70 Comments:

1. what's forrest "don't call me gump" whittaker doing is this stank bomb?

   By bubba, on December 9, 2008 09:48:53

2. Zzzzzzzz

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 09:48:54

3. I can't believe that ass-hat Timberlake gets to tap that every night.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 09:52:45

4. Her acting's about as good as a strippers.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 09:54:25

5. She's so perfect for this role, because many strippers are lesbians who pretend to be straight so that they can get what they need from guys.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 09:57:27

6. all that stuff about feelings in between the stripper scenes really makes it hard to jerk off

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:01:38

7. this movie looks like a sob fest...

   By busybee, on December 9, 2008 10:03:16

8. She's still wondering why Justin suggested that they "research" this movie by going to strip club on Ladies' Night.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:07:03

9. THIS LOOKS AWESOME.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:16:53

10. looks like a piece of crap

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:20:40

11. Apparently Jessica missed the memo that strippers don't wear full-butted panties anymore...or did they ever?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:22:00

12. Drown an orphan? In Europe we would not need to censor it.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:37:05

13. I think this movie will be going straight to DVD ! !
    sorry but she is not going to become a serious actress playing parts like this

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:37:18

14. i guess now we all know what happens to forrest wittakers character in this.
    

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 10:52:54

15. Biel's supposed to be "hot" but I'd still rather look at Tomei.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:03:28

16. SHOW YOUR TITS! SHOW YOUR TITS!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:07:52

17. I'm still not sure what the big deal is about Jessica Biel...I'm not saying I'd throw her out of bed, but relatively speaking, I think there is much hotter ass out there. Just my opinion of course, feel free to disagree.
    
    Seriously, you can disagree. This is America.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:13:34

18. Meh.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:13:59

19. #15 I know what you mean.
    Not only does her acting suck, almost as much as the other two Jessicas, but I always thought she looked like a dude. My husband vehemently disagrees, but really - no makeup, average face, and too much muscle for a chick, definitely too much for a stripper. She'll end up looking like Madonna if she's not careful (shudders).

    By Ashley, on December 9, 2008 11:26:17

20. Chicks who call her a "dude" are usually too skinny and have no asses. The same chicks call Kim Kardashian "fat". They're all just catty because most men prefer women with BODY. It's a heterosexual thing. Sorry ladies.

    By Mr. Erection, on December 9, 2008 11:29:23

21. I love her ass.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:30:57

22. I don't think she's anything above average from the neck up, but she does have a great body. Typical "butterface". She's not ugly, but she's not beautiful either.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:35:22

23. BORING she is not going to show her boobs or twat so that movie is going to be on DVD really fast it will suck ass

    By BIEL YOUR FAT ASS WON'T HELP THE MOVIE, on December 9, 2008 11:39:42

24. No Mr. Erection (prove it) we're not catty. We just disagree, dong. Read post #17 - it's ok to disagree. However, I am nice and lean, with a lot smaller ass than that Kardashian monster. But at least she's better lookin than Biel.

    By Ashley, on December 9, 2008 11:40:56

25. If this movie is coming out at the same time as that Marisa Tomei movie then it is fucked. I have to agree with the straight to DVD comments.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:41:03

26. Ashley, stop starving me so your husband will want me again.

    By Ashley's Flat Pancake Ass, on December 9, 2008 11:43:34

27. Ashley has a husband? Wow.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:08:57

28. Taking a role like this just proves that JB is no Rhodes Scholar. And dating Justin Timberlake? It makes me think she's not only dumb, but operating in the single digits...

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:09:29

29. Biel is perfect.

    By Joe Mahma, on December 9, 2008 12:15:58

30. Thank you Mr. Erection. It's nice to know girls like me in the 300+ club are still wanted. And yes, whoooohooooo...I luvs my curves!

    By ShaWanda, on December 9, 2008 12:18:48

31. I wonder how many times Ashley and her husband have had fights about how skinny and perfect she thinks she is and how he doesn't appreciate all of her hours in the gym and perfect eating habits enough, and how he shouldn't be looking at other girls because she's so lean and not fat like those girls.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:19:09

32. its like Magnolia crossed with Flashdance!!

    By bud, on December 9, 2008 12:19:31

33. I'll prove it Ashley, but I won't stay hard if I have to hear you ask if you look fat the whole time and ask me if I'm thinking about better looking chicks the whole time. If you want me to stay hard then shut your mouth and let me think about chicks with hotter bodies.

    By Mr. Erection, on December 9, 2008 12:25:13

34. "Ashley has a husband? Wow."
    
    Even better, I think he's commenting here. LOL soap opera.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:27:49

35. Ashley, cut it out. We all know your "husband" is a collection of stray cats.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:55:51

36. Sad to see that a girly-man falsetto who apologizes for doing something manly, namely grabbing Janet Jackson's tit, gets to tap that.
    
    No wonder why the West is in fast decline.
    Save us, Xenu !

    By Morgan, Pirate, on December 9, 2008 13:17:39

37. WTF? all ashley said was that biel looks like a dude. She is tall, has a masculine body and not so pretty face. some might like it, but others (like ashley and me) don't. She is like a perfect amazon - muscled body and unattractive face

    By petite, on December 9, 2008 13:25:20

38. lol short girls are so jealous. biel isn't amazon. she's tall compared to short girls, but she's not a runway model's height.
    
    she has a pretty face http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070925/jessica%20biel%20booty/big_j6.html and she's prettier with blond hair.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:29:44

39. I bet that's what they meant by "topless" just to get people to go see it. Probably don't even have a frontal shot.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:33:23

40. If we get some skin in this movie I might have to pull a Pee Wee Herman in the theater.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:34:03

41. No straight man cares what short ugly insecure girls think about other girls, so "Ashley" and "petite" can go back to the Jennifer Aniston Fan chatrooms now.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:34:53

42. # 41 I can't stand jennifer aniston - she has an ugly face and even uglier personality. My standards are way higher than her or biel. yes, I know, I'm a fat jealous female blah-blah-blah...

    By petite, on December 9, 2008 14:15:40

43. her ass is bigger than my mom's

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:22:26

44. If Biel is a dude then I guess I'm gay.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:37:34

45. Ashley and 'petite' should start going out with each other.
    It'll be like Lindsay & Ronson except fuglier and more annoying.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:38:09

46. I'll take an hourglass shape over a skeleton any day. Women only starve themselves to fit in clothes fags design for them. I'm not a homo. I don't care what designer made your clothes and I like you better naked.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:43:32

47. #45 should join us. his small dick can pass for clitoris quite easy

    By ashley and petite, on December 9, 2008 14:45:55

48. yes, I know, I'm a fat jealous female blah-blah-blah...
    
    By petite, on December 9, 2008 14:15:40
    
    If you're going to troll then don't contradict yourself without being humorous.
    

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:48:12

49. Actually, I close my eyes real tight and pretend Ashley is Biel when Im fucking her. If you had to live with this monster you would understand.

    By Ashleys Husband, on December 9, 2008 14:52:05

50. I'm not a native speaker,so I'm not sure what "troll" means... would love to know though

    By petite, on December 9, 2008 14:54:29

51. #48 I'm not a native speaker,so I'm not sure what "troll" means... would love to know though

    By petite, on December 9, 2008 14:55:39

52. What song is that?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 15:01:52

53. Ashley's Husband: why do you even have to fuck your monster wife?... is it because she is the only one who doesn't laugh at the size of your penis?...

    By try surgical enlargement, on December 9, 2008 15:09:11

54. Ashley, if I tell you that you're hotter than the girls I jack off to and dream about divorcing you for will you stop nagging me?

    By Ashley's Husband, on December 9, 2008 15:22:16

55. PHTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!

    By Ashley's Mudwhistle, on December 9, 2008 15:24:13

56. I like when Ashley's 8 hours at the gym and at the stores buying diet pills and powdered food. It gives me more time to cheat on her with women who aren't obsessive and insecure.
    
    

    By Ashley's Husband who is fucking his secretary and that girl he met online, on December 9, 2008 15:27:37

57. OK Ashley's Husband we got your point. You can stop now

    By ashley's husband never shuts up , on December 9, 2008 15:31:09

58. Back in the 60s everyone wanted to play nuns as a "serious" role. Now it's strippers! LOL.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 15:33:38

59. Wasn't this movie already made and wasn't it called Magnolia? Great cast, though.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 15:35:50

60. I want to see her muff!!!!!!

    By Kicker Of Elves, on December 9, 2008 16:04:47

61. I'm going to buy this on Blu-ray and watch it on a 65" LCD to see if she waxes or shaves.

    By JAC, on December 9, 2008 18:31:25

62. what's the music to this? it's soooo good

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 23:58:42

63. You guys can say anything about Biel, but if she was your neighbour, you're probably find your partner at her house eating pie (boy or girl)

    By Toe, on December 10, 2008 04:27:21

64. She's too awkward to play a stripper.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 07:12:51

65. THIS WILL GET ME TO THE MOVIES!!! HOPEFULLY I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE SO I CAN DO MY THING...BUT IF NOT..OH WELL I WILL WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 07:23:50

66. I want to have the sex with her.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:14:03

67. #65, I'm sorry sir what was that you said? I couldn't quite hear you.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 14:04:19

68. Nothing is worse than when gay-hollywood tries to incorporate a stripper scene,... Somehow it all comes off as non-sexual.. Worse, the stripper chick is always ashamed or gets shot/beat-up just because she dances... Luckily we all save the $$ for avoiding this waste of time!!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 20:19:31

69. Boy, this movie looks like a load of incomprehensible existentialist bullshit. Was that Magnolia? It didn't have Jessica Biel as a stripper, but did have Tom Cruise, so I missed it.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 08:12:54

70. Does anyone know that song???

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 09:27:20