31 Comments:

1. How the fuck could something with Jessica Biel dressed as an elf lifting up her skirt to reveal a Beretta 92F suck so much?

   By thebig28, on December 26, 2008 10:43:00

2. Because she sucks she can't act she is boring thats how all she has is a big ass like JLO she can't act either and is boring all about the ass no more talent needed these days just a fat ass

   By J B SUCKS, on December 26, 2008 11:55:05

3. Durr punctuation is for retards typy typy on and on durka ding dang dong I are have an opinion and an keyboard MASH MASH MASH you are succumb to my craftily worded argument HARRUMPH!

   By J B SUCKS BIGEST FAN!, on December 26, 2008 12:18:36

4. It ’s coming across that Jessica doesn,t care about children at all she rather asault and rob people
   she doesn,t care about sick children! !
   all she and her family are interested in is making money for them selfs with thier charity ! !
   it appears like Make The Difference Network is all a sham ,afront for stealling money that would go to the unfortunate sick children
   I was sick to my stomach when I first saw this especially the part were blood got splattered on Jessica face and she is laughing up a storm ,I wonder if she would of been laughing if her mother or grandmother got assaulted and the scums who were doing this were laughing at her while they were robbing her it doesn,t matter if this is an old or new video it really showing Jessica true colors an uncaring person ! ! ! !
   

   By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 12:23:02

5. Bitch needs to get naked already.

   By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 12:36:53

6. That is one ugly face, sorry.

   By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 13:04:47

7. J B Sucks, if you don't get a massive boner from those photos, there's something wrong with you.

   By JAC, on December 26, 2008 13:58:27

8. I like how you can see the cardboard the two "victims" were laying on ..LOL

   By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 14:18:29

9. #2, you shouldn't be talking shit. i can only imagine how fucking retarded you look, judging by your intelligent post.

   By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 14:26:01

10. What is the fascination with this sultry tart? I'm down with real women - the sexy kind that tend to their children or work a real job and then slip on something nice for their man after hours. These skinny models do nothing for me. They are typically empty inside. They bend to the whims of soulless Hollywood moguls. They have no class. They have no honor. They show their legs, jugs and snatches to the world for cheap money. Piss on them.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 16:15:40

11. this video was not funny and I just wasted 2 minutes of my life

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 16:31:32

12. Shes hot as a elf. These girls that rip her cant please there men after 2 weeks because we get sick of them after 2 weeks, so if you dress up like a god dam elf once in a while or something maybe you will get me hard for once!! change it up, look like a whore...come on man...., the music was so bad I had to just hit exit about 40 seconds in.....but the red mess on her face and acting like a elf, Id hit that till I was raw....thats one elf I want to get rough with....

    By markeeoo, on December 26, 2008 17:15:48

13. Where was the funny part?

    By Missy Thrope, on December 26, 2008 17:32:43

14. It took Jessica Biel to make me finally understand the true meaning of Christmas..Elf Ho's

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 17:33:17

15. She's totally fuckable. Any guy who says differently has no dick or is a Clay Aiken fan...

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 21:35:51

16. I think Jessica looks good anyway.

    By Henrietta, on December 26, 2008 23:26:30

17. Funny or Die eh?
    
    I guess I'm gonna die, because that wasn't funny to me.
    
    Hot body? Yes.
    Funny? No.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2008 03:04:15

18. die!

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2008 06:13:08

19. nice body but fucking dog face.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2008 10:14:34

20. I would put my throbbing erect penis into her hot moist vagina.

    By Hardy McHardOn, on December 27, 2008 15:19:59

21. oh, the wonders of photoshop...

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2008 16:37:49

22. #2, you shouldn't be talking shit. i can only imagine how fucking retarded you look, judging by your intelligent post.
    
    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 14:26:01
    
    
    Durr punctuation is for retards typy typy on and on durka ding dang dong I are have an opinion and an keyboard MASH MASH MASH you are succumb to my craftily worded argument HARRUMPH!
    
    By J B SUCKS BIGEST FAN!, on December 26, 2008 12:18:36
    
    
    
    
    J B Sucks, if you don't get a massive boner from those photos, there's something wrong with you.
    
    By JAC, on December 26, 2008 13:58:27
    
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    Look at you three retards with no taste in women just because she has a fat ass she is hot ha ha ha ha get some taste before you post anything you morons, ths skank can't act and she is not hot so if AMY WINEHOUSE gets a fat ass you three would fuck her how sad o well you show how fucked up taste has become no wonder rap and hip hop are so popular and so is paris hilton and every other skank with no talent or good looks

    By JB SUCKS AND SO DO YOU , on December 27, 2008 19:51:25

23. If JB ever mugged me all I'd do is stare @ that luscious ass of hers.
    
    p.s. - J B SUCKS is such a fag.
    p.p.s. - Britney's new album is the shit yeah I said it.

    By Lord Jesus, on December 27, 2008 22:47:15

24. She puts me to sleep.

    By anonymous, on December 28, 2008 06:11:49

25. I wish celebrites & politcians would stop using youtube.com & stick to tv & movies. It was meant for the regular people to create their own stuff. Damn camera-hogging bastards! Can't WE have something for our own for once?!

    By anonymous, on December 28, 2008 12:45:22

26. ahahahahaa! That was hysterical! Comment #4, I mean. Not the video itself.

    By ISBN, on December 29, 2008 03:37:23

27. Incredible body, but a mouth like a chimp.

    By Storm, on December 29, 2008 11:38:02

28. 15 is into gay guys like the jonas brothers what the hell does that thing know about good looking women jessica biel is nasty and so is britney the crazy bitch

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2008 12:32:34

29. !
    
    that is all.

    By bud, on December 29, 2008 19:28:06

30. Poster "lord jesus" is a total limp wristed fag boy. "Slutney's album is the shit"? No, slutney's album IS shit.
    
    What a fucking homo...

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2008 21:27:53

31. re: the video.
    
    kind of obvious, really...kind of thing we'd have done for a joke in film school. or high school...

    By bud, on December 31, 2008 00:56:57