9 Comments:

1. Kelly Brook > Heather Mills any day of the week

   By Jason, on December 30, 2008 06:12:50

2. Whatever that story might have said, I really hate Heather Mills. I am sure that is the gist of what I was supposed to get out of it: I hate Heather Mills.

   By Paul is not dead, on December 30, 2008 07:49:02

3. thanks for the Kelly Brook, but doesn't she show her tits anymore?...she has fantastic nipples, hang a coatrack on them...why doesn't she show them anymore?

   By Lee Cadavar, on December 30, 2008 08:20:19

4. So she's suing cause she had to spray tan her and blow dry her hair? What happened to people quitting their job when they didn't like it? It's just stupid. Not a fan of Heather Mills but I hope they throw this out.

   By anonymous, on December 30, 2008 09:03:25

5. Heather mills is not only evil, but she's slutty & stupid. She claims that she "never did any soft core porn", but pics of her naked with her legs spread, showing off her snatch, are easily accessible. I guess the ol' brainless bitch forgot about this here thingy called the internet, where pics of her basically fucking a guy on camera are stored.
   
   Stupid loser...

   By anonymous, on December 30, 2008 12:15:12

6. I'd let her maaassage me.

   By anonymous, on December 30, 2008 16:13:36

7. Heather sounds a lot like Madonna. Maybe those two hobags should go have tea together.

   By Send Britney there and revoke her passport, on December 30, 2008 20:49:51

8. Nice Icarus reference, Todd. Now, if you only added something from "Carry On, Wayward Son."

   By Sevenmack, on December 31, 2008 01:31:56

9. I wonder if she ever beat Sir Paul around the head with that leg. Otherwise, meh.

   By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 06:11:44