Hef's New Girlfriend is Subtle, Part Two

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  1. Who let this whore in the country? When does her Green Card expire?

    By deport her please, on December 18, 2008 02:32:18

  2. i am confused..
    why is she stripping in public again?
    is this what things have come to?

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 03:35:26

  3. Dude I'd be super embarrassed if my ass looked like that. Gross, she should consider doing some squats.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 04:24:35

  4. she's taking whoring to new low levels..me likey.

    By stinkface, on December 18, 2008 04:53:51

  5. That's ugly.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 05:28:27

  6. its still a fact that her playboy spread is about a million times hotter than any american playboy spread in years and years.

    By pookie poo, on December 18, 2008 05:42:02

  7. Um, yeah, like you wouldn't kick that out of bed. I don't care if she's into cooking little children and kicking puppies, I would go all Chernobyl on that ass.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 05:54:42

  8. Hef picks another winner. 'nuff said.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 06:05:38

  9. Put your panties back on, Flat Ass.

    By Stan Renaldi, on December 18, 2008 06:14:10

  10. If she could shoot a lion out of her vagina, wouldn't she be taking Pam Anderson's place in that magic show?

    By dreadpiratecuervo, on December 18, 2008 06:20:31

  11. no complaints here....

    By frick, on December 18, 2008 06:23:41

  12. trainwreck waiting to happen. She'll probably OD or drown in her own sticky juice.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 06:26:56

  13. <B>she got my attention

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 07:04:18

  14. your complaining about some euro hot model showing her sweetass..get a life loser!

    By pasadenamike, on December 18, 2008 07:21:00

  15. Gosh shes ugly.Herass is too.Looks gross.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 07:25:52

  16. Am I allowed to say that she is not very attractive? And perhaps, just MAYBE she's on some sort of drugs?

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 07:31:53

  17. You have no idea how hard I tried to give a fuck about this.

    Alas, it was not meant to be.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 07:36:26

  18. I don;t get it. She isn;t hot at all. She has a nice body but so do 100000 women. She has a busted face. The other girls that were up for 55th playmate were much hotter.

    By JSeezy, on December 18, 2008 08:19:31

  19. Butta face desperately needs some powder for all that oily shininess she's got going on. She should stick to the airbrushed photo spreads, the felon twins have much more going on out of mag than she does.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 08:19:34

  20. Maybe it's just me looking at the wrong end, but here head is ginormous.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 08:21:36

  21. Look at her smug-ass busted face, "I so much better than trashy American girl, huhuhu!" Fuck you, you euro-skank atrocity.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 08:24:20

  22. i tried this last nite in line at the movies and the guy let me in for free!

    By triple crown theater complex davenport md, on December 18, 2008 08:39:20

  23. Don't we have laws about letting known whores into this country? We should deport her skanky ass on public health issues alone...

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 09:18:30

  24. Next time she's in front of photographers she'll probably just squat down and take a giant shit on the red carpet.

    What a fucking skank. Ugh.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 09:53:39

  25. Here's another stupid fucking woman who thinks she owns the only vagina on the planet. Put it the fuck away. Every girl has one and yours isn't any special. Cunt.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 09:56:14

  26. SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 10:31:17

  27. #25 --> Amen to that.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 10:47:10

  28. Another "Natasha" except this one isn't turning tricks in Turkish brothels for 3 NTL.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 10:58:59

  29. Fathers, please hug your daughters, this is what happens when you're not loved enough as a child.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 11:04:12

  30. Lmao, why do this? Does she actually think she'll become famous? Bitch you'll be placed in the 'whore' category and forgotten 1 week from today.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 11:34:52

  31. Again, here's what she's thinking:

    "Stupid americans. I take down panties, I show pussy, I get money. Americans not know how to get paid. I ukranian; I smart like fox. No blowjob pornos for me no more..."

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 11:36:02

  32. She's hot. I don't know what you homos are complaining about.

    By Tizzle, on December 18, 2008 12:00:08

  33. She probably was mistaken and thought one of the camera men was her father.

    By pussbanger ladykiller, on December 18, 2008 12:18:32

  34. She's a prostitute plain and simple. If you called the Playboy mansion and offered her $10,000 for a lay she would oblige, most supermodels and actresses would too. It's a known fact that these women are all for sale for the right price. You can pick up a Victoria's Secret catalog and order the model and the panties if you have enough cash.

    By Whores, on December 18, 2008 12:29:02

  35. I guess there's no reason to buy the magazine if her shit is on display for free.

    These photos aren't captioned, but I'd just love to know the context in which this twat thought it proper to PULL DOWN HER PANTIES AND SHOW HER ASS in public. Can we see her clit next?

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 13:31:33

  36. Did Hef buy her from a russian pimp? It's one thing to get naked in movies and print, but wear a nice dress and hairstyle in public. You can keep an allure.

    By silver_viper, on December 18, 2008 14:14:25

  37. The last three seem classy in comparison.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 14:17:42

  38. 31 - really trying to squeeze as much mileage as you can out of that one, huh? It was funny...once.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 14:36:51

  39. "Next time she's in front of photographers she'll probably just squat down and take a giant shit on the red carpet."

    I can't be the only one getting a boner after imagining this scenario...right?

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 14:38:09

  40. 31 - really trying to squeeze as much mileage as you can out of that one, huh? It was funny...once.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 14:36:51
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    I'll say it as many times as I want; you'll take it, say nothing & like it...

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 15:55:11

  41. ' Listen old foolish American man, you put me on reality show me love you long time. "

    By Livin' In The Bottle, on December 18, 2008 17:20:28

  42. Congratulations, whore.

    By Joe Mahma, on December 18, 2008 17:51:55

  43. Nasty.

    By One word, on December 18, 2008 19:06:09

  44. and a few more words. She makes Kendra look classy and you know that is a stretch. holly at least tried to act classy. Bridette, the old girl, was okay and the real girl next door:no
    boob job, hair bleached, et. and she has a B.A and Master's degree. Playboy used to be where there were women who were the girl next door. Now it is Hustler or Penthouse. Hef looks like an old , dirty man who is senile.

    By One word, on December 18, 2008 19:12:39

  45. Wow, she's actually really ugly, at least in these photos. And what's with the flat ass?

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 20:23:03

  46. Classy!

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 22:47:43

  47. her ass is nasty!! i thought this whole thing was ridiculous before i looked at the pics but i was at least expecting her ass to look tight.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 00:16:11

  48. Yeah. I dated a chick who would take her panties off whenever someone took her picture. She was a real hit at family reunions and Christmas parties and such but it just didn't work out.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 01:02:35

  49. Thats a playboy model? When did the standards get so pathetic. There is NOTHING to see. No curves. No ass. Are we getting punked? AhSton come out come out were ever you are. Seriously?

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 06:21:55

  50. Typical mail order whore.Someone please tell Hef to act his age.He's not Vulcan for Christs sake.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 07:27:03

  51. Gee, obviously somebody's daddy didn't hug her enough when she was little. Good god WTF is wrong with society that THIS has become acceptable??? When did WHORES become acceptable in mainstream society? Does this walking anal wart ever expect to be anything but a wet hole to ANYONE?

    I wonder how many STDs Hef has had. If he gets with filthy, disgusting, classless SLUTS like this, imagine how many hookers he's paid for. Oh wait... nasty old man, I hope he has a heart attack while he's inside one of these prostitutes.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 11:10:20

  52. dude, whoever was behinf her in pic #3 had a choice f**king shot there!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2008 11:19:43

  53. She should pull those panties up and the dress down. She's really average, at best.

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2008 14:40:42

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