She's still fucking gorgeous. I have nothing but good things to say about this hot Canadian piece of ass. God, I'd love to go muff diving in her musky sea of love.
Next time you run off at the mouth about how you refuse to raise your child in an "uncivilized America," remember those Americans who made you what you are. Before us, you were shoveling snow off your driveway and singing for free corn dogs at fairs.
she does NOT look like she has aged 10 years - I get the hilarity of this website in that it makes fun of anything and everything celebrity, but give the girl a break.
There's only one reason an ugly guy like that ditches a hottie and falls back to his own level with his new butt-ugly squeeze: the hottie is a refrigerator in bed, with lots of rules and hangups. As the famous quote goes, if wives gave good blowjobs prostitutes would go out of business.
She most certainly DOES look like she has aged 10+ years. Her face just doesn't look the same. As the years go on, gravity takes it's toll. It's a fact. She will not look as hot today as she did when she was 26. Comment #14 is obviously from a 30+ year old chick who doesn't want to accept reality.
She's been gone in hiding from paparazzi for 10 years. The only pics we saw of her before that were concert pics, album covers, magazine photos. She wasn't 'perfect' before either, and it has been a long time since we've seen her on red carpets. Grow up, #21. I know a lot of 30+ year olds who look a lot better than Shania and even the 'old looking' ones still wouldn't fuck you.
She's still hot as hell, but most of the commenters are right, she probably got cheated on because she was frigid. She probably stopped fucking Mutt after he made her famous.
Mutt probably cheated on her because banging the same chick forever gets boring and old. Plus, he's riche as fuck. Look at the albums that guy has produced.
It's like the Eddie Murphy's stand-up where he says that when you first get a new piece of ass, you're thinking it's like eating a Ritz cracker. Then after awhile you realize you're just eating plain old Saltines.
@18- Exactly. "Show me the hottest chick on Earth and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her."
Damn, I would never leave Shania -- even if she gained 40 lbs!
But I have a feeling that Mutt wasn't getting the nasty like he wanted. Quite often the ugly chics are hottest in bed. That's been my experience, anyway.
unfortunately being hot has very little to do with a woman's ability to keep a man. she looks awesome still, but i sorta agree with #26, she's always seemed very bitchy and standoffish to me as hot as she is.
"Show me the hottest chick on Earth and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her."
Man, what a bunch of fags you guys are! The fact is...if you're a guy who's good in bed, you can tame a cold fish in bed. You butt burglars are just doing it wrong.
People who have actually looked into Shania's past say that she slept around ALOT before she married Mutt. Mutt was supposedly the one with the sexual hang-ups, not Shania. And yeah she's now rumored to be fucking a new man already anyway.
#35 is right. If you're with a woman who 'isn't really into sex', that just means you aren't very good. Women like 'no sex' better than 'bad sex' and will stick around just 'cause they 'love you'. Stupid, I know, but true.
A girl who sleeps around a lot is usually a sign of someone who has hangups, sexual and otherwise, so that would still fit with Shania being cold, weird and standoffish. Being hot in bed has nothing to do with it.
But I don't really believe Shania slept around much anyways. More like one (female) commenter here feels like they have to defend Shania and make it look like she kicked Mutt to the kerb when it's pretty obvious it was the other way around.
No, Shania is not bangin' Curtis Joseph, a Toronto Maple Leaf goalie. I wish she was ... his wife walked out on him a long time ago, moving in with her trainer. She is a classy lady who has taken the high road in her marital troubles. She will come out of this fine.
she won't be alone for long. The whole "personal assistant" thing is pretty lame isn't it? Didn't Robin Williams ditch his wife of twenty years for her homely personal assistant a few years back? It's trite, and kind of like shagging the nanny.
No, he's not. There's actually scientific reasons for some men and women being less receptive to sensations from intercourse (i.e. being a "cold fish"). I have no idea if Ms. Twain is one of those people, probably not because it's a rare condition.
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNo Botox. Good girl Shania!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:28:15
man, i feel like a woman!
By fat monkey, on November 14, 2008 11:32:27
"Man, I feel like tossing off!"
By the way TODD, why's the ugly chick gotta be Jewish? What's up with that?
By thebig28, on November 14, 2008 11:38:56
She's still fucking gorgeous. I have nothing but good things to say about this hot Canadian piece of ass. God, I'd love to go muff diving in her musky sea of love.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:41:12
Gorgeous as always :)
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:44:50
she's going to age like Rachel Welch hot hot hot forever.
By bud, on November 14, 2008 11:50:55
She is stunning. Mutt is gay.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:53:09
WHO THE HELL WOULD CHEAT ON SHANIA TWAIN FOR THAT UGLY PIECE OF TRASH? WHAT THE HELL!!!! THE TWO ARE NOT EVEN COMPARABLE!!!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:00:08
Hot as Canadian bacon!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:18:27
Lovely classy dress and shoes on beautiful woman ageing gracefully.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:22:19
Still hotter than ever. Welcome back, glad you ditched the dog.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:38:05
So hot it hurts. Mutt Lange is the biggest idiot on the planet.
By Mastah, on November 14, 2008 12:47:17
She's still a Commie bitch.
Next time you run off at the mouth about how you refuse to raise your child in an "uncivilized America," remember those Americans who made you what you are. Before us, you were shoveling snow off your driveway and singing for free corn dogs at fairs.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 12:54:27
she does NOT look like she has aged 10 years - I get the hilarity of this website in that it makes fun of anything and everything celebrity, but give the girl a break.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:07:26
shania looks fabulous...nice to see ya, GF!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:41:59
yummy! she's milfalicious.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:42:31
There's only one reason an ugly guy like that ditches a hottie and falls back to his own level with his new butt-ugly squeeze: the hottie is a refrigerator in bed, with lots of rules and hangups. As the famous quote goes, if wives gave good blowjobs prostitutes would go out of business.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:43:50
"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit."
Not to side with Mutt, but I'm guessing thats the case.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:57:25
"By the way TODD, why's the ugly chick gotta be Jewish? What's up with that?"
I'm guessing it has something to do with the fact that her face looks like the giant parade masks from the "Borat" movie.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:21:02
She's as frigid as the day is long.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:25:09
She most certainly DOES look like she has aged 10+ years. Her face just doesn't look the same. As the years go on, gravity takes it's toll. It's a fact. She will not look as hot today as she did when she was 26. Comment #14 is obviously from a 30+ year old chick who doesn't want to accept reality.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:34:25
She's been gone in hiding from paparazzi for 10 years. The only pics we saw of her before that were concert pics, album covers, magazine photos. She wasn't 'perfect' before either, and it has been a long time since we've seen her on red carpets. Grow up, #21. I know a lot of 30+ year olds who look a lot better than Shania and even the 'old looking' ones still wouldn't fuck you.
BTW, no I am not #14.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:39:09
She's still hot as hell, but most of the commenters are right, she probably got cheated on because she was frigid. She probably stopped fucking Mutt after he made her famous.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:43:50
Mutt probably cheated on her because banging the same chick forever gets boring and old. Plus, he's riche as fuck. Look at the albums that guy has produced.
It's like the Eddie Murphy's stand-up where he says that when you first get a new piece of ass, you're thinking it's like eating a Ritz cracker. Then after awhile you realize you're just eating plain old Saltines.
@18- Exactly. "Show me the hottest chick on Earth and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her."
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:53:27
Maybe Shania got tired of having the same dick all the time and chased him away on purpose. Now she can have new dick and a nice divorce settlement.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 14:59:57
She's pretty but a total bitch. Her and Demi Moore have always rubbed me the wrong way, there is something really cold and strange about both of them.
By Carrie Underwood is hotter, on November 14, 2008 16:48:36
in defense of Mutt, if you have not fucked any ugly girls, then you have not been doing much fucking....
By Lee Cadaver, on November 14, 2008 17:36:17
I agree with all the peeps who say she is prolly not puttin out anymore. She does seem like she'd have weird sexual hang-ups.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 18:10:46
Love her. She's a good Canadian girl and kicks some serious ass.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 18:26:30
she is still a million times better looking than the husband that cheated on her and the woman he cheated with...
men make no damn sense
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 18:52:07
Damn, I would never leave Shania -- even if she gained 40 lbs!
But I have a feeling that Mutt wasn't getting the nasty like he wanted. Quite often the ugly chics are hottest in bed. That's been my experience, anyway.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 19:09:00
I'd guess Shania had a much higher sex drive than the elderly Mutt. And Shania is supposedly banging an NHL hockey player now anyway. A married one.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 19:28:11
I'll bet that purse costs more than my TV.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 19:30:21
unfortunately being hot has very little to do with a woman's ability to keep a man.
she looks awesome still, but i sorta agree with #26, she's always seemed very bitchy and standoffish to me as hot as she is.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 22:20:01
"Show me the hottest chick on Earth and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her."
Man, what a bunch of fags you guys are! The fact is...if you're a guy who's good in bed, you can tame a cold fish in bed. You butt burglars are just doing it wrong.
By steve, on November 15, 2008 00:05:50
People who have actually looked into Shania's past say that she slept around ALOT before she married Mutt. Mutt was supposedly the one with the sexual hang-ups, not Shania. And yeah she's now rumored to be fucking a new man already anyway.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2008 04:56:44
#35 is right.
If you're with a woman who 'isn't really into sex', that just means you aren't very good.
Women like 'no sex' better than 'bad sex' and will stick around just 'cause they 'love you'.
Stupid, I know, but true.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2008 10:49:38
A girl who sleeps around a lot is usually a sign of someone who has hangups, sexual and otherwise, so that would still fit with Shania being cold, weird and standoffish. Being hot in bed has nothing to do with it.
But I don't really believe Shania slept around much anyways. More like one (female) commenter here feels like they have to defend Shania and make it look like she kicked Mutt to the kerb when it's pretty obvious it was the other way around.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2008 14:39:02
No, Shania is not bangin' Curtis Joseph, a Toronto Maple Leaf goalie.
I wish she was ... his wife walked out on him a long time ago, moving in with her trainer.
She is a classy lady who has taken the high road in her marital troubles.
She will come out of this fine.
By tcbted, on November 15, 2008 19:54:48
she won't be alone for long. The whole "personal assistant" thing is pretty lame isn't it? Didn't Robin Williams ditch his wife of twenty years for her homely personal assistant a few years back? It's trite, and kind of like shagging the nanny.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2008 22:14:45
"#35 is right."
No, he's not. There's actually scientific reasons for some men and women being less receptive to sensations from intercourse (i.e. being a "cold fish"). I have no idea if Ms. Twain is one of those people, probably not because it's a rare condition.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 09:21:04
I don't think she's ever shown her ankles until now, or am I imagining things?
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 14:55:51
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