See Todd, therein lies the difference between you and a horndog like me, we improvise! I would definitely still nail her like a screen door, but she'd have to keep that dress on
Those aren't nice legs. She has cellulite all over them and you can see where they are messed up from her botched liposuction. She should start exercising and get some muscle tone.
Obsessive compulsive vanity is a bitch isn't it Tara? Couldn't stop at just one botched operation...had to go and fuck up your body a few more times. Top it off by frying your skin and bleaching your hair to an unnatural shade.
#6. It's "bang her like a screen door," not "nail her."
But honestly, any way you say it is wrong when applied to Tara. She is so weird looking using a wide angle lens- I'd hate to think what it would be like up close in the short and curlies.
Hockey player Sergei Federov, who dated her for like 2 weeks after tara came onto him at the airport while she was waiting for another guy she was fucking to fly in, said her body was fucking disgusting! He was horrified by her butchered body and to make her even more revolting, he said she was a raging drunk who drank as soon as she woke up and would often be puking by lunch time! He didn't know how to get rid of her once they started dating, but he managed to as soon as possible. And she only looks good from the neck up, from a distance. She has the old, wrinkled, withered legs of a 50 year old alcoholic. and she needs to wear a bra, always. period. Those tits are AWFUL!!!
Is she wearing a wig? Extensions? Honestly, this is probably the best she has looked from the neck up in a while, and from the next down...not bad! I imagine few, if any, of the poeple posting how horrible she looks would turn it down if offered.
She could have a promising career in porno. Most of the women in those movies have ridiculous looking tits. Nipples that are going in completely different directions ( as told by comment 13, "done by Dr. Marty Feldman" ), and painfully obvious that they are fake ( makes one think about bubble-wrap and those goldfish with the bulging eyes ).
Doesn't this girl have a stylist or at least someone that will tell her that her clothes play up her problem areas??? Granted, her problem areas are most of her body but c'mon! This is ridiculous. Throw on a bra for christ sake - and what's wrong with a lady-like, less-is-more type dress??? She's from New Jersey...of course.
evening tara just made a appointment at jiffy lube for your breast aliment and to put some air in you. you look like a Ethiopian for god sakes. what happin to her. she use to be so beautiful. now her breast dont no which way to go and she forgots to eat. what a mess and they talk about britney.
If you admit to one bad surgery, then STILL keep going back for more. I no longer feel any pity for you after that. Lie with what you did to yourself, Bitch!
40 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHer dress is too short.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:46:18
She looks like a Picasso.
By TAP, on November 12, 2008 10:47:42
She looks like she forgot her pants and her bra. I hope she remembered underwear because everyone there can see up her dress.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:48:13
She doesn't look to bad with clothes on.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:58:58
i would hit it...with the lights off
By fat monkey, on November 12, 2008 11:11:28
See Todd, therein lies the difference between you and a horndog like me, we improvise! I would definitely still nail her like a screen door, but she'd have to keep that dress on
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:17:36
Is the first word on the bottom behind her "aliens"? it all makes sense.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:20:50
pretty nice gams, though.
and covering up makes her visually palatable...
By bud, interrupted, on November 12, 2008 11:33:00
Those aren't nice legs. She has cellulite all over them and you can see where they are messed up from her botched liposuction. She should start exercising and get some muscle tone.
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/10/tara-reid-is-in-a-bikini-sorry.html
By you need glasses, on November 12, 2008 11:35:45
#2 - more like a Dali.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:43:20
Obsessive compulsive vanity is a bitch isn't it Tara? Couldn't stop at just one botched operation...had to go and fuck up your body a few more times. Top it off by frying your skin and bleaching your hair to an unnatural shade.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:50:18
Good thing she didn't put her arms up over her head AND THEN bend over. She may have blinded the people behind her.
Yeah, the dress is way too short, #1.
By Vigilante, on November 12, 2008 11:50:56
Poor thing
Looks like Dr Marty Feldman did her boob job
By x24, on November 12, 2008 12:00:19
Fucking cock-eyed tits.
By Syddles, on November 12, 2008 12:11:29
#6. It's "bang her like a screen door," not "nail her."
But honestly, any way you say it is wrong when applied to Tara. She is so weird looking using a wide angle lens- I'd hate to think what it would be like up close in the short and curlies.
By gag reflex still working, on November 12, 2008 12:25:21
Give the girl a break.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 12:25:53
Hockey player Sergei Federov, who dated her for like 2 weeks after tara came onto him at the airport while she was waiting for another guy she was fucking to fly in, said her body was fucking disgusting! He was horrified by her butchered body and to make her even more revolting, he said she was a raging drunk who drank as soon as she woke up and would often be puking by lunch time! He didn't know how to get rid of her once they started dating, but he managed to as soon as possible. And she only looks good from the neck up, from a distance. She has the old, wrinkled, withered legs of a 50 year old alcoholic. and she needs to wear a bra, always. period. Those tits are AWFUL!!!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 12:45:32
She was really hot in "The Big Lebowski". Ever since then it has been a sharp decline. Her best role is still "Logjammin'".
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 12:46:57
well a classic example of how plastic really isn't fantastic. I mean take a good long look folks and it's only gonna look worse as she gets older.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 13:08:19
ick, even her legs look f'ed up - by surgery and cellulite. Nasty!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 13:57:14
Her boobies are out of whack.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 14:17:10
Her tittay balls are facing northeast and southwest.
By thickcarmelmilf, on November 12, 2008 14:23:40
Dumb blond with more tits than brains. She needs an alignment, they're pointing in opposite directions.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 14:28:43
@10: HA! And I was thinking Bosch.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 14:45:49
Is she wearing a wig? Extensions?
Honestly, this is probably the best she has looked from the neck up in a while, and from the next down...not bad!
I imagine few, if any, of the poeple posting how horrible she looks would turn it down if offered.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 14:47:20
^ yes, extensions, yes, veneers, yes, lots of makeup and lots of plastic surgery. no, not pretty anymore.
By agrees with the big lebowski comment, on November 12, 2008 14:51:04
Why do her armpits have nippl....oh, wait....nevermind.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 14:52:44
Her legs look terrible toooo!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 16:32:58
Looks like she's dieting (or puking, as you do) to just stay thin, but those legs have NEVER seen a gym.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 17:16:58
Hey #17, I am a 50 year old alcoholic and I have awesome legs!!
By Mimi, on November 12, 2008 20:30:49
I withdraw the "pretty nice gams" comment...I glanced briefly while at work and commented.
looked again after hours...not so pretty...
By bud, embarrassed, on November 13, 2008 06:53:25
She could have a promising career in porno. Most of the women in those movies have ridiculous looking tits.
Nipples that are going in completely different directions ( as told by comment 13, "done by Dr. Marty Feldman" ), and painfully obvious that they are fake ( makes one think about bubble-wrap and those goldfish with the bulging eyes ).
By Donamitria, on November 13, 2008 07:16:28
I'm probably sick, because I'd so do her, given the chance...
Well, at least she admitted to having really bad surgery. Maybe it is already fixed at this point, no?
Hm, I'll stick to "sick".
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 08:37:09
She only looks fuckable when she's fully clothed which makes her totally useless.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 08:40:39
Doesn't this girl have a stylist or at least someone that will tell her that her clothes play up her problem areas??? Granted, her problem areas are most of her body but c'mon! This is ridiculous. Throw on a bra for christ sake - and what's wrong with a lady-like, less-is-more type dress??? She's from New Jersey...of course.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 14:42:13
evening tara just made a appointment at jiffy lube for your breast aliment and to put some air in you. you look like a Ethiopian for god sakes. what happin to her. she use to be so beautiful. now her breast dont no which way to go and she forgots to eat. what a mess and they talk about britney.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 23:04:46
I think she has a pretty face:)
By Annabelle, on November 14, 2008 05:26:27
If you admit to one bad surgery, then STILL keep going back for more. I no longer feel any pity for you after that. Lie with what you did to yourself, Bitch!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 11:20:05
I thought the sign in the background said "Aliens cuisines", which I thought made sense.
By Anne, on November 14, 2008 14:51:46
I swear her dick should be almost complete by now.
She can be seen in Tranny's gone wild vol.#52.It's really hot.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 17:59:36
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