Doutzen Kroes is Naked

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  1. TOO THIN. EAT A SAMMICH. BE LIKE ME.

    By BIG BERTHA, on December 11, 2008 10:40:14

  2. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This cures my eyes of that helen mirren disaster this morning

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:41:27

  3. Who did the scans? A cross eyed 6 year old?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:49:06

  4. She's a dirty slut.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:51:11

  5. Nice. Is it me or is girl fut finally making a come back?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 12:21:05

  6. Pretty, but too damn thin. You know the black boyfriend is thinking of a nice phatt ass when he's pounding her from the rear.

    By Merrrrrrrrt, on December 11, 2008 12:27:25

  7. Magnificent. But being the putz that I am I would want to hear her speak first.

    By Morgan, Pirate, on December 11, 2008 12:37:23

  8. 7 - Yeah, I hear you man. Brains are really, really important when it comes to sperm receptacle models. Just ask her out for a cup of coffee and share your thoughts with her. I'm sure she'd be up for that. Trust me, just ask her out, I'm POSITIVE she'll say yes. I bet she's pretty smart, too. My guess is, she spends her non VS days working as a quantitative analyst for NASA.

    Yes, unless she has a PHD in applied math, I WILL NOT beat off to her image. I REFUSE!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:01:47

  9. #7 - she's a model from eastern Europe. That's like 1 degree up from crack whore on the org chart. What kind of conversation are you expecting?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:04:36

  10. Oh, #9: The Netherlands are, in fact, in *Western* Europe.
    How horribly our educational system has failed you.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 15:18:37

  11. 10 - You actually memorize where these sluts are from? Get a life.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 17:04:32

  12. That reminds me. I need to make a dentist appointment.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:48:26

  13. No nitrous for me. Thanks.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:49:44

  14. i dig it, but i thought victoria's secret models were supposed to have big stupid plastic floppers to squeeze into their shitty sweatshop-made overpriced bras. and yes, i am a crossdressing straight male.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:54:50

  15. She looks like a young Kelly Lebrock.

    By Weird Science, on December 11, 2008 22:34:32

  16. Indeed, a Kelly LeBrock look for sure. Extremely hot! Skeet skeet skeet.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 07:22:43

  17. that nurse pic is hot

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 09:39:22

  18. she likes to drink whiskey with a vodka chaser

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:01:54

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