I imagine her talking to the art director and saying "Ah wants some pitchers likes the ones we gots took at Glamour Shots down to the mall that one time. Theys purty."
UGH... that photo of her in the corset... she looks like that Drag Queen female impersonator guy that was on that one reality show... America's Got Talent? You would think w/ them trying to make her look better, they would've tryed finding a better angle (if there is one).
They could have handled this any number of ways. Instead, they decided to try to recapture slutney's youth in photos, by staging the same type of poses she did 10 years ago. Totally pathetic...
lmao @ #9. I was thinking the same thing!Seriously. They probably had the Tranny go to the shoot because Brit flaked out and they figured nobody would notice! Ha!
Welllll....definitely looks like something she would wear, you know to Starbucks or an impromptu trip to Mexico, etc. But her face and bod are airbrushed to an unnrealistic perfection.
We attack her because she's a talentless skank and an unfit mother who should be home learning how to be a responsible parent, not making more shit sucking "music".
Not even by airbrushing they could do a remarkable job. This looks a lot like Jessica Simpson, and we all know that transvestite is not exactly something to be airbrushed for.
Photoshopping out a blemish or dark under-eye circles or evening skintone or EVEN smoothing out a lump or bump her or there is ONE thing - completely re-sculpting a person's limbs into those of a personal trainer is quite another. We're all willing to suspend disbelief about photos in magazines, etc. to an EXTENT, but leaving the person unrecognizable (while perhaps a good thing from a "hotness" perspective) kinda defeats the point of "publicity" shots.
I agree with 08:48. It's a well established fact that everyone is airbrushed on this type of shit but that doesn't even look like a photograph anymore. They obviously had to airbrush her so much it looks retarded. It wasn't even done well. It just shows how desperate they are and how bad she must look ...
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Leave Your CommentThat's like half her real arm...
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 08:58:52
I believe that is her real left pupil...otherwise this is a completely cgi generated object...and it's hot!
By norm, on November 12, 2008 09:07:55
Fake singing, fake pictures, fake mental disorder......
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:09:27
Absolutely not her.
By Kate, on November 12, 2008 09:18:27
Looks more like Jessica Simpson.
By Devilgirl, on November 12, 2008 09:19:22
Her dumbass fans will still say OMG she looks so beautiful! BRITNEY'S BACK! Even though this pics don't look like her AT ALL.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:20:03
I imagine her talking to the art director and saying "Ah wants some pitchers likes the ones we gots took at Glamour Shots down to the mall that one time. Theys purty."
By Santos, on November 12, 2008 09:27:19
The only way these pictures could look less realistic is if Britney was riding a cyborg dinosaur.
priceless...
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:28:41
UGH... that photo of her in the corset... she looks like that Drag Queen female impersonator guy that was on that one reality show... America's Got Talent? You would think w/ them trying to make her look better, they would've tryed finding a better angle (if there is one).
By LisaLS, on November 12, 2008 09:28:42
They could have handled this any number of ways. Instead, they decided to try to recapture slutney's youth in photos, by staging the same type of poses she did 10 years ago. Totally pathetic...
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:35:15
Is that Woody Harrelson in drag?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:55:54
How is THIS news? I thought it was a well established fact that everyone that graces any magazine or advertisement gets photoshopped. Next.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:21:14
These pictures would be way better if they had a cybernetic dinosaur. When will the world learn?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 10:40:31
I would just like to be the third person to point out how awesome it would be if this CG Britney had been posed on the back of a robot dinosaur.
"BRINNEY! T-REX! BRINNEY! T-REX! OVER HERE, BRINNEY! OKAY, FUCK IT! SHE SAW SOMETHING SHINY! OVER HERE, T-REX!"
By Brinney Spearsosaur, on November 12, 2008 10:58:11
"Fake singing, fake pictures, fake mental disorder......"
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:09:27
The mental disorder is real.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:03:24
soft lighting, a (truck)load of makeup and photoshop touchups will do that. even to britney.
take away all the trashy lifestyle, and the knowledge that she doesn't look that good in real life, they're nice looking photos.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:06:23
Her mental disorder is NOT real. She's an unintelligent, selfish, impulsive, immature girl. No pill or therapy will fix that. "You can't fix stupid."
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:13:23
lmao @ #9. I was thinking the same thing!Seriously. They probably had the Tranny go to the shoot because Brit flaked out and they figured nobody would notice! Ha!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 11:24:54
Welllll....definitely looks like something she would wear, you know to Starbucks or an impromptu trip to Mexico, etc. But her face and bod are airbrushed to an unnrealistic perfection.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 12:02:47
All album covers are manipulated, so why strictly attack her?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 13:13:01
20.
We attack her because she's a talentless skank and an unfit mother who should be home learning how to be a responsible parent, not making more shit sucking "music".
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 13:17:45
20. Because we can.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 13:44:40
Who took this "picture?" Probably the same crew that made Beowulf.
By Storm, on November 12, 2008 14:47:43
What do you get when you cross Britney with Jessica?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 15:10:58
Hair by Industrial Light & Magic, make-up and wardrobe by Pixar.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 16:57:13
FAKE TALENT.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 19:36:49
Not even by airbrushing they could do a remarkable job. This looks a lot like Jessica Simpson, and we all know that transvestite is not exactly something to be airbrushed for.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 08:30:53
Photoshopping out a blemish or dark under-eye circles or evening skintone or EVEN smoothing out a lump or bump her or there is ONE thing - completely re-sculpting a person's limbs into those of a personal trainer is quite another. We're all willing to suspend disbelief about photos in magazines, etc. to an EXTENT, but leaving the person unrecognizable (while perhaps a good thing from a "hotness" perspective) kinda defeats the point of "publicity" shots.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 08:48:53
I agree with 08:48. It's a well established fact that everyone is airbrushed on this type of shit but that doesn't even look like a photograph anymore. They obviously had to airbrush her so much it looks retarded. It wasn't even done well. It just shows how desperate they are and how bad she must look ...
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 10:06:25
looks more like alli sims her "cousin" then her to me.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 13:51:15
I just wish I'd been invited to where she's going in that outfit. It's gonna be the best fucking bar mitzvah EVER.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 13, 2008 21:57:19
She looks like a Stepford robot. I'm sick of her fuckary!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2008 13:16:07
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