Joaquin Phoenix is a Hunk

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  1. All those Phoenix's are a little off....not judging, it works in California.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 07:08:12

  2. This is the first time I've seen him like this. Is he going to write a memoir about the deserted island? Where's Wilson?

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    By Rain, on December 31, 2008 07:23:20

  3. That's what happens when you take massive amounts of drugs. He decided to retire from acting, so he could concentrate on his cocaine & heroin habits. He's pictured here with a pimp friend of his (pee-pussy or whatever the fuck this loser calls himself today) and his drug dealer.

    He'll be dead soon; let's all say "Bye-Good" to this loser...

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 07:25:09

  4. Looking like a white Kimbo Slice

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 07:33:27

  5. Not to worry. He is growing the beard for a Hank Williams Jr. movie.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 07:36:41

  6. Maybe he's going a-viking?

    By Nooken, on December 31, 2008 07:37:05

  7. Wow, he looks terrible. He was hot in Signs. What was so traumatic and chaotic? Am I forgetting some horrible thing that happened to him?

    By Kate, on December 31, 2008 07:41:54

  8. I Think he looks HOT as EVER.

    By Maggie, on December 31, 2008 07:50:19

  9. Nope. Sorry. Poop Diddly still looks like the only cave dweller in that pic. Casey Affleck looks like a weener.

    By Kloooprt, on December 31, 2008 08:01:02

  10. disgusting. he shouldn't be allowed in public. i'm offended. p.s. no sarcasm implied.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:03:56

  11. cocaine is a hell of a drug

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:12:56


  12. Puffer, Casey, and Phoenex.
    Manage-a-lightweights?

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:27:28

  13. Mr. Mojo Risin?

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:27:46

  14. Who let the bus boy get in the middle of this picture?

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:56:33

  15. That cult his parents had him in really fu**ed him up. Poor Joaquin has demons no drug can conquer. With that being said, that man looks like he could make my clit curl up in the fetal position.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 08:58:47

  16. #13 you took the words right off my keyboard.

    Britnie just got bumped in the dead pool.

    By Staci, on December 31, 2008 09:27:56

  17. He's made some money so he's decided he's going to do nothing but get drunk and chill out. I can't say I blame him.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 09:29:30

  18. Guess Joaquin is going in my death pool for '09...

    By Nominal, on December 31, 2008 09:46:45

  19. I hate P Diddy. I don't even know why. I just do.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 10:22:18

  20. Hulk starting to get angry at this scence. Hulk want to smash!

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 10:28:27

  21. I swear I am starting to hear the intro riffs to a Jethro Tull song looking at this picture......."sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent....".

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 12:30:41

  22. Well, should he decide to step out of retirement, GEICO does need a new caveman.....

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 14:28:50

  23. All he needs is a suitable man cave and all will be well. Send someone out to update and redecorate his garage stat!

    By killershoes, on December 31, 2008 15:41:40

  24. At least he's not wearing a fucking t-shirt. Rich motherfuckers dressed like they're going to mow the lawn.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 15:49:06

  25. He looks like the Unabomber

    By Layla, on December 31, 2008 16:08:00

  26. I thought it was Jack Black

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 17:28:20

  27. Apparently he has deluded himself into thinking he's Jim Morrison. It's called mental illness, get help.

    By I suspect he's schizo, on December 31, 2008 18:42:08

  28. hurry up & go speedball in the viper room,
    nobody likes a sad bastard.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 23:23:46

  29. So, he's quit acting, have a beard andon top of that he have eaten well lately.

    What is your problem y'all?
    Are u mad because he is not doing what u want him to do, or he doesn't look like u want him to look?

    I've got news for you!!!
    It's called freedom (to do what you want). you all should try it sometimes, and quit trying to run others lives.

    By SakkeL, on December 31, 2008 23:47:39

  30. Nathan Arizona better hide his kids.

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 03:22:38

  31. #19, have you seen diddy's commercial for his colone, I am King, that is reason enough to hate him!

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 03:30:33

  32. Looks like he's Amy Winehouse's brother.

    By Morgan, on January 1, 2009 09:39:28

  33. Phoenix shows why all actors should be mocked and scorned. They lead pretend lives. They pose as soldiers, doctors, you name it while real men and women make the world work and fit to live in. Behind the scenes they are insecure little bitches who use drugs and bang young girls to feel alive. Pathetic.

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 10:03:03

  34. That midget Aflec looks like a real panty wearing limp wristed jerk off. If he had been in my squad in Iraq my boys would have beaten him and left him for Haji.

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 10:05:29

  35. Theres only one thing I can say to this. Oh shit! Its not I'm against him going t music, I respect that but it looks like he's trying to form some sort of image for his album or something. I'm like the biggest fan of him you'll ever ever meet and I'm bloody shaking I felt like I was in a fire before I saw this now I'm shaking and I've gone all cold, I can barely type. Why is he gone so unhappy? Okay I can't type any more I got to go...

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 10:11:46

  36. why is puffy with peter brady and the lead singer of the black crowes?

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 10:36:56

  37. So none of you actually realize you're being elaborately "Punk'd"?

    Sweet.

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2009 18:32:33

  38. so, um.. Affleck boy and Joaquin are supposedly avid followers + activists of vegan life-style whereas P.Diddy loves wearing fancy fur of dead animals. Doesn't add up.. Insert drugs?

    By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 12:27:42

  39. What is twisted about this is not joaquin at all,he has decided to grow a beard and let his hair grow and mix things up abit(how dare he blah blah blah)so here's a bit of entertainment for those that live in their own misery and have no life and lets all pounce on the guy for trying to live somewhat a semi normal life with vicious attacks instead of letting him be.It's pathetic! Overgrown hair or not he's still joaquin let him live without some drama's for a change,if he's in a bad place at the moment then that's for him to sort and ridiculing him is of no help. Oh and the comment about looking like a child abuser is real smooth,shame on you... you fucktard!!!!

    By raelyn, on January 24, 2009 04:38:21

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