76 Comments:

1. Dunno...that face, and they choose to emphasize the dude theme?

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:39:32

2. theres nothing really wrong here, i mean her body looks tight and all, but i dont know. she just doesnt do it for me.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:43:43

3. 2 - Yeah, I hear ya man. Try Playgirl magazine, that might be more your speed.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:45:36

4. She looks fine, but I'm bored with this bitch.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:46:41

5. I see a strange reversal of fortune about to happen. Angelina used her bod to steal Brad. Now Jennifer will use hers to steal him back. And through vengeance she will become what she hated -- the conniving and desperate Angelina. And Angelina will become her, the wronged woman.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:52:52

6. ^ stfu. seriously. just stfu.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:53:49

7. She's aged very well. Apparently living in the past has some advantages.

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:54:14

8. Cue the fatties talking about how ugly she is...

   By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:55:26

9. mmmm...horny and desparate...just how i like'em!

   By fatman, on December 11, 2008 10:57:57

10. Ugh. She so desperately needs a head transplant.

    By Angelina, on December 11, 2008 11:03:30

11. "Naked and not talking." Two vital attributes of the perfect woman.

    By Ken Mehlman, on December 11, 2008 11:06:42

12. agreed, #6. please, people, STFU about this angelina vs. jennifer thing, already

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:06:55

13. is it me or does she have webbed toes on her left foot?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:33:12

14. i'd like to give her a pearl necklace to go with that tie.

    By mr. wad, on December 11, 2008 11:36:53

15. Hey Jen, how about moving those hands so we can see those constantly rock hard nips?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:40:47

16. #13: I noticed the same thing. Her toes look really weird.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:43:54

17. She's hot but there is just nothing special about her. She's no Doutzen! YUMMY!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:47:03

18. The only thing Angelina has that Jen doesn't is a pair of brass balls.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:49:01

19. now lets see the unphotoshopped version

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 11:54:54

20. She's definitly not getting any hotter. In fact she's not hot at all. She's just trying to get some attention cause no one wants her. Beside's enough airbrushing anyone can look good.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 12:16:25

21. If only her chin were a little bigger.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 12:17:46

22. omg... her toe .. wtf ?? somethings wrong with her toe?? disgusting .... they photoshopped her whole body but they forgot the toe ? hahahaha

    By gracy, on December 11, 2008 12:18:35

23. Wow. The brangelina fucktards are even out in force on the daily mail comment thread. lol

    By Fnesht, on December 11, 2008 12:30:20

24. Clearly we can see that Brad was with her for her intellect. Not that he seems to be any kind of rocket scientist.
    Putting on my Dr. Phil hat I can only psychologically interpret these pics as Jen sticking her tongue out at Brad and advertising her ovaries for baby daddies. Bet K-Fed is trying to get her number. On the other hand, what the hell is wrong with that Mayer dude? You love publicity apparently, and can't get any better Johnny, wrap this one up!

    By Morgan, Pirate, on December 11, 2008 12:35:01

25. Airbrushed, airbrushed, airbrushed. Probably looks nothing like that in reality. Don't get me wrong, she's cute but I bet my paycheck that pic has been redone. So relax guys, girls don't really look like this.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 12:43:35

26. Shopped to within an inch of her life like all these celebutards.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:05:15

27. LMAO!!! Looks like her right leg was snapped below the knee. I wanna see her ass an tits already....c'mon!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:06:07

28. Cue the fatties talking about how ugly she is...
    
    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:55:26
    
    
    that's just as annoying

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:14:53

29. I'll take her hair and her rockin body.
    
    She can keep her chin and her broken marriage.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:21:58

30. She has an amazing body, period. While there is no doubt these pictures have been Photoshopped (specifically with the smile, which is never that wide), there are pictures all over the Internet (candids) of her in bikinis from the summer, and her body needs very little Photoshop work.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:26:34

31. I used to like her in the old days and now she is just another woman using the image of her body for attention. I feel pity for her and hope she finds a more meaningful life, somehow.
    
    She says she wants out of the triangle talk and she keeps it going. This is all too strange...

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 13:32:08

32. Keep smoking Jen to complete that shrunken head look. Man, the wrinkle fairy is working overtime around the eyes and forehead.

    By jt, on December 11, 2008 14:01:25

33. MY OPINION:
    body A+, face F-
    why? girls with chins like her ( and me ) arent supposed to smile like THAT. THAT is a clear example of why. and i thot she had a nose job...why is it still all huge and bulbous. im not sure if thats even a word, but it works to describe that mound on her face. bangin body, but dood!!! they couldnt have photoshopped a better facial expression on that beastly mug?

    By SBwowboobsYUCKface, on December 11, 2008 14:04:20

34. Actually they totally photoshoped her boobs. they're more saggy than showen here all perky.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:10:45

35. man that chin is a skull fracture waiting to happen.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:13:09

36. thanks I'll store that one in the spank bank and have at it.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:28:42

37. I think she'd look better assuming the doggy style position.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:51:13

38. Totally cute pictures. She still looks like Dustin Hoffman, but a happy, very fit nekkid Dustin Hoffman.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 15:00:40

39. She is desperate cause nibody wants her. I feel bored of her body`s advertising. She looked like brick but now she is like cheap lonely whore

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 15:17:46

40. She's had numorous lipo procedures over the years and a nose job. She's also known for being a massive cunt. I liked her better before the plastic surgery and the Brad Pitt drama.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 15:35:58

41. Gee, how refreshingly original . . . a woman with a great body and a so-so face who's pathetically desperate for attention. As if we don't see that EVERY single day on this site. I have to agree with No. 7 though, living in the past agrees with her, well said.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 15:36:10

42. How much did she pay the magazine and the photographer for all this attention?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 16:09:34

43. Face like a guy.....belly like a guy. Just wondering who did the sex-change operation, they aren't quite finished yet.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 16:41:26

44. No one has heard of Doutzen Kroes and she makes Aniston look like a tranny nanny. Sad.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 16:46:42

45. she's a desperate attention whore. keep your focus on Megan Fox and Jessica Alba.

    By bah, on December 11, 2008 16:51:21

46. She looks like a gopher

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 17:04:31

47. Pretty. Nice shape. Average looking girl next door .At first ,like 25 years whenBRad abd Angelina went off to have a family, it was true and she was the sympathic figure there, but she really needs help like a therapist. Brad has wmoived on. Jennifer needs to let go and let love. She has two or three B movies coming out for dvd, promote them and maybe they can sell some popcorn. Brad andAngelina, BTW , just got nominated for Golden Globes and Oscar noms will follow that.

    By A Margarita On the rocks, on December 11, 2008 17:17:42

48. I always thought she looked like a butterface in general (esp. when compared to Jolie) but damn if she hasn't been looking hot recently. She looks better than she did 10 years ago.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:35:36

49. I'd hit it, a few times.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:37:55

50. seriously her face looks either a) shopped on the body or b) a jennifer anniston lookalike dude's face shopped on there.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:43:21

51. come on haters, admit it - when you reach 40, you wanna look this good.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 18:59:31

52. I'm not a hater but even fans of Aniston should understand that this all just reeks of desperation and hype for a failing if non-existent career. Besides there are other women who I would rather look like when I reach 40.

    By KiKi, on December 11, 2008 19:51:08

53. Yawwwwn, she has the most boring body. I saw someone once say she has a body like a store mannequin: she has all the right parts with no real problems, but they're so boring and generic. Nothing stands out. Totally average in every way.
    
    And from the neck up, yeech. She looks like a gremlin up there, especially when she pretends to laugh. Smoking and suntanning are not your skin's friends, especially if you wanna keep dating dudes younger than you. And she does both regularly.
    
    And a nude cover for a men's magazine is just kinda pathetic. I mean, she can't even pretend this is art or anything. It just screams, "I'm turning forty and my career is dead as roadkill, so I'm gonna pose nude." It's almost as desperate as reuniting with John Mayer Weiner after he publicly insults you.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 21:57:14

54. 13:32:08, she's talking about the triangle for the zillionth time because nobody would pay any attention to her if she didn't.
    
    Think about it. When she married Brad she was a marginally talented actress (one of three) in a hit sitcom, and she became the most famous of anyone in that show because of it.
    
    If she hadn't married Brad, she would have ended up with a thousand other sitcom stars. Because of him she could actually get considered for major movie roles despite having no talent and a face like a horse, and she actually starred in a few movies that made it big.
    
    Now he's moved on, he's involved with somebody else, and her career is in the toilet. The main reason people pay attention to her is because of the "Bermuda triangle" -- and if people were to forget about it tomorrow, how many tabloids would write a thing about Whatsername from that "Friends" show, who's doing Lifetime movies now?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 22:02:53

55. By the way, this article isn't going to kill the lesbian rumors anytime soon. She looks manlier than those dudes.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 22:11:28

56. I wish this needy,clingy,fatal attraction bitch would shut her bloody pie hole.

    By madcow, on December 11, 2008 22:24:29

57. A lot of people have told me I look like Jen and after reading all these nasty ass posts about her "ugly" face I can officially say you nit-picking mother fuckers have officially knocked my self-esteem down in record minutes.
    
    Lol thanks guys.

    By Ash, on December 11, 2008 23:10:07

58. who cares...she still got paid for it.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 23:20:34

59. She looks fine but clearly photoshopped. What's new? Her figure is great for her age, but why shouldn't it be with her money?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 00:04:15

60. I bet that when Jennifer's jaw drops, her chin really does hit the floor.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 02:10:50

61. who is she again?
    oh yeah- not angie.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 03:01:18

62. desperate and pathetic

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 07:08:37

63. I think she looks hot as hell. But she sounds pathetic still being bitter about her husband falling in love with and being with another woman. Get over it already. Can't these people afford therapy? Trash talk him to your friends but then shut up when speaking to the world...

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 07:59:01

64. She should thank her lucky stars for the career she has had and retire. Who does she think she is? Katherine Hepburn?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 08:42:46

65. I don't care what you haters say she is yummy and you just wish you looked that good. I want to see her naked and I would pay big bucks for that.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 09:42:41

66. "haters"
    
    Kill yourself. Die right now.

    By stop using that stupid fucking word, on December 12, 2008 09:44:38

67. smokin hot!!! it may be photoshopped but im sure there is little they had to do with this beauty. i hope i look half as good as she does when im 40!! she kicks AJ ass any day in my book!

    By classy ass, on December 12, 2008 09:57:16

68. Jen has always had a better body than AJ. AJ has never been known for her body - except for her jugs, AJ has always been skinny and kinda gangly. So Jen has always had that advantage.
    
    Unfortunately for her, that's her ONLY advantage.
    
    And I agree with those who say she should STFU about the "triangle" shit. I can understand the desire to get some insults in there, but really, she'd sound a HELL of a lot classier if she kept her yap shut. She'll never learn.

    By Jimbo, on December 12, 2008 11:45:15

69. Considering how much money she has made and the fact she hasn't dropped a couple of kids her body should look astounding.
    But it seems she falls into the normal cliche we always hear about women with poor self-esteem. As an actress in plastic Hollywood she can't be validated by a high-powered and semi-normal guy, she has to shoot for a guy like Pitt who has endless poontang opportunities thrown in his face or a guy like "Your Body Is A Wonderland" Mayer who seems to be a manbo. Oprah has to teach her to love herself! Then she can move to Hermosa Beach, find a real man, and procreate to her hearts content. Or not, and bitch about Angelina.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:39:15

70. She is far better than anything any of us will ever pick up, so we are all crying sour grapes!!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 05:11:01

71. Too bad this wasn't 1996

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 07:08:17

72. They've got her boobs taped up in some of the pics.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 08:34:14

73. The cover photo looks like a photo of a hot chick with the face of Dustin Hoffman pasted over it.

    By TrayC, on December 13, 2008 08:35:26

74. What will it take for this media mad publicity whore to go away!
    Jesus,she sucks balls.

    By mike hunt, on December 15, 2008 03:56:51

75. 53 = Fat, ugly chick with a house full of cats
    
    Average body? You're out of your mind. America Ferrera has an average body - not JA - and I'm not even a fan.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2008 11:47:46

76. Girls PoV here: I think she looks great - a little less uptight than usual, and kicking natural curves. She usually looks like she's trying too hard to be a model, or dark and brooding. That's not her.

    By snowbun, on December 15, 2008 13:38:01