Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend is Subtle

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  1. you need two hairdos to wear that outfit HA!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:13:00

  2. She's the whoriest whore in whoresville....

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:17:25

  3. Best dress EVAR!
    Hef is my hero.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:19:14

  4. There's something to be said for covering up. Why show it all and leave nothing to the imagination?

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:23:31

  5. This skank better watch it; Hef's twin live-in whores are violent, and will kick the shit out of her.

    Nice of her to be so classy. My, how Playboy has fallen...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:26:41

  6. This is gross. Hef is too old to do this anymore and that whore just looks like a mail order bride street hooker.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:29:22

  7. Man, you can almost hear what she's saying...

    "Ha! Stupid americans. I Ukranian; I smart like fox. I show tits & pussy to photogs, I get money. No more cumshots in face, like in ukranian pornos I do..."

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:36:17

  8. I think we all know that the only woman who actually touches Hef is the nurse who changes his adult diapers.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:37:55

  9. #4 = not a heterosexual male

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:37:57

  10. She needs Zoolander to fix her hair for her.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:38:50

  11. In Ukraine, dress wears girl!

    By Jakov Smirface, on December 16, 2008 11:39:21

  12. "that whore just looks like a mail order bride street hooker."

    "Looks like"? Um, she's a 23-year-old Ukranian girl dating a shriveled 100-year-old prune with money. That's pretty much the textbook definition of mail-order whore. You can smell the cigarettes and regurgitated vodka from here.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:41:15

  13. Money can't buy class. I hope Hef got a discount on this mail order slut. It's a BIG upgrade from that wigger Kendra though.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:43:14

  14. Ha ha ha, good one #7!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:44:27

  15. "There's something to be said for covering up. Why show it all and leave nothing to the imagination?"

    Yeah, something tells me you didn't post this comment in the Bettie Page thread. Bettie Page can show off her gorilla taint and she's an "icon", right?

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:44:56

  16. Ew those pics at the bottom. "No you no look down there, eyes up here, hee hee." Just shut the fuck up and be naked. Leave the charm to your pimp, whore.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:49:15

  17. Anything is better than Kendra. As long as she doesn't have a laugh like hers I might be able to watch one episode of his dumbass show.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 11:52:14

  18. She's a good choice for Hef - she looks big and strong, capable of lifting him on and off the toilet. That's as close as he comes to having sex these days.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:01:17

  19. i find this women repulsive for the sheer fact that she is currently funneling this old duffer's hog

    Old men are supposed to DIE!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:12:54

  20. What I want to know is why his new twin girlfriends always wear that much makeup when they go out. They look like clowns.

    By Miranda, on December 16, 2008 12:25:11

  21. If the movie Eastern Promises had a happy ending, it would be like this.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:35:29

  22. Ha...I love the banner pic. One of those skanky twins looks like she is about to run up on Hef's "girlfriend" wih a box cutter.

    By Staci, on December 16, 2008 12:40:54

  23. I love how in the main page, the twins are even giving her funny looks.

    something to be said for getting that look from those girls.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:41:28

  24. anyone who says negative stuff is just wishing it was them. either wish they were him or wish they could look that good.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:46:45

  25. her boobs are too different sizes...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 12:48:08

  26. Who loves Kitty?!?

    By thebig28, on December 16, 2008 13:17:11

  27. She's won! Congratulations to 2008's Woman Most Lacking in Self-Esteem and Worth!

    By jt, on December 16, 2008 13:28:47

  28. Disgusting. Now watch Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Pam copy it. Pretty soon these retards will just forget the see though dress and show up totally naked. Narcissist much?

    By Pathetic fame HOs, on December 16, 2008 13:36:02

  29. #15, Betty Paige covered up in PUBLIC. She was only half naked in pics.

    By Red carpets are for GOWNS not VAGS, on December 16, 2008 13:37:45

  30. wow this is so 2005.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 13:44:29

  31. ewwww....and girls have sex with that shriveled up corpse man??? Oooooh, whens he going to die already? This is just gross. These girls are just really expensive hookers. I wonder if she made heff put her in his will before he keels over and dies. Looks like Anna Nicole Smith has been recreated in all of the playboy bunnys.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 13:56:07

  32. #15 -- If you're going to leave a snotty remark about Bettie Page's "taint," at least know what a fucking taint is. It isn't her muff, you nit wit, the taint is the area between the vaginal opening and the asshole. Hence the term, taint. Taint one thing or the other.

    And Miss Page never showed her taint off.

    Fucking uneducated troglodyte.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 13:58:01

  33. Look at double jealousy in the background, PRICELESS!!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 14:05:08

  34. #11 HA!

    By x24, on December 16, 2008 14:09:24

  35. hahahahaha #18!...classic!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 14:32:17

  36. He cant find an American girl without a record who would pretend to be his girlfriend. Dont kid yourself she is a hooker. A hooker has sex for money. They dont have to be on Sunset and Vine....she is a hooker, the last 2 were and the 3 before that were too. A whore has sex with anyone anytime for free....A hooker gets paid, and thats what we have here. He is a joke at this point, he has zero respect for females not that most of them deserve it at this point....

    By markeeoo, on December 16, 2008 14:51:03

  37. That's funny... look at the expressions on the faces of his twin live-in whores. Man, they are planning to do some major damage to her...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 15:00:27

  38. #18 hit the nail on the head.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 15:10:47

  39. #29: Check out the photos from the last Bettie Page post...there are plenty of full-nude ones.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 15:24:32

  40. All this whore wants is fame and fortune and not some wrinkled old dick.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 15:33:46

  41. She's one ugly bitch...YUCK!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 17:16:03

  42. 32 - check out the bottom left NSFW Bettie Page pic. It is a clear taint shot. Next time try 20 seconds of research before insulting others...it might make you look slightly less retarded.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 18:26:45

  43. i can tell she thinks shes god's gift to men.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 18:30:53

  44. Typical Russian, Ukrainian, whatever...they LOVE the AMerican dollar. Will do anaything for it. Her new job is much eassier than the last one. #7 is right!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 18:32:10

  45. Agreed w/ everyone else. Nasty. Hef looks bad and really senile. He should have stopped with Kendra, Holly, and Bridgette wgis is MIA. Where is she? It is said Bridgette was theonly GNDoor still living at the mansion.

    By Ugh!, on December 16, 2008 19:11:28

  46. #37, I second that.
    They are giving her a double slimy evil eye.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 20:31:16

  47. #24 you are so right..

    Every morning when I wake up I put on a see-through sweater dress and say...man, I am just not cool enough to pull this off today....


    ...not.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 20:39:54

  48. Does her head bounce around when Hef's car hits bumps? If so, I want one! Santa?

    By Humpinfrog, on December 16, 2008 20:43:58

  49. Do you people really think Hef has sex with these chicks? At BEST, he can get them to have sex with one another in front of him.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 20:58:01

  50. #7, that's hilarious!

    "If I spread legs, or fuck old dude, I get money. This America; what a country..."

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 21:06:26

  51. I think most people on here don't object to scant clothes or nudity. But, Playboy was once more concerned with style, beautiful naked women (read: not necessarily trampy) and the life of a playboy; whereas today, Playboy is full of pretty, plastic women who don't look much different than the average porn star or stripper. And when they're about town they look like hookers. There are beautiful pictures of naked women out there and then there are beautiful pictures of skanks like Kim Kardashian (who is very pretty, great body, AND skanky). I wish Playboy would maintain some standards. It's like looking at glorified strippers now.

    Now you can proceed to call me a fat, homo, lesbian, jealous whatever. eh.

    By jealous fat homo lesbian person face, on December 16, 2008 21:10:03

  52. #37 is dead on. This skank better look out for herself, because hef's twin whores are gonna beat the ever loving crap out of her. Look at the looks on their faces; this ukranian slut is in a world of trouble...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 21:10:30

  53. I'm surprised she didn't say "Look at me, I can suck a dick!" and then go down on available penis. She looks like a real eastern european douchebag...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 22:42:47

  54. Whats sadder is that she actually started off with a thong! There's pictures of her taking it off...Classy...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 23:10:38

  55. can you picture this slut lapping on his shriveled-up weenie? pass the barf bags!!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 23:34:01

  56. Why doesn't this slut have a sign pointing to her pussy? She's such an attention whore that she has to show off her tits & twat to have anyone notice her. She'll be giving blowjobs on Santa Monica blvd pretty soon...

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2008 23:51:32

  57. She is showing the world that she is a whore and the twins don't like that haha look at their faces in that first picture lol , to bad that old geezer can't find a woman that respects herself and is not a whore or maybe he does not want that then he is happy with his gold diggin whores he finds in clubs bathrooms

    By A WHORE IS BORN, on December 17, 2008 00:27:14

  58. Whore.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 03:42:24

  59. Really sad to see that old fossil Hefner try to stay relevant.His publication is lame,and his hookers are not even qualified to be porn stars.

    By mike hunt, on December 17, 2008 05:39:17

  60. Dasha is nothing but a whore who likes rotten cock.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 07:32:05

  61. 40, I'm pretty sure that's what most people want.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 07:36:05

  62. those twins are fuckin beat... whoa.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 07:38:11

  63. "anyone who says negative stuff is just wishing it was them. either wish they were him or wish they could look that good."

    um no and no. try again

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 07:39:08

  64. hugh hefner looks ridiculous with those women.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 08:54:56

  65. 23 has never looked so 43.

    By 789, on December 17, 2008 11:46:54

  66. It's laughable how desperate the female species is for attention.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:37:02

  67. hmmm Hef is always saying on GND that's giving away the plot to be dressed like that.
    Youi know Hef didn't approve of her dress he would pose her in the mag so they could make some money off of her. Afterall girlfriends may be cheaper than wives but they all cost money.

    By Liverpool Ladies League, on December 17, 2008 13:52:41

  68. He wants the twins to fuck her, they just want to fuck her up!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:44:16

  69. I am appalled and shocked by efforts by these posters to besmerch true love! Has the world become so cynical as to question how a young hottie could not but love an old prunish man for his body and mind? For shame, for shame!

    By Morgan, on December 17, 2008 15:12:18

  70. Yet again I salute the former eastern bloc countries for keeping the pornography industry rich and thriving.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 15:31:23

  71. She's no Olga Kurylenko.

    By silver_viper, on December 17, 2008 18:21:06

  72. @71,uhmm olga is probaly just as much of an attention whore.she gets naked in nearly all her movies.im surprised she didnt blow james bond.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 02:01:01

  73. Yeah, but it works for Olga!

    By silver_viper , on December 18, 2008 13:53:15

  74. Is she retarded or something? Does she not see that this isn't one of her porno shoots? This is an event that you are supposed to wear clothes to and mingle with people, not pull down your pants like a five year old.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 20:58:28

  75. "It's laughable how desperate the female species is for attention."

    Despite what is obviously just a stellar education you've had, you ought to know that female is not actually a species. And unless you see 52 percent of the population in that picture, it's pretty much just the one dumb bitch doing this, not all women everywhere.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 21:00:46

  76. ewwww is Hef gross looking!

    By don, on December 19, 2008 06:22:11

  77. She reminds me of all those Russian/Ukrainian/Romanian "ladies" who turn up at Eastern Orthodox Churches in the west looking for rich western converts so that they can live off their money and stop making Russian/Ukrainian/Romanian remakes of "Deep Throat" Believe me, I KNOW. I was Orthodox for 11 years. Orthodox Churches are great for STDs and cheap porn.

    By Anthony !!, on December 19, 2008 13:25:27

  78. Wow, hot, nearly naked chick and all the posts are about how much of a whore she is. Must not be many guys showing up to this site anymore. Anyway, none of you really need to state "she's a whore"...it's kind of a given. Still, I'd do her and so would most men. I will agree, however, that the idea of her or any young woman doing Hef is disgusting.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2008 10:01:52

  79. Wow he's actually got some taste for once.
    A classy naturally beautiful woman and not the
    plastic cheap bottle blonde tramps he usually goes for.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 07:18:25

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