Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed

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  1. HAHAHAHA Once again, Rachel McTrannison gets pwned by the superior female. Jolie doesn't even have to do anything.

    By BarbadoSlim, on December 17, 2008 09:43:17

  2. Didn't Brangelina sell pics to OK! ?

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 09:57:51

  3. just let this thing go jen, its been 4 years, get a life and keep your mouth shut. nobody cares about you anyway

    By anon, on December 17, 2008 09:58:26

  4. Technically its a black dress. I'm not defending Jen here but common its a black dress that really looks nothing like the one Angie wore. OK! is a little off base

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 09:59:29

  5. How does she know their kid’s names? Do they think she lives in a fucking bubble? Everyone knows that names of Welfare Queen Angelina’s rainbow coalition.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:00:55

  6. i agree #4. its a black dress. similar to other black dresses that half of america's women population own! and if i dont say so myself, JA rocked it way better than AJ! there arent many women who have a better body than Jenn!

    By leave it, on December 17, 2008 10:07:10

  7. You lost your husband to a better woman. Stop obsessing about it, stop reading gossip magazines about them, stop watching TV news stories about them. Just move on with your life. It's been 4 fucking years. They have kids together. He doesn't want you back, and he never will. GET OVER IT!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:09:41

  8. I don't know why she has to be so psycho. She's actually not a bad looking broad. Starting to look kinda MILFY, actually.

    By Tizzle, on December 17, 2008 10:10:42

  9. Jennifer Aniston's fans aren't helping her move on either. They're all girls who've gotten dumped for another woman and never got over it.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:10:45

  10. um, maybe they ASKED her about it? I mean, how could you NOT know those dumb kids' names. I agree, it would be better if she just started saying "no comment" going forward, but really, I'd be pretty pissed off too if my husband left me for some whore.

    By Kate, on December 17, 2008 10:11:35

  11. "I'd be pretty pissed off too if my husband left me for some whore."

    You ARE pissed because YOU HAVE been left for a hotter woman.

    Maybe if you women weren't such prudish cunts who think they're so hot their man will never leave them, then you wouldn't get dumped and turn so bitter for the rest of your lives. No matter how hot you are there is always a better woman out there and your man will leave you for them, so treat your man right and stop acting like cunts.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:14:47

  12. This story is ridiculous. Four years isn't that long when you're constantly reminded about what happened, oh, everyday in the press. I think she should be angry with both of them. I have absolutely no idea what transpired in their marriage before angelina, but it no doubt sucks that angelina & brad started their thing while he was still married.

    People keep portraying Aniston as pathetic. I don't think she is, I just think she's probably shallow anyway (look at what she does for a living).

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:17:23

  13. This is the only way she can stay famous. If she doesn't keep talking about her more famous ex-husband then no one will care about anything she has to say.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:19:27

  14. ^ except her bitter, insecure fans

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:20:19

  15. I think jennifer's obsession is a bit crazy too...i'm glad to hear someone else say it...move on girl! because he is NOT coming back...he is now happily involved in a life completely different than aniston's party life...she can find someone else because she is an attractive girl, but is apparently too crazy to get someone to stay with her at this point!

    By Dawn, on December 17, 2008 10:21:36

  16. Just say "no comment" and move on, Jennifer. You lost points when you could name all those kids' names. That means you're following them around too closely. Grow up and get on with your life.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:22:23

  17. "This story is ridiculous."

    But, OK! Magazine is such a credible source. It must be true.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:33:39

  18. Aniston is the one who brought up all the names of the kids. I thought the same thing when I read that GQ interview. Why does she know all the names of the kids? I just call them "the black one", "the asian one", "the white one", "the twins". OK had a good point.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:37:27

  19. god i'm so sick of this woman. friends is over. go away.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:38:56

  20. #18...lol...a friend of mine does the same thing..."the white one, the black one, the twins.." too funny...

    By Dawn, on December 17, 2008 10:43:22

  21. EVERYONE knows those kids names. Brad and Angelina make sure that you do.

    As for Aniston-- ok, she's hot, and she does need to stop talking about them, but she was left for another woman, and I'm sure that stings. Her publicist should staple her mouth shut though.

    As for anon who said that "treat your man right and stop acting like cunts" -- just been dumped by a 'cunt', have you? Bitter men are SO attractive.

    By Jen, on December 17, 2008 10:48:17

  22. I don't get this. Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, has millions & can do whatever she wants to for the rest of her life (unlike us working schlubs). However, she spends her time whining about her old marriage that broke up 4 years ago. WTF is up with that?

    Jennifer: GET OVER YOURSELF and move on. You have options that none of us have; you don't have to work for the rest of your life, if you don't want to. Get a clue, get a life, get married, get laid, do whatever you have to do. But get over yourself & move on. Anything else is totally pathetic...

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:52:32

  23. Jennifer Aniston always seemed like an annoying bitch anyway. Angelina was sexy and beautiful, and CONFIDENT! I would have expected to lose my hubby to her too! She shouldn't have let her hubby do a movie with Angelina Jolie. LOL it was over right then.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:53:27

  24. Please shut up and have a three way already!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:56:30

  25. Jennifer Aniston hasn't been able to hold on to a man since she got divorced, and the reason is probably because she's still not over er ex and doesn't shut up about him ever. I can see her saying, "Yeah, my ex husband was like that", "Oh my God, Brad used to say that all the time", "That girl is a slut just like Angelina!"

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:56:52

  26. Jen, I doubt Brad and Angelina ever talk about you or think about you unless their publicists tell them something you said in a magazine, so you shouldn't spend so much of your energy on them. They have their own life, you need to get one of your own too.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:58:50

  27. COME ON ALREADY, THERE ON EVERY F'N MAGAZINE WITH THERE KIDS. WHY CAN'T SHE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT SINCE EVERYONE AND THERE MOTHER THINKS SHE'S SO SCORNED.....SHE SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY TO ME. maybe all the press should stop asking her stupid questions when there interviewing her!!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 11:31:42

  28. I think she's really hot. I don't know what everybody who's saying otherwise is looking at. So, she's still hung up on her ex... Big deal? She'll eventually get over it and shut up.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 11:33:58

  29. What is she whining about? She's rich, still looks good and is still famous despite a slew of crappy movies. She's way better off than most people so it's hard to feel sorry for her. Get a dog you dam idiot and try dating someone who isn't famous, like a real person, and maybe you will have better luck.

    By Circling the Hollywood drain is sad, on December 17, 2008 11:47:29

  30. oh yeah looks so similar Angie has been copying Jen for some time. She tries to recreate photo's that Brad had with Jen. why no mention of that. I find it ridicules that people are wondering how she knows the Twins names. I know were they come from . What they say. Where they were conceived. Are you people for real? She says 3 freakin things in 4 freakin years. Wow

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 11:55:52

  31. I am not a Faniston, but I sincerely doubt Jennifer cares as much about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as everyone says she does. Since the Hollywood community is so small, she'd have a lot of trouble avoiding them , even if she tried - especially because they're in the media ever day.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:03:21

  32. She should just ignore stories about them if she doesn't want to look like she's obsessed with them. When people ask about them she should say "no comment" or "I don't know anything about it, I don't read bout them."

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:04:59

  33. i'm gonna have to back jenn on this one. she gets baited constantly in articles, and, no she doesn't have to answer. BUT the media in all it's omniscient glory constantly ties her into stories about the wonder couple of the world. i love the way they make fun of something they themselves helped to perpatrate. i don't think AJ can say anything about JA, she's golden with the public right now even in light of what she did which any other commoner out there would have the whole town against the husband snatcher. she got off lucky. i think JA needs to turn up her badass dial a notch, too or get a new stylist (pick me!)...she looks hot in that dress and it's very much her classic Klein/Lauren style but she needs to rock that edge a little more.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:11:11

  34. #30, my brain hurts after reading your post. She's in the media and she knows everyone will blow up every comment she makes. Her publicist should tell her to just say "I wish them well" whenever she is asked.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:12:19

  35. Agree with #34. #30, I hope English is your second language and you used a Google translator to write that comment.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:14:06

  36. Jen's problem is that the men in her life haven't been interested in pleasuring her. They have mostly been interested in pleasuring themselves. Jen, you need a real man. One that knows how to handle a lady like you. Jen, ohh Jen, Ohhhh Jen

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:45:42

  37. ^ WTF? Shut the hell up psycho.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 12:48:14

  38. "You ARE pissed because YOU HAVE been left for a hotter woman. "

    Really? Who knew some loser on the internet knew more about my life than I did. I mean, thanks for letting me know this happened.

    By Kate, on December 17, 2008 13:08:33

  39. she does look like barbra streisand! A LOT! jennifer aniston is such an ugly lady...

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:11:31

  40. Why doesn't anyone say anything about how many times Angelina gushes about the beginning of her relationship with Brad Pitt? It was so obviously an affair and AJ's perpetual denials that she'd never f*ck a married man are clearly contradictory, now that she talks about Mr. and Mrs. Smith being the movie that made them a couple. She goes on and ON about the beginning of their relationship...not just in that interview but for the last 4 years...give me a break!

    So AJ gets to smack on what happened 4 years ago and Jennifer Aniston can't? What a double standard.

    Besides, read the NYT piece on AJ's heavily controlled media manipulation...and how BP has one of the top PR companies in the world working with him. These people aren't dumb (JA included! She was married to BP, after all). They know EXACTLY how to get on covers and what quotes sell.

    Besides, wasn't JA on Oprah recently and it was the most watched show this year?

    IT'S ALL A GAME!! Enjoy the show, but don't be too easily swayed by soundbites.

    By tdot, on December 17, 2008 13:18:00

  41. I'm so sick of reading comments from "Fanistons" and "Brangelina" fans. You're all FUCKING CRAZY. Stop analyzing their relationships with each other and acting like you know them personally. Shut up losers, just shut the fuck up.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:22:38

  42. Ummmm, hello? I think you'll find its Angelina that keeps harping. Jen has been quiet until recently and now because she's actually talking about it, she's the whiner because she's got the nerve to bag Angelina. Good on her! Angelina has got something to say in every interview, why can't Jen?
    If you're worried about offending Angelina because in the back of your mind there's some small hope she might bang you, talk to your shrink get a reality check and be welcomed to the real world....she's not going to screw you, and she's a bitch.

    By Dbell, on December 17, 2008 13:23:50

  43. Brad is ugly now and Jennifer still looks damn good so I don't get it.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:30:41

  44. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a hot couple, they're even hotter than Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston looked together. The press wants to write about Brad/Angelina because people buy magazines with them on the cover, and people don't buy magazines with Jennifer Aniston on the cover unless she talks about Brad/Angelina or it says something like "Jennifer Aniston Looking Amazing And Perfect Even After Getting Dumped For Angelina Jolie". She didn't kill herself and get fat after she got dumped, so? Nobody should. She should also stop talking about them at all and try to have her own career without still clinging to Brad Pitt's.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:36:11

  45. Wanna bet she also blames her shit career and boring looks on Angelina too?

    But what really gnaws at her in the dark watches of the night... is the knowledge that what little fame she has was due to marrying Brad. And that the only reason anyone gives a crap about Rachel McBoring is that she's the spurned woman.

    And therefore, that she owes Brad for the fact that she isn't yet starring in Lifetime movies.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 13:45:52

  46. She's like half Greek no? Explains alot

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:11:44

  47. to #6 "there arent many women who have a better body than Jenn!", true, but she's still a butterface.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:18:03

  48. it's sad and superficial to say this but AJ > JA because she's hotter.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:18:36

  49. She talks about them because if she didn't--she'd fade away.

    By Obvious , on December 17, 2008 14:23:39

  50. They're all self-indulgent, superficial morons who happen to be on TV. That's it. And it's always a little weird to me when the average citizen refers to a "star" by first name as if there is some kind of relationship there.

    By TheSuperficialSucks, on December 17, 2008 14:25:06

  51. She really does look like she could be Barbra Streisand's daughter or sister!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:55:36

  52. She can lay on top of me and talk about Angie all she wants...

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 14:56:40

  53. To reduce this to the lowest common denominator in normal relationships : constant references to past relationships means your present guy is not exactly an orgasm-inducing machine. Or, you could be frigid.
    However I am sure this has no relevancy here.

    By Morgan, on December 17, 2008 14:57:54

  54. more total bullshit jen-bashing.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 16:14:45

  55. #22 is right on the money here. This woman needs to get laid bigtime; it'll take her mind off her ex husband. Get a life, honey; move to the south of France & lie on the beach for the rest of your life.

    Oops; brad & angie moved there already. Sorry... :)

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 17:24:14

  56. Um, they are both wearing black dresses. How is that copying AJ? The dresses are totally different. I'm surprised at how much better Jennifer looks than Angelina, though. AJ is usually thought of as the "hotter" one. Not anymore, I'm afraid.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 17:30:55

  57. Angelina Jolie stole her *husband*. Think of all the bitter parents out there who got divorced in the 1970s and are still bitter. 2004 was not that long ago. People are interested, Jennifer A is just giving us what we want. She's gorgeous and not a gimmick like some pillow lipped stars.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 17:32:52

  58. I love how people think you can just "get over" your husband leaving you for another woman. This wasn't her high school boyfriend or even a boyfriend as an adult. This was her husband- someone who had pledged till death do you part. They were together for seven years and had a life planned together.

    Anyone who thinks you ever get over being dumped by your husband in a very public way for the entire world to see, and to them get dissed in the press by that couple and again by the other woman in the press year later, is seriously kidding themselves. That's not something you just "get over." She may be less upset about it in time, but that's not the way human emotions work. I think it's sad how many people are so naive to believe that it is.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 17:35:36

  59. Jen almost always wears black, much to the chagrin of the gals at GoFugYourself dot com.

    Jen’s dress is very different from AJ’s dress.

    Interviewers ask about this shit, otherwise she’d not answer. Also for the most part, she hasn’t answered nearly as many questions about it as she’s been asked.

    I can name AJ and BP’s kids and I give less of a shit than JA.

    I’m pretty sure OK is not a great source of carefully researched information, and I’m always suspicious of ‘sources close to…’

    AJ is batshit insane, and as someone else pointed out she and Brad have quite a good PR firm. They needed one: AJ used to be tabloid fodder because of fucking Billy Bob in a limo on the way to an awards show, then telling everyone about it while making out for the paps on the red carpet. The blood vial crap and all of Billy Bob’s weird ass phobias. AJ’s rants about her dad not being good to her mom and her rants about being a lesbian. She will talk about her sex life to anyone who will listen and I think the PR firm has worked their asses off to dial down the crazy on her.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 17:44:40

  60. I am not a fan of Pitt or Jolie or Anniston, but anniston needs therapy.

    By Not a fan, on December 17, 2008 19:25:11

  61. Jolie's weird ass obsession with kids reminds me more and more of Michael Jackson. I think something is really not right there.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 20:41:24

  62. Maybe if you women weren't such prudish cunts who think they're so hot their man will never leave them, then you wouldn't get dumped and turn so bitter for the rest of your lives. No matter how hot you are there is always a better woman out there and your man will leave you for them, so treat your man right and stop acting like cunts.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 10:14:47


    i'm a girl, and i could never possibly agree with you more

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 20:59:18

  63. Wow, Jen gets blamed for a lot of shit she didn't even do. She's obsessed? Usually she's addressing something after Angelina has already put her down in some fashion. It seems Angelina is the one that can't stop slamming at Jen, but then she was the one who cheated with Brad despite the bullshit of how she'd never do that given how her father treated her mother.

    By Susan, on December 17, 2008 22:37:07

  64. Someone just needs to stuff her mouth with a d... d... duck.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2008 22:55:36

  65. Jennifer has herself to blame for her current situation. She’s gorgeous and should be a tremendous sexual woman. But she was/is obsessed with her career. She doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man.

    Jennifer’s scene in “Friends with Money” where she just lays there motionless with her eyes open while some guy uses her body to masturbate with looks very natural. She doesn’t even have to act.

    Along comes Angelina with nowhere near the class or elegance but with a lot of raw sexuality. Brad never knew what hit him. He did know that a wildly sexual woman was a lot more fun than a frosty one.

    By cowbulls, on December 17, 2008 23:05:03

  66. Jennifer has herself to blame for her current situation. She’s gorgeous and should be a tremendous sexual woman. But she was/is obsessed with her career. She doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man.

    Jennifer’s scene in “Friends with Money” where she just lays there motionless with her eyes open while some guy uses her body to masturbate with looks very natural. She doesn’t even have to act.

    Along comes Angelina with nowhere near the class or elegance but with a lot of raw sexuality. Brad never knew what hit him. He did know that a wildly sexual woman was a lot more fun than a frosty one.

    By cowbulls, on December 17, 2008 23:09:12

  67. She is wearing a basic black dress. Copying AJ? Unless AJ has all rights to the staple known as the basic black dress I think NOT...

    Jen has class. AJ is nutso.

    By janey, on December 17, 2008 23:26:48

  68. AJ is nutso? Maybe she is. But who's the one that keeps talikng the same shit for about 5 years? 5 FUCKING YEARS?! If Brad is dog, then that's on him. Move on, find a better looking guy while you still can if you haven't frighten them off yet. You're just hurting your ownself from happiness. This obsession is downright pathetic. Ladies, no man wants to be with woman who talks about their ex more than they do about their ownself. he may fuck a psycho, but he's not going to have her as a girlfriend...Unless your John Meyer. And I don't put him in the real man equation anyway.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 04:59:35

  69. She just needs a good anal reaming and she'll be OK.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 07:46:39

  70. All you dumbasses saying she can't please a man are pathetic. A marriage isn't about sex, it's about emotional intimacy and trust. No wonder the divorce rate is 75% when people think a marriage is only about "getting off". Grow up.

    By You people are ignorant, on December 18, 2008 12:26:04

  71. If only John Meyer would write Anniston a song already we might see the end of this long national nightmare.

    By Morgan, on December 18, 2008 16:54:37

  72. Someone needs to tell Ms Anniston to get over Brad leaving her for another woman. People get dumped everyday, if she spent half as much time honing her skills onscreen then maybe she can become as powerful as her target. Ms Jolie er. Mrs. Pitt

    By Lucius Fieldon, on December 18, 2008 22:37:42

  73. Woman is delusional.She is a talentless,one trick pony whose time has come and gone.

    By Brad, on December 19, 2008 07:31:55

  74. #69, Jen is dating John Mayer. According to the tabs, she IS getting a good anal reaming.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2008 20:38:10

  75. Angelina is the bitch in this story, why is Jen constantly trashed when angelina is the skany ho?????? Ang will get what is coming to her one day. hey ang, go do some heroin or cut yourself you crazy unstable bitch!

    By lora, on December 25, 2008 03:34:15

  76. Jen looks a lot better in her black dress than that Angelina!

    By mary, on December 25, 2008 03:38:40

  77. She is just getting over the grief. It is just a step on the way to full recovery to be angry at the people who hurt her. She has been very nice about everything until now. But something just has to come out! It's just something she has to go trough. Leave her be! And as for knowing the brangelina kids names, EVERYBODY does!!! Jolie and Pitt has pimped out their kids for every dollar they can get!!!

    Let Jennifer get on with her life. But she should probably talk bad about pitt too. He is the one who had promised her love for the rest of their lives....

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2008 10:46:14

  78. MOVE ON, CHINNIFER MANISTON.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2008 12:41:15

  79. MOVE ON, CHINNIFER MANISTON.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2008 12:41:26

  80. Shut your mouth. Move on Chinnifer Maniston

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2008 13:47:33

  81. Noo jen is not obcessed with angelina, the correct statement is angelina was obcessed with jens husband, if I were jen I'd hate the slut too.

    so sick of the jen bashing when angelina is the one who always does wrong
    sure laura dern is not a big angelina fan either, she was living with billy bob when angelina decided to be obcessed with him.

    By angelina sucks, on December 26, 2008 01:04:20

  82. I would rather be doing John mayer than dorky old looking brad these days, sure john is a much better fuck.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 01:05:24

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