25 Comments:

1. He probably has a huge cock

   By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 02:50:52

2. Weird ugly guys always get the best poon.

   By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 02:52:52

3. What's with all these posts before noon this week? Are feeling okay Todd?

   By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 02:52:54

4. so is she a waitress or a model?

   By bo, on December 31, 2008 02:58:26

5. That landmine comment was in bad taste.

   By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 02:58:57

6. Her name is Ashley Chontos

   By KULLPRIT, on December 31, 2008 03:01:48

7. of COURSE he's in Bangkok. I understand teenage hookers do wonders for mercury poisoning.

   By ISBN, on December 31, 2008 03:08:37

8. These stupid sluts get what they deserve. If you let a douchebag like this use you then don't cry to the media when you get cheated on or dumped.

   By Dumb HObags, on December 31, 2008 03:39:53

9. I like Ari as much as the next guy, but we all know he's a short ugly balding Jew, who if he wasn't famous would probably be an accountant living in Reseda fucking his hand nightly. But give the guy credit. He knows the clock is ticking and he's taking advantage of his celebrity to fuck as many stupid whores as he can. Bravo Ari, bravo!

   By coolpapa, on December 31, 2008 03:41:22

10. #4 - in L.A. what's the difference?

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 03:41:44

11. What is a 'bottle waitress'? Bar only as opposed to food server?
    
    Piven is sooo unappealing. He reminds me of a slime ball from grad school who cheated on his wife with anyone who could tolerate him. He was short and arrogant: classic Napolean syndrome. Bleargh.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 03:48:25

12. I used to think he was hot because I thought he was goofy and funny. Now he just grosses me out and these girls who are stupid enough to sleep with him in the hopes he'll help their career deserve the STD they'll surely be getting.

    By Kate, on December 31, 2008 04:04:10

13. that chick isn't that hot - her modeling shots are boring and don't have any charisma.
    
    then again, he's probably using the wrong bait to try to hook them.

    By chris from vancouverBC, on December 31, 2008 04:23:20

14. He has an amazing ability to re-grow hair on his head. I've seen movies from like 1996 where he's bald.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 04:56:22

15. Eww he is a disgusting, ugly shlub and if he were not an actor, he couldn't get ANY woman.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 05:05:45

16. I would think someone of Jeremy's prodigious talent and intellect would be nailing Harvard astrophysicists instead.
    When the "mercury" causes his career to tank I assume he is going to only do regional theatres that are close to a Hooter's, so he can still come up with some squeezes. Party on Ari !
    

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 06:06:45

17. what a pretentious douchebag.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 06:33:42

18. Nice rug, douchbag!

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 06:47:24

19. As F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "Hollywood is the Jewish dream, and the Gentile nightmare."
    
    You have to feel for these poor mindless girls trying to sleep with some schlubby, self-loathing Jew made famous by other Jews, thinking it'll get them somewhere. They'd be better off working as a secretary in Bullmoose, Indiana.
    

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 09:02:13

20. Someone please stuff that troll back under his bridge.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 09:41:39

21. there are a ton of nudes of Ashley Chontos floating around.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 16:17:25

22. "Mercury poisoning"....is THAT what publicists are calling hair-plug treatments these days?

    By ragno, on December 31, 2008 18:48:25

23. "He probably has a huge cock"
    
    no, but he IS a huge cock with a very small penis.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 23:26:41

24. Oh no, no, no. My gaydar always goes off when I see Piven -- and my gaydar is never wrong. He's prolly in Thailand for the kathoeys.

    By anonymous, on January 3, 2009 19:14:11

25. Can I just say that she is one of the ugliest people I have ever met. She isn't a college drop out she got kicked out for selling coke. Don't let her fool any of you she is an as*hole a thief and a liar. And I hope she gets an STD from this guy.

    By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 08:25:29