Well, no, as a matter of fact she IS back. Being a talentless retarded psycho has never been a limitation for her brand of pop "music." But you can't be bald and fat.
She looks exactly like Madonna does right now on her Sticky Sweet tour. Britney can't do anything original. Still borrowing everything from Madonna. They are both pathetic and should retire.
Can someone PLEASE tell these bitches to something original onstage performing?! Are all of them sharing the same closet? Jesus! You're giving the top hat & fedora a bad reputation. All of you are not ginger rodgers.
God, I wish someone would just get it over with & off her. It's absolutely disgusting that she's allowed to stumble vacantly onstage, wave her hands to pre-programmed vocal tracks (while not even matching up her lips to the music very well), and her pollyanna brit-tard followers scream "She's Back!". Well, no, she's not. She's still a retard, she's still an empty suit. She's so stupid that even if she were hot, she'd be a terrible lay because she'd probably just lie there. Not even good for fucking; that's how low & retarded she is...
I wish someone would tell us what's wrong REALLY with her. She looks like a zombie on stage. If she is on psychiatric meds, surely there's a better combination than the one she's on? Her performance makes me feel sad.
This proves that even manufactured pop stars need to be somewhat talented. In Britney's case she was a skilled dancer. I'm not so sure she is anymore.
I don't know why people in hollywood keep referring to her as a "sweet girl". Marilyn Monroe she is not, Marilyn never dissed a fan even when she was stark raving mad. Britney dissed fans long before she was mental, she made fun of the teen ones right after signing autographs for them years ago. She's a spoiled brat.
What's wrong with Britney is that she's schizophrenic. If you look up the side effects of the drugs that treat that you will see "zombie" is one of them. Her people will pass her condition off as everything from stress to exhaustion...GOD FORBID they admit the truth to help others.
She is back to do more of that stupid lypsinc to show the world that she has no talent that her show is moronic she sucks hard fuck go away you stupid crazy drunk bitch GO AWAY where is her dad he should take her back to Luisiana to tend to the animals ,hey #12 the little boys are better of without her
the lip synching was forgivable when she really performed to a song (for example slave 4 u vma's circa 1999). now it looks like a truck moving around a stage, not enough energy like she used to put out!
She's never been a "singer" and she's a mediocre dancer. Her backup dancers are always better. She's just a stage show to make money. She's not real talent.
Britney represents everything that's wrong with America, all hype no substance. And her documentary last night was boring and pitiful. Does she not realize she can walk away from all this any time she wants? It's not like she's living in Afghanistan with no choices in life.
Stupid people never learn but you have to admire their loyalty. You can go to her next concert, get front row seats and she'll lip sinc through the whole thing, dance like the idiot she is and then piss and all over you and her fans will love her for it. Send this moron a message she stinks, her computer geherated music stinks, her dancing sucks, conducts her personnal like she is retarded and her music still support her by buying her music. Is thar pathetic or what ?
Leave the poor girl alone. If not for her parents Brit would be enjoying a lifestyle of corndogs at the monster truck rally, or maybe watching paint dry. Cry, cry for her sad lost youth. Working to keep K-Fed in bling. Now that is a prison for sure!
In fairness to the White Trash Queen/Idol of Effeminate Gay Men, the Sun is acting as if it's some sort of scandal that's she's not really singing. She never has, this is hardly news. Nor is it newsworthy that's she's hitting the road again to wiggle along to her hits in front of those aforementioned gay men & the other blithering retards that compose her "fan base". Still, it's always amusing to watch her twitch all spastically while wearing that stupid headset microphone. She's hilarious.
Thank you CaptMorgan (#28). Yeah, the lip-syncing is shit, the attitude is even more shit. But hell, if I had to half lose my mind in order to keep up working to support my hillbilly gold-digger ex-husband I'd be a little nuts myself. I hope K-Fuck sleeps well at night.
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWell, no, as a matter of fact she IS back. Being a talentless retarded psycho has never been a limitation for her brand of pop "music." But you can't be bald and fat.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 08:34:36
She looks exactly like Madonna does right now on her Sticky Sweet tour. Britney can't do anything original. Still borrowing everything from Madonna. They are both pathetic and should retire.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 08:37:22
Wow, I'm so glad she not a bitch anymore.
By Trax, on December 1, 2008 08:48:27
If a stripper did that act I wouldn't even tip her.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 08:53:47
I'm not up on my Britishisms, but since this is about Britney, I can only assume that "scarpered" means "soiled herself."
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:07:38
I wish she would just shave half her head again or something, it was at least more amusing than her attempts at singing/dancing.
going bald was better than "coming back"
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:08:15
I need to start wearing my weight lifting/fingerless driving gloves so I can be fashionable too.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:12:33
At least she had the decency to wear those cellulite concealing, slimming dancer's fishnet stockings.
By bright side, on December 1, 2008 09:22:54
Can someone PLEASE tell these bitches to something original onstage performing?! Are all of them sharing the same closet? Jesus! You're giving the top hat & fedora a bad reputation. All of you are not ginger rodgers.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:41:48
God, I wish someone would just get it over with & off her. It's absolutely disgusting that she's allowed to stumble vacantly onstage, wave her hands to pre-programmed vocal tracks (while not even matching up her lips to the music very well), and her pollyanna brit-tard followers scream "She's Back!". Well, no, she's not. She's still a retard, she's still an empty suit. She's so stupid that even if she were hot, she'd be a terrible lay because she'd probably just lie there. Not even good for fucking; that's how low & retarded she is...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:44:54
I wish someone would tell us what's wrong REALLY with her. She looks like a zombie on stage. If she is on psychiatric meds, surely there's a better combination than the one she's on? Her performance makes me feel sad.
This proves that even manufactured pop stars need to be somewhat talented. In Britney's case she was a skilled dancer. I'm not so sure she is anymore.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:52:02
Meanwhile, back at K-Fed's' house, two little boys wonder if they have a mommy.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 10:07:05
#12 - Ain't that the truth.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 10:34:02
I don't know why people in hollywood keep referring to her as a "sweet girl". Marilyn Monroe she is not, Marilyn never dissed a fan even when she was stark raving mad. Britney dissed fans long before she was mental, she made fun of the teen ones right after signing autographs for them years ago. She's a spoiled brat.
By Why do they pay her for this?, on December 1, 2008 11:53:22
What's wrong with Britney is that she's schizophrenic. If you look up the side effects of the drugs that treat that you will see "zombie" is one of them. Her people will pass her condition off as everything from stress to exhaustion...GOD FORBID they admit the truth to help others.
By She belongs in a home, on December 1, 2008 11:54:59
Repeating the word "Womanizer" 50 times in a row does not make it a song...
...and yet BS managed to lipsync badly to it.
Seriously, who even cheers her anymore?
By Tizzle, on December 1, 2008 12:24:52
She is back to do more of that stupid lypsinc to show the world that she has no talent that her show is moronic she sucks hard fuck go away you stupid crazy drunk bitch GO AWAY where is her dad he should take her back to Luisiana to tend to the animals ,hey #12 the little boys are better of without her
By PISS OF BRITNEY, on December 1, 2008 12:25:57
the lip synching was forgivable when she really performed to a song (for example slave 4 u vma's circa 1999). now it looks like a truck moving around a stage, not enough energy like she used to put out!
i miss old britney.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 12:54:16
^ Britney has ALWAYS lip-synched songs. She has NEVER performed live without backup tracks and backup singers.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 12:56:47
She's never been a "singer" and she's a mediocre dancer. Her backup dancers are always better. She's just a stage show to make money. She's not real talent.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 12:58:26
Britney represents everything that's wrong with America, all hype no substance. And her documentary last night was boring and pitiful. Does she not realize she can walk away from all this any time she wants? It's not like she's living in Afghanistan with no choices in life.
By Hard to feel for her, on December 1, 2008 13:17:04
Stupid people never learn but you have to admire their loyalty. You can go to her next concert, get front row seats and she'll lip sinc through the whole thing, dance like the idiot she is and then piss and all over you and her fans will love her for it. Send this moron a message she stinks, her computer geherated music stinks, her dancing sucks, conducts her personnal like she is retarded and her music still support her by buying her music. Is thar pathetic or what ?
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 13:31:16
Is that Ashlee Simpson's husband in the background of pic 3?
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 15:18:49
Is that Ashlee Simpson's husband in the background of pic 3?
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 15:50:52
It's a miracle that her cd didn't skip...else it would have been golden.
By MPT, on December 1, 2008 16:03:23
Awww I was hoping she would use her terrible fake British voice while there. :( :( :(
Oh well.... *dreams crushed*
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 16:27:11
WOW! what a Lazy performer she has become......
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 16:33:08
Leave the poor girl alone. If not for her parents Brit would be enjoying a lifestyle of corndogs at the monster truck rally, or maybe watching paint dry.
Cry, cry for her sad lost youth. Working to keep K-Fed in bling. Now that is a prison for sure!
By CaptMorgan, on December 1, 2008 17:26:28
I gotta admit that song womanizer is catchy..dear God.
By Remaining anonymous, on December 1, 2008 17:26:40
Maybe we could get her and David Hasselhoff to do a duet. They're both such great singers. /gags
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 17:54:49
In fairness to the White Trash Queen/Idol of Effeminate Gay Men, the Sun is acting as if it's some sort of scandal that's she's not really singing. She never has, this is hardly news. Nor is it newsworthy that's she's hitting the road again to wiggle along to her hits in front of those aforementioned gay men & the other blithering retards that compose her "fan base". Still, it's always amusing to watch her twitch all spastically while wearing that stupid headset microphone. She's hilarious.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 18:49:12
Horrible weave. And anyone who thinks she's back, uh, this is the same freak who shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 18:55:24
Thank you CaptMorgan (#28). Yeah, the lip-syncing is shit, the attitude is even more shit. But hell, if I had to half lose my mind in order to keep up working to support my hillbilly gold-digger ex-husband I'd be a little nuts myself. I hope K-Fuck sleeps well at night.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2008 14:03:41
Who is forcing her to do all of this? It is obvious that she doesn't want to do it. Let her retire--she can't take the pressure.
By Rox, on December 2, 2008 17:01:56
she has about as much energy as a sloth.
By Ri, on December 4, 2008 13:47:37
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