23 Comments:

1. i'll be 1st in line to help her with her exploration.

   By fat monkey, on November 14, 2008 09:43:29

2. Second! Unless I find out how Ronson made her money. How the fuck did she finance that ring? Everytime I press shuffle on my iPod, all I get is music.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 09:48:41

3. Possible titles if this story's made into a movie:
   "Lindsay: Fully Loaded"
   "Lindsay's Freaky Bi Friday"
   "I Don't Know Who Screwed Me"

   By Run, on November 14, 2008 09:50:28

4. Samantha Ronson is a multi-millionaire trust fund baby. Her dad is rich and her rich mom is a gold digging Jewish socialite.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 09:51:48

5. That just goes to show that those strap-ons just arent as fun as they look in the movies.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 10:49:58

6. Ronson is a guy without a dick. Lindsay should have tried a woman that looks like a woman, but Lindsay has to be the prettiest one in the relationship or she'll die. That's why she's always with ugly people.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 10:52:26

7. Is that beatlejuice in the background?

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:33:55

8. Uh no #4, Samantha makes a ton of money on her own as a deejay.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:00:49

9. Samantha is a trust fund baby and the trust fund money paid for her 'career' and her fame. Most of her money comes from her rich parents, not playing other people's music at night clubs.

   By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:04:17

10. Strap ons & fingers can only do so much.

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:04:23

11. Damn that Samantha girl is ugly. I bet there are times when Lindsay herself forgets that she ain't a guy.

    By Fetch, on November 14, 2008 12:14:21

12. Whoever the dude that came up with the term firecrotch for lindsay should be commended. This bitch will sleep anyone that looks her way. Period! Just wait your turn.

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:17:39

13. So, Lindsay doesn't want to restrict herself to being simply a rug muncher. That's not a bad thing. Go out there, Lindsay! Give a few hundred blow jobs. Prove to the world that you've still got it!!!!!

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:03:17

14. I SaMANtha really was "ball"-istic - there wouldn't be a problem

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:04:23

15. "Whoever the dude that came up with the term firecrotch for lindsay should be commended. This bitch will sleep anyone that looks her way. Period! Just wait your turn.
    
    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:17:39"
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    He called her firecrotch because she has red pubic hair. Red pussy = fire crotch. He didn't invent that word, it's been a joke about redheads forever.
    

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:07:32

16. One problem. She is in England.

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 15:00:24

17. She's in England? Is that why she looks like the Duchess of York?
    
    Freaky.
    

    By Vigilante, on November 14, 2008 15:46:20

18. I told you she wasn't gay. Lesbianism is BORING. What's fun about having a boring sex life, shopping for flannel shirts and raising cats? not to mention the hostile uptight attitudes...

    By Penis is better, on November 14, 2008 16:46:07

19. Dildos don't go limp.
    
    

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 16:49:02

20. All sluts want an open relationship.

    By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 19:33:28

21. ronson should go back to 'les Beau' & find herself a nice truck-drivin dyke to fade into obscurity with, like the ginger-ninja from sex & the city

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2008 09:00:13

22. If she's ever in my area I'd do her any time.

    By mozart22, on November 15, 2008 10:25:44

23. after Lindsay...she'll probably have an identity crisis and get a sex change.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2008 13:12:55