Sean Avery is the man. Classless? Yes. Slept with Rod Stewart's sloppy seconds (Rachel Hunter)? Definitely. Fine hockey player? Absolutely. Wish he was still on my Rangers.
As for Heesh (Elisha Cuthbert's nickname)? Hot as f-to-the U-C-K. I'll take those sloppy seconds any day.
i, like most others, thought she was insanely hot in the girl next door, but since then ive see not a single pic or movie of her in which she looks attractive. these pics are no exception.
I'd say Sean Avery is a giant tool, but I know better. He'd probably take it as a compliment seeing as he only seems to take in what he wants to hear anyways.
Avery is not, in fact, a good hockey player. He couldn't even crack the Wings lineup when he was on the team. Plus every teammate he has ever had thinks he's a douche.
That being said, I don't care who was in the front of the line, I'd still take a ride on the Elisha Express.
She's meh. I don't get the appeal. I have more of an issue with whoever dressed her. That banner pic is some kind of hideous grannie caftan unitard from the 70's. In fact, most of those outfits would pass as socially acceptable only in the world of Napoleon dynamite.
"She's meh. I don't get the appeal. I have more of an issue with whoever dressed her. "
Your first two sentences are puzzling, but then the third clearly indicates that you are not a heterosexual male. Next time, to avoid confusion, lead off with that tidbit so I know to skip the rest of your post.
When my wife (who views every female besides herself as a potential enemy)takes the time to stop, look at the TV, and say that whore's good-looking ... let's just say that Elisha is highly, highly bangable. Yummy!
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Leave Your CommentPuckFuck slut or not, that's one of the sexiest women in the world.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 12:30:01
She has an ugly bulb nose like Britney.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 12:42:38
It's amusing when guys get all worked up over a closeted lesbian.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 12:43:59
Sorry, but because of her pig-nose, she gets an automatic pass to the "butterface" line.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 12:44:12
i'd hit it while her lesbo gf watched...
By sgt. numnutz, on December 3, 2008 12:45:41
Sean Avery is the man. Classless? Yes. Slept with Rod Stewart's sloppy seconds (Rachel Hunter)? Definitely. Fine hockey player? Absolutely. Wish he was still on my Rangers.
As for Heesh (Elisha Cuthbert's nickname)? Hot as f-to-the U-C-K. I'll take those sloppy seconds any day.
By Sevenmack, on December 3, 2008 12:53:02
She's the Canadian version of Tawny Kitean. That's really, really sad.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 12:54:15
Hot damn. I'd gladly take a puck to the nuts for a shot at that.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 13:01:00
Avery is a twat. He's also a good hockey player. It's an unfortunate combination.
You can bet he's loving the attention.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 13:01:30
She has a fat ugly nose and she's also best friends with Paris Hilton. Two strikes against her. I'd hit it with two condoms doubled up.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 13:03:18
She migth be a slut, but she's my kind of slut
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 13:34:18
i, like most others, thought she was insanely hot in the girl next door, but since then ive see not a single pic or movie of her in which she looks attractive. these pics are no exception.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 14:10:47
I thought Avery was Gay
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 14:14:31
I'd say Sean Avery is a giant tool, but I know better. He'd probably take it as a compliment seeing as he only seems to take in what he wants to hear anyways.
Sean GAYvery. The Fashion Fairy of the North.
By Vigilante, on December 3, 2008 15:06:24
Her nose ruins her face and she's too short. Canadians worship her because she's from Canada. Low standards.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 18:19:09
Avery is not, in fact, a good hockey player. He couldn't even crack the Wings lineup when he was on the team. Plus every teammate he has ever had thinks he's a douche.
That being said, I don't care who was in the front of the line, I'd still take a ride on the Elisha Express.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2008 18:27:55
That must make sienna miller sloppy thousandth.......
By ada, on December 3, 2008 19:14:07
They suspended him? How stupid is that!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 05:26:02
She's meh. I don't get the appeal. I have more of an issue with whoever dressed her. That banner pic is some kind of hideous grannie caftan unitard from the 70's. In fact, most of those outfits would pass as socially acceptable only in the world of Napoleon dynamite.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 06:21:37
anna kournikova is also a hockey player sloppy seconds.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 06:26:23
hockeyslut
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 07:50:39
What that hockey player said was TRUE she is sloppy seconds,she is dating lots of hockey players guess she likes that hockey stick
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 08:21:07
"She's meh. I don't get the appeal. I have more of an issue with whoever dressed her. "
Your first two sentences are puzzling, but then the third clearly indicates that you are not a heterosexual male. Next time, to avoid confusion, lead off with that tidbit so I know to skip the rest of your post.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 10:56:06
It's ridiculous this guy was censured for making that comment.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 11:38:09
Hey Elisha! Can I be sloppy third?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 12:06:49
When my wife (who views every female besides herself as a potential enemy)takes the time to stop, look at the TV, and say that whore's good-looking ... let's just say that Elisha is highly, highly bangable. Yummy!
By teammlr1, on December 4, 2008 19:30:54
How in the hell can you twats call Elisha Cuthbert a slut when she's only had 3 boyfriends in 6 years?
That's less than every unmarried girl I know.
And FFS only 2 of them were hockey players. Do you people live in the real world?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 23:43:53
Shes a hot one,can be my slut anytime.
By me, on December 5, 2008 04:49:52
This is the best Canada has to offer? I've seen hotter chicks walking down the street where I live. She's butt.fucking.ugly.
By sushi, on December 5, 2008 17:38:04
There are so many jealous virgins posting in these comments saying Cuthbert is ugly/slutty, it's not even funny.
You'd have to be blind to say she's ugly.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2008 19:19:36
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