He is such an asshole!! I had to drive him on the last movie he got nominated for and I wanted to throw him out of the car, while I was driving. The cops can't give him a big enough fine. They should send me the fine money since I had to deal with his ass.
It's guaranteed he was an asshole to the cop. A-list movie stars earn their reputation and classification by being magnanimous, charming, and down-to-earth. If Tom Hanks or Kevin Spacey were pulled over, they'd most likely react like civilized, humbled people who after being recognized would probably be released without incident (save by a cop with a hard-on for "class revenge"). On the other hand, Matt Dillon most likely tried to beat the officer then force him to watch "Crash," indicating times throughout when the cop should applaud his fine performance. He would then try to appear too busy for questions after the viewing and leave immediately at its conclusion, claiming he was to appear on Letterman (read: Denny's).
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By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 04:25:44
Matt Dillon didn't win a fucking Oscar. Stupid clay footer Vermonter moron. Go eat some Ben & Jerry's.
By coolpapa, on December 31, 2008 04:51:58
Driving 106 on an interstate...that's it? Big fucking deal. It's Vermont.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 04:54:31
Crash is the worst fucking movie ever made. End of story.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 05:18:38
You always get the ticket when you're just "B" list. Brad Pitt would have gotten a motorcade escort to the border.
Case closed.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 05:30:17
106? fuckin pussy.
By i don't like you in any way, on December 31, 2008 06:00:17
He is such an asshole!! I had to drive him on the last movie he got nominated for and I wanted to throw him out of the car, while I was driving. The cops can't give him a big enough fine. They should send me the fine money since I had to deal with his ass.
By infamous, on December 31, 2008 07:08:49
"Matt Dillon was arrested in Vermont last night on charges of 'I'm an actor and laws do not apply to me.'"
This is why I love your site.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 07:54:45
It's guaranteed he was an asshole to the cop. A-list movie stars earn their reputation and classification by being magnanimous, charming, and down-to-earth. If Tom Hanks or Kevin Spacey were pulled over, they'd most likely react like civilized, humbled people who after being recognized would probably be released without incident (save by a cop with a hard-on for "class revenge"). On the other hand, Matt Dillon most likely tried to beat the officer then force him to watch "Crash," indicating times throughout when the cop should applaud his fine performance. He would then try to appear too busy for questions after the viewing and leave immediately at its conclusion, claiming he was to appear on Letterman (read: Denny's).
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 11:47:32
Matt Dillon won the Oscar for Crash? This will be news to George Clooney.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 13:17:42
I'm suprised they didn't toss his car and pop him for drugs. He's well known to be a massive pothead with bad personal hygeine. EW!!!!
By Matt has B.O., on December 31, 2008 18:40:26
Matt Dillon won an Oscar for the Best Supporting Role for his performance in Crash.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 19:42:24
Todd wake up from your hangover and post my comments already. I'm bored.
By Dammnit, on January 1, 2009 06:12:43
@9- Probably told the cop that he had dated Cameron Diaz, too.
By Morgan, on January 1, 2009 09:44:38
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