Remember the stories your grandfather told you about how it used to be an honor to be on the cover of Rolling Stone? While you're doing that, take a look at the cover of the December 2008 issue. I guess it's okay since Rolling Stone and Britney Spears have nothing to do with music anymore. But am I really expected to believe "Britney Returns?" From where? Last time I checked she was still insane and only able to function because a judge ruled that she shouldn't even be allowed to control a joystick. If it wasn't for her dad, the only place Britney would be returning from is Taco Bell or electroshock therapy.