25 Comments:

1. she can still take a ride on my south pole!

   By johnny jackhole, on December 8, 2008 09:44:45

2. The breasts are nice. But her face? I've got semen spills that look better than her.

   By Sevenmack, on December 8, 2008 10:05:03

3. "there's a good chance Katy Perry would be at Outback asking me if I would prefer smoking or non-smoking."
   
   I bet it two years she will be ready to take your order. 14-year-old girls have notoriously short attention spans.

   By Vincent Blackwood, on December 8, 2008 10:10:02

4. And some IDIOTS still wonder why she wasn't nominated for a Grammy, right Piggycito?

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 10:15:12

5. I don't know, Outback is a pretty competitive enviornment and she might not be cut out for it. Maybe she should start at Sizzlers or Ihop and work her way up.

   By Laughner, on December 8, 2008 10:31:12

6. This chick is so overdone and she has aged rather quickly. Drinking/drugs?

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 11:06:40

7. I am ready for her to go away. DAMN HER STUPID CATCHY SONGS!

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 11:10:36

8. She's hot <3

   By MPT, on December 8, 2008 11:41:37

9. I like her. She's the kind of chick that would get horny during "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and let you fuck her in the bathroom.

   By thebig28, on December 8, 2008 11:55:58

10. I'm sure she's a bad fuck. Probably one of those girls who doesn't really enjoy sex but acts like a porn star faking it the entire time. I hate sex with girls like that unless I'm drunk and blacked out.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 11:58:43

11. Big tits don't matter at all if the girl has an ugly face, and Katy Perry is ugly.

    By Woof!, on December 8, 2008 12:36:57

12. Dig those jester hats on the band members. Very trendy. And gay.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 12:45:30

13. Why is this talentless twat being given a stage to "perform" on? She's not only totally talentless, but fug ugly and AWKWARD. I guess being a failed christian singer who's managers cynically try to make into an "edgy" faux lesbian doesn't translate on the talent & coordination levels...

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 12:53:04

14. What in the blue fuck is this supposed to be? Interpretive dancing to "Santa's Got the AIDS this year?"

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 13:20:36

15. Hatchet face, nice figure but needs a stylist.
    She is the dorky girl who lost some weight and now is trying too hard maybe. Ugh. She's a total putz and what is with the gay (in the 8os meaning not homosexual) fucking costumes? It's like she has her own version of House of Dereon.
    TRIES TOO HARD please go away.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 13:20:59

16. you have no clue on what talent is,i heard her sing live on the Howard Stern show and this girl can sing and sing well.
    with all these pop tarts like Britney Spears and Miley Cirus faking their way through recording tricks and lip-syncing during shows its good to finally see a girl who writes her own music and is able to sing it live.
    she deserves a little credit for that instead of posting stories about all the music industry fakes at the top of the crappy american music charts.

    By Bobby, on December 8, 2008 13:47:30

17. you have no clue on what talent is,i heard her sing live on the Howard Stern show and this girl can sing and sing well.
    with all these pop tarts like Britney Spears and Miley Cirus faking their way through recording tricks and lip-syncing during shows its good to finally see a girl who writes her own music and is able to sing it live.
    she deserves a little credit for that instead of posting stories about all the music industry fakes at the top of the crappy american music charts.

    By Bobby, on December 8, 2008 13:47:48

18. Her. Singing on Howard Stern. insert own joke here.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 15:24:39

19. America's taste in music is truly dead. I'm going back to vinyl.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 15:27:20

20. "with all these pop tarts like Britney Spears and Miley Cirus faking their way through recording tricks and lip-syncing during shows"
    
    while the broad might actually be able to sing, none of us have heard anything besides her crappy pop singles that are out at the moment. besides, i'm too distracted by her insulting faux lesbianism to notice her singing that much

    By Lizzle, on December 8, 2008 17:05:24

21. you have no clue on what talent is,i heard her sing live on the Howard Stern show and this girl can sing and sing well.
    with all these pop tarts like Britney Spears and Miley Cirus faking their way through recording tricks and lip-syncing during shows its good to finally see a girl who writes her own music and is able to sing it live.
    she deserves a little credit for that instead of posting stories about all the music industry fakes at the top of the crappy american music charts.
    
    By Bobby, on December 8, 2008 13:47:48
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    Hate to break it to you, skippy, but she's a fake of the highest order. A previous poster is right; she's a failed Christian music singer. Her manager decided they could make more money if she pretended to be an "edgy" fake lesbian. She's not as bad as SLUTney spears, but she's pretty close. I hate lying in all forms, and she's a liar. Case closed.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 09:19:32

22. A career is a career is a career, however sorry and gimmicky.
    It's just the very nature of show business= crappy kiddies, so grow up!
    Besides, you might have gotten Heidi Montag singing lezzie songs instead. Count your blessings!

    By Morgan, Pirate, on December 9, 2008 09:49:23

23. By anonymous, on December 8, 2008 11:58:43
    
    Yeah, you can totally tell that she's one of those chicks who always runs her mouth about how much she likes sex, and how cool and like "one of the guys" she is, when in reality she's a bitchy, annoying, uptight prude.
    
    Also, her "music" fucking SUCKS ASS, and I don't understand her appeal. She's ugly and has a perfectly hideous, stupid haircut too. I wish she'd go away, when will her 15 minutes be up? It cannot be soon enough!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:48:32

24. This chick is really lame.

    By mad dog 20/20, on December 9, 2008 20:22:53

25. I'd rather see her writhe around on stage than Dried Up Vadge.
    

    By hockey fan, on December 11, 2008 13:19:36