not just assume that she DOESN'T have some cock for Lindsay already.
I'm just sayin.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 20:46:49
Lindsay is bisexual and I'm sure Ronson knows that.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 21:17:58
"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are in therapy."
That is the funniest sentence I have ever read. Thanks Todd.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 22:20:09
sailors, dude, navy sailors
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 03:33:35
I'm almost starting to feel sorry for Sam. Almost.
By Tizzle, on November 22, 2008 04:25:20
Will one of you just buy a strap-on and get on with your pathetic lives.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 06:23:03
they just need a good ol' clit rub and everything will be fine... nothing beats a good ol' clit rub to smooth over any negative differences between friends.
oooooooooh yeah!!!!!!
seriously, does anyone about these two sluts anymore anyway?? Lesbians were interesingn in the 80's.. bring on the hermaphradite or get a newsflash..
here's a newsflash for ya! Nicole Kidmans kid was kidnapped tonight"
I would at least raise an eyebrow about that, but news about those two scissor sisters is just snoozetown.
I hope nicole kidmans kid is alright
Rxxx
By Rach, on November 22, 2008 06:41:43
She already has the body haircut and name of a boy. She dresses like a boy and Im sure smells like one.
Lindsy walk like a duck, fuck like a duck....your a duck baby. You cant lick pussy and say your not a dyke. In your defense we understand you fuck everything you see younger than 30. How many warts ya think she has?
By The Industry, on November 22, 2008 07:08:09
Lindsay is a narcissist Sam, not worth it. She lives for drama and attention from both men and women. Anyone who gives her narcissistic supply will do.
By truth teller, on November 22, 2008 07:17:21
"Magically transform herself into a battleship full of navy soldiers" LMAO!
When not so fully formed adults enter into long term relationships, the inevitable always happens. Couples counseling for an early-20's lesbian and an early 20's cock vacuum is just hopeless.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 07:23:21
Whoopie shit.
By ramrod, on November 22, 2008 07:53:11
The quicker that annoying bitchy dyke fades into obscurity, the better. She's an ugly twatwaffle.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 09:44:00
Samantha's hope: magically transform herself into a battleship full OF Navy soldiers.
Lohan's hope: magically transform herself onto a battleship, full on Navy soldiers.
By joejoe, on November 22, 2008 11:11:10
Lindsay craves the cock (much like Tom Cruise)and this ugly dude just ain't cuttin' it.
By BarbadoSlim, on November 22, 2008 12:53:14
If Lindsay has been in an emotional and sexual relationship with another woman for more than a year then she is NOT straight, not atall. She may be Bi or a lesbian who has not accepted it yet but thats it.
If a male was with another male for over a year I doubt you would say "He's obviously hot for vagina". Blah blah blah.
Men need to accept that gay women are just that- gay. We don't all secretly crave 'cock' (eww).
Lindsay is more than likely bisexual. As I've stated, you would call a man 'gay' for being with another man just once, why is it different for women?????
By Lezabella, on November 22, 2008 13:13:41
"magically transform herself into a battleship full on Navy soldiers"
don't you mean transform herself into a battleship full of sea-men?
*groan*
By gadget, on November 22, 2008 13:54:11
A battleship? More like the whole damn 7th Fleet.
By Bill Halsey, on November 22, 2008 14:39:06
This started around the time Ronson said they were going to get married.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 16:39:10
I would like to see pictures or a video clip of them "fighting all the time".
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 18:23:16
Actually they're fighting like a dog and an uglier dog.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 18:50:54
Sammie's habit of farting when she gets fisted is kinda gross you know
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 20:28:23
You said it. Hoen crave for cock like all hoes does.
By Fucking trhee girls a week. , on November 23, 2008 05:33:35
Ronson looks depressed to me. Every time I see her in photos she seems to look both sullen and full of herself. I also chuckle at the tacky way she attempts to look cool with her bullshit hats and other "I wanna have a penis" fashion statements.
Lindsay needs to dump this she-male house pet and get herself a 6 foot muscular stud with a big Johnson to "inject" some mojo back into her.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 07:13:30
What's going on here is typical of the problems between two girls who are in a relationship, one of whom is gay (Samantha) and the other who is bi-sexual (Lilo). Samantha wants Lilo all for herself but that was never the deal as Lilo would never be happy in an exclusive relationship with just one person. I feel that Lilo is starting to get a bit tired of Samantha trying to own her, so either Samantha learns to back off and give Lilo her space or it will all be over between them.
By Anthony !!, on November 23, 2008 09:40:19
Navy "Soldiers"?
WTF?
By Peter Ailes, on November 23, 2008 11:10:18
It has nothing to do with their "relationship" the therapy is because they are two crazy dikes and one day they want cock the next day they want twat and on some weird occasions they want animals farm animals
By those two are crazy, on November 23, 2008 12:03:04
I wanna hump Lindsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 14:21:03
No, Gadget, I meant exactly what I wrote...
full on sailors = stomach full of sperm, and cacks in every hole south of her ears...
Comprende??
Bueno!
By joejoe the gringo, on November 23, 2008 16:55:41
Whorehan obviously loved dick, and misses it a lot. I guess she's not happy with being only a scissor sister. I find her comment that "she's not lesbian" hilarious. What a stupid dumbass...
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 20:52:46
there is something about Sam that makes my peen tickle....I don't know what but there is something
Anyone else?
By Kurtow, on November 23, 2008 23:30:16
LINDSAY...you'd better have a little talk with yourself. Let Sam down easy, and get yer s___ together.NOW. SOON. Don't hurt her. Please.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 23:38:31
LINDSAY...you'd better have a little talk with yourself. Let Sam down easy, and get yer s___ together.NOW. SOON. Don't hurt her. Please.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 23:38:47
Calm down guys's (& gals), she's there for all the branches
By Loose Lips Sink Ships, on November 24, 2008 06:33:49
"drama just seems to follow Lindsay"
That's how it is with people who have mental problems.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 09:14:28
Sadly, Hohands ain't sure who or what she is. That's perfectly clear, unlike the air in her head.
By Sami, on November 24, 2008 12:50:59
@ 29 Yeah cause a dude huffing and puffing on top of you for 10 mins, messing on you then rolling over and sleeping is heaven is it not? Eww.
Women are better lovers than men. FACT.
By LezabellaFan ; ), on November 24, 2008 13:33:49
To be honest, I doubt whether Lilo is even capable of ever sustaining a relationship with anyone other than herself anyway. I hope that Samantha can cope with the inevitable breakup that's coming her way soon.
By Anthony !!, on November 24, 2008 14:00:15
Certainly Lohan-Ronson is more important than world peace. Can't Lindsay get the "colored" President-elect to mediate their dispute?
By CaptMorgan, on November 24, 2008 17:54:24
Lindsey will end up hurting poor samantha just like anne heche crushed ellen, lesbian women don't be fooled by bisexual ho's, they will hurt you in the end nd go back to the penis.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 02:30:06
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