Wow. No respect for Rolling Stones anymore. I wish these people would stop trying to shove Britney back in the spotlight. She always sucked. She sucks even more now. She's insane. Let it go. She's gone.
ya'll are so fucking dumb- she looks good cause she's being shot by a professional, in a studio, with make-up etc. That's why she doesnt look as bad as she does in horrible paparazzi shots. I'm not trying to defend her but she deserves some credit. Her body looks great so whatever she's doing is paying off. These obviously aren't photoshopped to death, and I think that was the point of the shoot.
#27 -- Hey dummy, she looks bad in those horrible paparazzi shots because that's what she looks like in real life without professional make-up and studio lighting.
wow how much did her camp pay Rolling Stone to get her back on the cover? the only reason britney was ever famous was because she was young, hot and virginal--never musically talented. now that she's not only older, a mom, and uh, totally insane i don't know who anyone is kidding in thinking she's going to have a "comeback".
@ 12:42:36 - Peta and Britney would be a match made in heaven. Until she thought they were a pita pocket and tried to eat them. While wearing her mask from the photo shoot and screaming "I'm Batman."
I just cancelled my subscription to rolling stone. It used to be about the music; now apparently rolling stone is being paid by publicists to suck up to their clients. How pathetic, especially given that slutney can't sing on key without a computer program to clean up her vocal messes...
rolling stone have 'britney spears' on the front cover and they call it the hot issue.so if lindsay lohan was on the front cover would they call it the drug addict issue?
Twatney, please. You're a loser, pure & simple, and no amount of computerized voice alteration, prerecorded vocals for concerts or photoshopping of your pictures will change that. I predict you'll be sucking adnan's dick & flashing your pussy within 1 week of daddy ending his conservatorship of your life...
Rolling Stone magazine is a rag aka toilet paper they put anyone in there it used to be about bands now any IDIOT like britney is on the cover ,you know she bought alot of tacos and coffee with the money she got for those PHOTOSHOP pics her C section scar is gone lol
ITA with everybody here. Only thing I add is the song, "Cover of Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone, gotta get my picture on the cover of..." immoratlized this mag, but it is not an honor anymore to be on the cover of RS. They put anybody on the cover who is in the news. RS is like People magazine.
Also, Britney needs to just leave the bldg. Go away. Stop the career thing. Downsize the lifestyle and the payrolls. Be a full-time mother to those kids. Comeback in 16 years when the kids are 18. Stop the madness. Stop the hype. Let it go. She messed up the manufactured career by steering away from the script of her advisors:Parents, Larry Rudolph, the record com., lawyers ,etc. Kevin was the beginning of the madness but she was still savageble if she had not married him. She was messing up before him. After him, it all went to hell.
I am a holding out hope she can again look hot and I think she was on her way (based on VMAs) but these pictures make her look like Grace Under Fire or something. I wouldn't even let my dog relieve himself on this magazine spread.
@54--Agreed. . and yet whenever I see a front-view photo of her, I immediately imagine her chewing her cud for a few seconds, then saying "Moooooo" (the real cow sound), and then chewing cud again. Something about the whole "look" in her eyes/face is really bovine. Mad cow maybe?
I just cannot believe her parents are still pimping her out. It's not like she needs the money so why don't they just make her sell off all her property and settle down on some small farm somewhere far removed from paparazzi and Hollywood? That would be the RIGHT thing to do. Sending this one out to deal with the pressures of fame is just asking for another mental breakdown.
ps: her hair and Christina Aguilera's are WIGS. They're both totally bald. They ruined their real hair with constant overstyling.
"ps: her hair and Christina Aguilera's are WIGS. They're both totally bald. They ruined their real hair with constant overstyling." --- Well, that and Brit's family tree is more of a trunk. She's always had a really high hairline and her hair looks naturally thin. When she was younger, someone must have encouraged her to mask it by wearing it down (and full) or to cover it with the stupid newsboy hats. She has the same hairline as Nic Cage.
Why can't the few dork media geeks get over the fact that the American public is so over Brittany, paris and jessica simpleton!! Let it go...we're done w/ the dumb blonde I'm so stupid and crazy gig! Let it goooo we're sick of these folks that have no talent and their only ability is to fake tan, hair, nails, eyes, boobs etc etc. are real!
If Britney really wanted to do something worthy she would go on Oprah and talk HONESTLY about what's really wrong with her aka her mental illness to help relieve the stigma of it from others. Half of Hollywood suffers from some form of mental illness but no one will admit it. It's hilarious that it's ok to admit you're a drug addict, sleep around, have abortions ect but you can't admit to a disease that isn't even your fault. I don't get that.
By Gabriele, on November 26, 2008 13:53:55 ------------------------------------------ Geez, another delusional slutney supporter has escaped the mental hospital. Their "hero" is a mentally retarded, lying, child endangering faux singer who can't dance or sing to save her life, yet these deluded losers revel in being ripped off by her. Let's hope they catch this looney slutney supporter & put her back in the thorazine ward where she belongs...
82 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe looks smackable in these airbrushed pics...
By fat monkey, on November 25, 2008 11:52:45
so i don't get it, did her real hair grow back yet?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 11:53:44
I want to see the green sex toys.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:00:24
Either those pictures are edited and airbrushed to the nth degree or BritBrit has given up Starbucks and Taco Bell for diet and exercise.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:04:59
So is she in the Skanky Brits article or the Extreme Redneck Sports article?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:05:24
that photo of brit in the fur coat is gorgeous.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:06:23
Holy Shit! Abs of Steel!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:13:32
Photoshopping and airbrushing again. They stretched her to make her look taller and thinner too. How pathetic.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:14:20
There is not one musically oriented piece of information on that entire cover. Shame on you Rolling Stone.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:15:31
You can tell those jeans are a size 4. She must be a perfect size 0 now. She is perfect.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:15:47
I bet that shirt and jeans belong to one of her ex-boyfriends. They're probably Timberfag's or Federline's.
By she's psycho, on November 25, 2008 12:20:35
Maybe if Jan Wenner spent less time with twink cock in his mouth...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:23:36
So you're busting on Britney for airbrushed photos, yet claim every Victoria's Secret model is a goddess like those photos are real? Please.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:32:01
Marilyn, is that you?
By Skratchy, on November 25, 2008 12:35:34
She's an angelic goddess from heaven. Stunning.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:37:00
finally the real britney. i was getting very tired of those airbrushed candids we see every day.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:38:53
I think part of the reason people were so smitten with her is that she had the brightest genuine smile.
That smile disappeared somewhere along the way and was replaced with the unhappy fake smile Britney wears today.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:40:21
Celebrities should have to be a royalty for every pic that is photoshopped.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:41:49
"that photo of brit in the fur coat is gorgeous."
PETA bait.
By oic, on November 25, 2008 12:42:36
#13 Britney is perfect and so are Victoria's Secret models.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:45:15
Rolling Stone is all ads and fluff stories from a fag's P.O.V.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 12:47:55
Arg. I'm going to masterbate to those pictures and I hate myself for that.
By thebig28, on November 25, 2008 13:08:55
What the hell is with all of the Brit love on this post? Did the sheep at Breath Deep flock to this site or what?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:13:51
Fake, fake, FAKE! She's so full of b.s. and so is Rolling Stone. How many times have they put her on the cover? Zzzzz...
By Albatross, on November 25, 2008 13:20:05
Great job on the photoshopping, she actually looks somewhat normal, too bad we all know better from the big ole pile o crazy fugliness she's given us.
By LisaL, on November 25, 2008 13:21:18
Wow. No respect for Rolling Stones anymore. I wish these people would stop trying to shove Britney back in the spotlight. She always sucked. She sucks even more now. She's insane. Let it go. She's gone.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:29:08
ya'll are so fucking dumb- she looks good cause she's being shot by a professional, in a studio, with make-up etc. That's why she doesnt look as bad as she does in horrible paparazzi shots. I'm not trying to defend her but she deserves some credit. Her body looks great so whatever she's doing is paying off. These obviously aren't photoshopped to death, and I think that was the point of the shoot.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:32:55
She's a loser, her fans are losers, she needs to know she's never going to be 17 ever again and learn how to be an adult and a good mother.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:36:17
Who gives a shit if shes back!!!!! I didnt know she was gone in the first place. Her music sucks ass!!!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:41:43
Oh, Britney... even though you have the face of a 35-year old, and even though you cannot sing anymore, you still CAN!
What's that? Can do WHAT? Shit I don't know! It just sounds good, doesn't it??
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:44:34
#4 ..... it's even better than diet and exercise... it's chocolately delicious LAXATIVES!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:46:14
#27 -- Hey dummy, she looks bad in those horrible paparazzi shots because that's what she looks like in real life without professional make-up and studio lighting.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:46:45
WTH is up with all of these Britney fans? That's not her and you know it. Now get off this site.
By Bugger off, on November 25, 2008 13:47:39
The music can't find ANY other people to push???
By dmccall, on November 25, 2008 13:55:16
ahahaha ridiculous amount of photoshop in these pics
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 13:57:21
wow how much did her camp pay Rolling Stone to get her back on the cover? the only reason britney was ever famous was because she was young, hot and virginal--never musically talented. now that she's not only older, a mom, and uh, totally insane i don't know who anyone is kidding in thinking she's going to have a "comeback".
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 14:20:40
On the cover of the Rolling Stone, huh. God help us I think I looked better and nobody airbrushed me or nuttin.
By Dr. Hook, on November 25, 2008 14:48:52
@ 12:42:36 - Peta and Britney would be a match made in heaven. Until she thought they were a pita pocket and tried to eat them. While wearing her mask from the photo shoot and screaming "I'm Batman."
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 14:52:59
Still would.
By J-Bird, on November 25, 2008 14:57:05
she's not even "back" and im already sick of her.
i more excited about sean preston using the f word than her lame, over-produced album.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 15:07:36
Stupid F'n whoe F'd up a brilliant career. Anyone riding the rails in the same direction as she did would end up in the same loony locker.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 15:08:21
Whatevs, let's see pics of sexy Edward Cullen!
By iheartvampires, on November 25, 2008 16:05:39
I just cancelled my subscription to rolling stone. It used to be about the music; now apparently rolling stone is being paid by publicists to suck up to their clients. How pathetic, especially given that slutney can't sing on key without a computer program to clean up her vocal messes...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 16:30:32
She looks great, but these photos are most likely (DUH) photoshopped.
Plus, I lost all respect for her a long time ago.
By jamie lynn spears, on November 25, 2008 17:13:48
one word. photoshopped.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 17:24:30
Don't bother buying Rolling Stone. Blender is a much better music mag.
By Kevin Federline, on November 25, 2008 18:27:00
Don't bother buying Rolling Stone. Blender is a much better music mag.
By Kevin Federline, on November 25, 2008 18:28:19
Looks like they also semi-airbrushed or colored over her belly piercing on the front cover.
By TrayC, on November 25, 2008 18:28:55
where's the c section scar?? more photoshopping
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 18:44:35
rolling stone have 'britney spears' on the front cover and they call it the hot issue.so if lindsay lohan was on the front cover would they call it the drug addict issue?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 19:11:11
Not a flattering picture.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 19:27:18
Oh slutney. Still trying to be relevant, even though she's never been. Too bad, so sad. Grow up, peter pan; stop acting like you're 15...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 19:55:24
Ugh, I'm so sick of this trailer trash twat.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 20:42:43
I can still see the crazy no matter what Brit or Rolling Stone do to these pics. Seriously?! Does any one else see it?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 21:24:03
Twatney, please. You're a loser, pure & simple, and no amount of computerized voice alteration, prerecorded vocals for concerts or photoshopping of your pictures will change that. I predict you'll be sucking adnan's dick & flashing your pussy within 1 week of daddy ending his conservatorship of your life...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 22:05:25
"Britney Returns"?
That would mean she actually went away at some point. She's not "returning" from anything.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 22:09:59
Rolling Stone magazine is a rag aka toilet paper they put anyone in there it used to be about bands now any IDIOT like britney is on the cover ,you know she bought alot of tacos and coffee with the money she got for those PHOTOSHOP pics her C section scar is gone lol
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 22:54:29
They've airbrushed, photoshoped, pushed it a little, and Ms. Spears still can't get that retarded air/smile from her face.
Rolling Stone, you are pathetic in any language...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 23:12:11
She has such a fug face...I never realized it before she went insane but now it's all I notice. That and the cow eyes. Goddamn.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 05:33:27
When did Rolling Stone become "Retards Quarterly"?
By BarbadoSlim, on November 26, 2008 05:51:39
Whose body did they Photoshop her head onto?
By JAC, on November 26, 2008 06:18:13
There's a slight connection to music - on Metallica's new album Britney obviously was the inspiration for the song "Broken, Beat & Scarred."
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 06:25:24
ITA with everybody here. Only thing I add is the song, "Cover of Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone, gotta get my picture on the cover of..." immoratlized this mag, but it is not an honor anymore to be on the cover of RS. They put anybody on the cover who is in the news. RS is like People magazine.
By Telling it like it is, on November 26, 2008 06:39:11
Also, Britney needs to just leave the bldg. Go away. Stop the career thing. Downsize the lifestyle and the payrolls. Be a full-time mother to those kids. Comeback in 16 years when the kids are 18. Stop the madness. Stop the hype. Let it go. She messed up the manufactured career by steering away from the script of her advisors:Parents, Larry Rudolph, the record com., lawyers ,etc. Kevin was the beginning of the madness but she was still savageble if she had not married him. She was messing up before him. After him, it all went to hell.
By Telling it like it is, on November 26, 2008 06:44:21
I saw the live video of her doing the shots in the gold outfit, her thighs are much bigger than in this photo. Totally touched up.
By Kate, on November 26, 2008 07:34:25
Not to mention, they put her in the baggiest jeans ever to make her look smaller.
By Kate, on November 26, 2008 07:36:09
I am a holding out hope she can again look hot and I think she was on her way (based on VMAs) but these pictures make her look like Grace Under Fire or something. I wouldn't even let my dog relieve himself on this magazine spread.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 07:52:15
@49:
Most women these days get "bikini" C-sections -- a horizontal incision low in the bikini area. Unless she were naked, you wouldn't be able to see it.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 08:40:58
@54--Agreed. . and yet whenever I see a front-view photo of her, I immediately imagine her chewing her cud for a few seconds, then saying "Moooooo" (the real cow sound), and then chewing cud again. Something about the whole "look" in her eyes/face is really bovine. Mad cow maybe?
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 09:02:08
I just cannot believe her parents are still pimping her out. It's not like she needs the money so why don't they just make her sell off all her property and settle down on some small farm somewhere far removed from paparazzi and Hollywood? That would be the RIGHT thing to do. Sending this one out to deal with the pressures of fame is just asking for another mental breakdown.
ps: her hair and Christina Aguilera's are WIGS. They're both totally bald. They ruined their real hair with constant overstyling.
By The greed machine never stops, on November 26, 2008 09:30:33
"ps: her hair and Christina Aguilera's are WIGS. They're both totally bald. They ruined their real hair with constant overstyling."
---
Well, that and Brit's family tree is more of a trunk. She's always had a really high hairline and her hair looks naturally thin. When she was younger, someone must have encouraged her to mask it by wearing it down (and full) or to cover it with the stupid newsboy hats. She has the same hairline as Nic Cage.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 09:50:28
Why can't the few dork media geeks get over the fact that the American public is so over Brittany, paris and jessica simpleton!! Let it go...we're done w/ the dumb blonde I'm so stupid and crazy gig! Let it goooo we're sick of these folks that have no talent and their only ability is to fake tan, hair, nails, eyes, boobs etc etc. are real!
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 10:45:30
Britney rules! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
By Gabriele, on November 26, 2008 13:53:55
Rolling Stone is super absorbant for those of you with bird cages.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 22:44:56
If Britney really wanted to do something worthy she would go on Oprah and talk HONESTLY about what's really wrong with her aka her mental illness to help relieve the stigma of it from others. Half of Hollywood suffers from some form of mental illness but no one will admit it. It's hilarious that it's ok to admit you're a drug addict, sleep around, have abortions ect but you can't admit to a disease that isn't even your fault. I don't get that.
By Hollywood has no balls, on November 27, 2008 09:30:16
i wish she would die in a fire
By anonymous, on November 28, 2008 19:00:23
Rolling Stone should just change it's name to People. Or,GQ.
By Rolling Stone is dead to me, on November 29, 2008 11:49:42
im with # 42.....where's Edward???????????
By MRS. EDWARD CULLEN, on November 29, 2008 16:02:00
i think she looks amazing, of course it is airbrushed, every photo in a magazine is altered in some way, to make people look better, or even worse
but either way, she has lost a lot of weight, and for a mom of two, she is just as hot!
By person with a face, on November 29, 2008 22:08:29
73. Britney rules! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
By Gabriele, on November 26, 2008 13:53:55
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Geez, another delusional slutney supporter has escaped the mental hospital. Their "hero" is a mentally retarded, lying, child endangering faux singer who can't dance or sing to save her life, yet these deluded losers revel in being ripped off by her. Let's hope they catch this looney slutney supporter & put her back in the thorazine ward where she belongs...
By anonymous, on November 30, 2008 15:54:31
Leave Britney alone!
Sob!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2008 21:53:20
looks like a blonde rosie odonnell
By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 06:52:23
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