Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Sophie Howard have spoiled me when it comes to big-tittied Brits. If you're hauling around fakies, you ain't worth my time.
Anyone who complains about how she looks must be a fat woman or gay. I'd hit her 57 ways to sunday; she may not be perfect, but she's better than 95% of all women out there...
Anyone who complains about how she looks must be a fat woman or gay. I'd hit her 57 ways to sunday; she may not be perfect, but she's better than 95% of all women out there... By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:38:18
So you are calling Todd gay or Jenny fat? Did you read what the post even said? Youre an idiot!
In your haste to classify casual observers, you may as well have included "anyone with eyes"......Obviously, if she is famous for her body and or appearance and is being photographed in a swimsuit, then some crunches or lipo-sculpt would help tone up that stomach.
I hope she still stays in england & not move to LA, I'd hate to see a good body like that get wasted here in the states by any kind of surgery. keep them original I always say.
What the fuck has happened to you people to make you so devoid of original thought? What's in the water to make you so retarded and predictable? Try coming up with something a little less formulaic.
Cellulite on the stomach, fake ass tan (and a bad one at that), horrendous tit job, and a barely average face. And why are her fucking toenails 3 inches thick?
#3, you must be really, really proud of your low standards. Nope, I'm not gay. Just a dude who likes chicks that look like soft, pretty women, not used up, scabby whores. Fucking loser.
17, dumbass, my girlfriend looks way hotter than this chick, and she's 100% natural. And here's the kicker---she's a grad student. Wow, a gorgeous girl who can talk about something other than her fingernail polish. Imagine that. Good luck chasing the skank brigade, though.
Oh yeah? Well, my girlfriend is a Rhodes Scholar and a supermodel! When she's not posing for Maxim Magazine, she is busy at her second job as a 5-star chef. We don't see each other very often, because I am busy at work (astronaut), and also dedicate time to being an Olympic snowboarder. Together, we raise a pet dinosaur. His name is Claude McGarnakle, and he can play the piano.
all brit chicks are mediocre... they rely on lighting/photography/makeup/airbrushing!!! big boobs somehow makes you a superstar and gives others the ability to see pass boring looks/flat as a board rears/stick thin legs... they take the same 3 or 5 models they have and turn them into cashcows... anyone else bored yet? real or fake they all suck.
Bleh.... ugly boob job. Just b/c they're big doesn't make them good. Only reason they don't look worse is b/c she has some meat on her bones so the mile wide gap between the implants doesn't look too awkward.
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Leave Your CommentCellulite stomach and really fake looking breast implants. HOT HOT HOT!!!!
By UK Dentist, on December 1, 2008 09:25:11
Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Sophie Howard have spoiled me when it comes to big-tittied Brits. If you're hauling around fakies, you ain't worth my time.
By Tony, on December 1, 2008 09:30:59
Anyone who complains about how she looks must be a fat woman or gay. I'd hit her 57 ways to sunday; she may not be perfect, but she's better than 95% of all women out there...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:38:18
Totally obtainable...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:47:28
Anyone who complains about how she looks must be a fat woman or gay. I'd hit her 57 ways to sunday; she may not be perfect, but she's better than 95% of all women out there...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:38:18
So you are calling Todd gay or Jenny fat? Did you read what the post even said? Youre an idiot!
In your haste to classify casual observers, you may as well have included "anyone with eyes"......Obviously, if she is famous for her body and or appearance and is being photographed in a swimsuit, then some crunches or lipo-sculpt would help tone up that stomach.
By Back to the basement!, on December 1, 2008 09:48:54
I hope she still stays in england & not move to LA, I'd hate to see a good body like that get wasted here in the states by any kind of surgery. keep them original I always say.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:51:00
Once again, I am astounded at what passes for "hot" in England.
By jt, on December 1, 2008 09:53:31
The soles of her feet are awesome! I'd like to sniff on her toes.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 09:59:53
meh... miranda kerr is better. lmao
she does look "soft" and "moldy"
Skin should be firm and not look like you were laying on a bed made of spikes!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 10:05:21
"Anyone who _____ about _____ must be _______."
What the fuck has happened to you people to make you so devoid of original thought? What's in the water to make you so retarded and predictable? Try coming up with something a little less formulaic.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 10:06:28
Oh, Meredith! McDreamy does love you!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 10:52:11
WOO HOO! It's BOOBIE MONDAY!
(What? They're fake? Meh, I don't care. Mine are real and I'm always up for a little variety. Even if her belly looks like it's made of sponge toffee)
WOO HOO!
By Vigilante, on December 1, 2008 10:55:12
So to be considered "hot" in England I have to get fake bolted on boobs that look like sh*t. No thank you!
By NM, on December 1, 2008 10:55:41
Dang, you could drive a truck through that canyon between her boobs.
By Albatross, on December 1, 2008 10:59:21
It doesn't take a gay man or a fat, ugly woman to figure out that this chick spends too much time in the pubs.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 11:12:05
Cellulite on the stomach, fake ass tan (and a bad one at that), horrendous tit job, and a barely average face. And why are her fucking toenails 3 inches thick?
#3, you must be really, really proud of your low standards. Nope, I'm not gay. Just a dude who likes chicks that look like soft, pretty women, not used up, scabby whores. Fucking loser.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 11:41:11
16 and 3, you are both wrong. 1) She's not beautiful, but 2) neither of you could ever hope to sniff the taint of a female half as attractive has her.
Is there be a happy medium? Why, yes:
She's spongy and skanky, but I'd still fuck her. Yes, I believe that is the correct answer.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 12:01:07
Git in mah bellay!!!
By Kelly Clarkson, on December 1, 2008 12:35:15
17, dumbass, my girlfriend looks way hotter than this chick, and she's 100% natural. And here's the kicker---she's a grad student. Wow, a gorgeous girl who can talk about something other than her fingernail polish. Imagine that. Good luck chasing the skank brigade, though.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 13:31:31
Oh yeah? Well, my girlfriend is a Rhodes Scholar and a supermodel! When she's not posing for Maxim Magazine, she is busy at her second job as a 5-star chef. We don't see each other very often, because I am busy at work (astronaut), and also dedicate time to being an Olympic snowboarder. Together, we raise a pet dinosaur. His name is Claude McGarnakle, and he can play the piano.
By Internet Liar, on December 1, 2008 13:46:41
lmao at #20
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 14:05:14
Like a sexy version of the Pillsbury Doughboy. I'll poke her.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 14:38:54
@ 20...
Holy shit, Doug! Is that you? When did you get back from the surface of the sun?
And how come you haven't called?
By Vigilante, on December 1, 2008 14:47:31
Needs a stall and a feed bag.
Wait a minute, that might be sexist.
By CaptMorgan, on December 1, 2008 17:10:55
all brit chicks are mediocre... they rely on lighting/photography/makeup/airbrushing!!! big boobs somehow makes you a superstar and gives others the ability to see pass boring looks/flat as a board rears/stick thin legs... they take the same 3 or 5 models they have and turn them into cashcows... anyone else bored yet? real or fake they all suck.
By Grant, on December 1, 2008 18:50:48
Yeah, the toenails are disturbing.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 19:26:32
hahaha # 20
she's not that bad. decent face and body, even if it is a little soft its preferable to the starving l.a. chicks.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2008 20:52:46
Bleh.... ugly boob job. Just b/c they're big doesn't make them good. Only reason they don't look worse is b/c she has some meat on her bones so the mile wide gap between the implants doesn't look too awkward.
By LisaL, on December 2, 2008 07:20:02
@19--Took a little break from thunder-spamming, eh?
By You *heart* Pikachu, on December 2, 2008 10:15:45
She has nice armpits.
And #20 wins.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2008 14:42:15
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