He is UGLY he should be happy that skank wants him just because he won some stupid medals does not make him atractive he still ugly with the medals or without so be happy that chick wants to luv ya long time you frankenstein looking bastard
He might be ugly, but he's got 8 golds. All he has to do is tell some chick he wants to go for the gold in her pool and he'd be banging almost any girl.
I don't care if he has 20 gold medals and cured cancer, the man is unfortunate looking. This guy is never going to be dating some famous starlet or a Victoria's Secret Model. Sure, he can get some hot "nobody" to sleep with or date, but he's just too damn ugly to be a celebrity or ever date one. But I'm sure he's got a great personality and is really funny. :p
Give him a break. In Louisiana, you get covered with mosquitos. In L.A., it's the Asian Boobfly. There's not much you can do in either place if you go outside.
He is ugly and she looks damned ridiculous. But, what does this say about his character? Just because he has 8 gold medals doesn't mean he has class. What happened to the classy athletes? Back in his day, I bet Ali would never have been caught walking around with a piece of trash with fake tits.
All you little queers would chop up your big fat wives or pop your blow up dolls to get a chick 4 notches below this girl, so I don't even know what you are talking about.
he is ugly. plain and simple. all these girls want is the pics and shine. he knows this. he knows he got no play before all of this. so he is soaking it up.
White guys with Asian fetishes are typically guys with personality disorders and are control freaks. 99.99999% of them search for pictures and videos of underage porn too. I would never want to date one of those men and I am not threatened by Asian girls at all. I don't think they're "ugly" or anything, I just don't want to be one or date the white men who chase after them.
They're both ugly, they make a good couple, except for the freak show height difference they have when she takes her stilts off. They'd be like those freak couples you see on Maury Povich (is that show even still on?).
Clearly the problem is too many years of swallowing chlorinated water in those pools. How long now before you start reading about Mikey and a Hilton sister? Or Jen Anniston if she is really desperate. His mom should grab him by one of those ears and sit him down and give him a good talking to !
Yeah, it totally sounds that way from the rest of your post. I mean, the whole "white guys who date Asian girls are pedophiles" theory makes you seem very stable and secure.
Asiaphiles are fuckin freaks and I'm a guy. These losers think Asian chicks are better fucks, they're wrong. They like short skinny girls because they think it makes them look bigger and makes their dicks look bigger. They're fuckin fags so shut up with your dumbfuck theories. Not all of us white guys need little Asian submissives to stroke our egos. This bitch is ugly even with the fake titties. NEXT!
So then she's a Vietnamese whore like Tila Tequila. I guessed either Vietnamese or Thai when I saw that busted grill.
I work with an Indonesian woman who is beautiful. She won't date outside of her race because her father would kill her so I'll never be able to hit it (I'm black). I'm going to try to get her drunk enough at the office Christmas party this year though.
Close your mouth Michael, please! I hope he finally gets braces on his teeth now that he is rich and can afford it. He would be so much cuter if he fixed his teeth.
The girl just looks like a stalker to me and he looks like he's trying to keep his distance. That's probably good because she doesn't look very stable or clean of S.T.D.s.
I have no problem with him liking asian girls but this chick and his gf are BUTT ugly. Yes he's ugly too in the face (sick body though) but he can get a hotter chick based on his medals regardless if they are asian or not.
#49 ...Not all of us men are well endowed. Many of us are normal in size. If we like tiny chics, what is the problem? If I want to stroke my ego a bit, is that a crime against society? I don't have an Asian fetish, but I like small girls. I can't pickup a girl who is taller and weighs more than me. Guys that are 6'4" and 220 lbs. can. It has less to do with self-esteem and more to do with ability.
@ 11. Dude if Marko Jaric can bag Adriana Lima, you best believe there's a chance for "not really all that good looking" sport guy to get with a VS model, or hot celeb.
@ 11. Dude if Marko Jaric can bag Adriana Lima, you best believe there's a chance for "not really all that good looking" sport guy to get with a VS model, or hot celeb.
I really hope that Michael Phelps can find a good woman one day who will love him and stay with him-not just a gold digger. I think that M.P. has Asperger's Syndrome which is why he has different facial expressions and limited social skills. My son has it, it's a form of high-functioning autism.
ha im an asian girl (indonesian) and even i agree with the whole asiaphile thing...i mean pretty asian ppl r one thing...but 90% of these guys go out with the fugliest ones because it boosts their egos...
This chick just followed him around (it was on TMZ last night) trying to get him to notice her. She pressed her tits up to his car but he still didn't pay attention. She's just some nippy little stray that he wont take in. hahahah props to her for trying though. she followed him to the airport and he just ignored her. The paps were egging her on so she kep trying to get him to notice. it was pathetic. I bet she slept with some paps to boost her confidence though. looks like a tranny
You're not born smooth, you have to learn it. And sometimes you got to go through shit to find the gold. He's still young, guys. Give him a chance. All he's been doing is practicing for the olympics & shit! How would he have the time to enhance his player skills. Just don't lower your standards is all he got to know. He's got lots of time. He knows hand me downs like the one in the picture are going to come out of the woodwork.
Fuck! This bitch is really up in his ass! But, he's playing it cool. Ignoring her & such. Pay her no attention. You got major gold around you, my man. You know you not desparate to hit a piece of shit like her. You may not be the best looking dude, but even you won't go that desparate for a slut like this. FUCK THAT!
That's not Naomi Nguyen. This woman is much older than Naomi. She's not that bad. Too much makeup. The implants can only be judged without clothes in the way - and I'm up to the job. It's a calling.
I can't believe no one else has brought it up - who set him up? My guess is some photographer hired her when he found out Phelps would be at LAX.
And you people can say he's too ugly to get hot women - guess again. He will be super-rich soon - and if I had a dollar for every super-rich but not good looking who got a babe, I'd be super-rich. And maybe he doesn't want to date a female celeb - who wants to deal with the ego. Better to find a good-looking non-celeb chick who will 'know her role.' If you smell what the Rock is cookin'...
This girl was on TMZ this week. She's not his girlfriend, just some ugly chick who thinks her big boobs will finally make Phelps take a picture with her. She kept stalking him to get him to notice her, but he keeps ignoring her. Watch TMZ, you'll see him trying to get away from her.
This fake tittied slut must know how to suck a dick. That'd be the only reason to have an obvious porno whore wannabe like her around. Who knows; maybe, like a previous poster said, she knows how to "ruv him rongtime"...
That stumpy little asian woman is damn ugly, she had no chance at all. Phelps is not a handsome man but he is an Adonis compared to that whore looking asian.
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Leave Your CommentHe looks like he's thinking, "Ew please go away, you're so ugly I'm scared."
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:41:34
Hey, cut the Asian chic a break. Maybe she ruv him rongtime.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:43:52
Woof. Even tard looking Phelps can get better looking bitches than that.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:44:08
She has no ass. ZERO. She looks ridiculous.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:45:02
Too much fug in these pics. Me no rikey.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:47:22
nasty nasty nasty Asian girl.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:47:36
He is UGLY he should be happy that skank wants him just because he won some stupid medals does not make him atractive he still ugly with the medals or without so be happy that chick wants to luv ya long time you frankenstein looking bastard
By PHELPS IS FUG, on December 12, 2008 10:49:51
He might be ugly, but he's got 8 golds. All he has to do is tell some chick he wants to go for the gold in her pool and he'd be banging almost any girl.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 10:55:06
He looks certifiably retarded in that first photo.
The mouth-breathing....
The curled hand...
If I'd have seen that photo BEFORE the Olympics I would have predicted the retarded fella to knock himself out getting onto the starting block.
By joejoe, on December 12, 2008 10:55:12
haha.
BUSTED!!!!!!!!
michael phelps with a flotation device!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:13:32
I don't care if he has 20 gold medals and cured cancer, the man is unfortunate looking. This guy is never going to be dating some famous starlet or a Victoria's Secret Model. Sure, he can get some hot "nobody" to sleep with or date, but he's just too damn ugly to be a celebrity or ever date one. But I'm sure he's got a great personality and is really funny. :p
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:15:08
He is ugly, but that THING following him around is still too fugly even for him.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:19:52
she looks southeast asian. east asian chicks are by far hotter!
having said that...phelps is fucking ugly anyway!!!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:20:39
Is that Ava Devine?
By joe, on December 12, 2008 11:29:37
Phelps is one of the greatest athletes in the history of the world, but he is one butt-ugly son of a fish.
He's like a male version of a "butterface" girl.
INCREDIBLE body, but his face...
By Abe Lincoln, on December 12, 2008 11:37:27
This guy is so overrated. Who cares if he can swim really fast?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:42:32
he looks retarded
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:43:39
"SHE WAS MY FIRST ASIAN!" - Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:44:55
I take offense to your comments about giving massages. We don't all work at strip malls you know.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:46:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlMf3rD0iM
Could this possibly be her?
By Skarn, on December 12, 2008 11:53:59
Give him a break. In Louisiana, you get covered with mosquitos. In L.A., it's the Asian Boobfly. There's not much you can do in either place if you go outside.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:56:47
How desperate can you be to stalk this fucking ugly dude? I don't care if he's faster than dolphins, still not hot. never.
And LOL @ Abe Lincoln's comment!...:)
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 11:56:50
He is ugly and she looks damned ridiculous. But, what does this say about his character? Just because he has 8 gold medals doesn't mean he has class. What happened to the classy athletes? Back in his day, I bet Ali would never have been caught walking around with a piece of trash with fake tits.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:08:58
White guys with Asian girl fetishes skeeve me out. There are a lot of Asiaphiles here in San Francisco. Fucking creepy people.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:11:53
Exactly #25.
That chick sure does look like his girlfriend though. If she strips for her MySpace do you really expect her to be classy in real life too?
By Ashley, on December 12, 2008 12:25:25
That ho probably wasn't even born a female.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:25:27
"This guy is so overrated. Who cares if he can swim really fast?"
As opposed to all the other people featured on this website who obviously deserve their fame.
By J-Bird, on December 12, 2008 12:32:18
Those implants don't make your face any less ugly and those 8" heels don't make you look taller. Bag it up, skank midget.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:32:26
All you little queers would chop up your big fat wives or pop your blow up dolls to get a chick 4 notches below this girl, so I don't even know what you are talking about.
By Ben Franklin, on December 12, 2008 12:35:58
That's not his girlfriend. His girlfriend isn't pretty either though.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:36:55
@ 30. No we wouldn't. You can have at her. I wouldn't fight you for this slut. I'll be at the other end of the bar where the hot bitches are.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:38:21
LMAO he is such a retard face, but I still like him from the neck down.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:39:53
#25 - THANK YOU.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:43:22
*dead* @ "Phelps has 8 gold medals - he isn't Wesley Snipes."
By i c what u did there, on December 12, 2008 12:43:40
Michael Phelps actually has 14 gold medals. He won 6 in Athens.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:46:39
He's ugly, she's ugly, what's not to like?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 12:49:35
That last pasrt was so rude!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:04:28
They are both fug!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:04:51
"White guys with Asian girl fetishes skeeve me out."
Replace "skeeve me out" with "make me jealous and bitter" and that more accurately describes the general female opinion of this phenomenon.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:10:37
he is ugly. plain and simple. all these girls want is the pics and shine. he knows this. he knows he got no play before all of this. so he is soaking it up.
By tanisha, on December 12, 2008 13:14:49
White guys with Asian fetishes are typically guys with personality disorders and are control freaks. 99.99999% of them search for pictures and videos of underage porn too. I would never want to date one of those men and I am not threatened by Asian girls at all. I don't think they're "ugly" or anything, I just don't want to be one or date the white men who chase after them.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:18:26
They're both ugly, they make a good couple, except for the freak show height difference they have when she takes her stilts off. They'd be like those freak couples you see on Maury Povich (is that show even still on?).
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:21:01
Clearly the problem is too many years of swallowing chlorinated water in those pools.
How long now before you start reading about Mikey and a Hilton sister? Or Jen Anniston if she is really desperate.
His mom should grab him by one of those ears and sit him down and give him a good talking to !
By Morgan, Pirate, on December 12, 2008 13:25:15
Black guys and Asian girls make cute babies though. "Blasian" babies are adorable. I know that's off topic, but just wanted to say it. :-)
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:26:26
In pic 3 and pic 5 he looks like he's trying to trick her and stop walking so she'll keep walking and he can run away in a different direction. lol
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:29:18
That fug chick is named Naomi Nguyen. She is a no-talent loser that calls herself an actress. How pathetic.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:30:47
"I am not threatened by Asian girls at all"
Yeah, it totally sounds that way from the rest of your post. I mean, the whole "white guys who date Asian girls are pedophiles" theory makes you seem very stable and secure.
By J-Bird, on December 12, 2008 13:32:44
Asiaphiles are fuckin freaks and I'm a guy. These losers think Asian chicks are better fucks, they're wrong. They like short skinny girls because they think it makes them look bigger and makes their dicks look bigger. They're fuckin fags so shut up with your dumbfuck theories. Not all of us white guys need little Asian submissives to stroke our egos. This bitch is ugly even with the fake titties. NEXT!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:37:56
Well I wouldn't bring her home to Mom but I'm betting she knows how to play hide the dolphin real well...
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:46:45
"Nguyen"
So then she's a Vietnamese whore like Tila Tequila. I guessed either Vietnamese or Thai when I saw that busted grill.
I work with an Indonesian woman who is beautiful. She won't date outside of her race because her father would kill her so I'll never be able to hit it (I'm black). I'm going to try to get her drunk enough at the office Christmas party this year though.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:48:23
Close your mouth Michael, please! I hope he finally gets braces on his teeth now that he is rich and can afford it. He would be so much cuter if he fixed his teeth.
The girl just looks like a stalker to me and he looks like he's trying to keep his distance. That's probably good because she doesn't look very stable or clean of S.T.D.s.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:54:46
Asians have straight pubic hair. No joke. It doesn't curl at all.
By fun fact, on December 12, 2008 13:58:59
Sigh. At least no one has called her "Oriental" yet.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 13:59:40
I have no problem with him liking asian girls but this chick and his gf are BUTT ugly. Yes he's ugly too in the face (sick body though) but he can get a hotter chick based on his medals regardless if they are asian or not.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 14:14:26
She has no shape to her body other than the dumb looking fake tits. She shouldn't have gotten them so big. They're not supposed to look fake dumbass.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 14:16:16
#49 ...Not all of us men are well endowed. Many of us are normal in size. If we like tiny chics, what is the problem? If I want to stroke my ego a bit, is that a crime against society? I don't have an Asian fetish, but I like small girls. I can't pickup a girl who is taller and weighs more than me. Guys that are 6'4" and 220 lbs. can. It has less to do with self-esteem and more to do with ability.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 15:38:25
@ 11. Dude if Marko Jaric can bag Adriana Lima, you best believe there's a chance for "not really all that good looking" sport guy to get with a VS model, or hot celeb.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 16:30:21
That asian woman is very unattractive, and the LA Fake boobs and stilleto heels don't help.
I'm pretty disappointed in that guy; even though he is pretty fug, he needs to make better use of his 15 minutes and find some higher quality women.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 16:31:15
@ 11. Dude if Marko Jaric can bag Adriana Lima, you best believe there's a chance for "not really all that good looking" sport guy to get with a VS model, or hot celeb.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 16:33:25
I really hope that Michael Phelps can find a good woman one day who will love him and stay with him-not just a gold digger. I think that M.P. has Asperger's Syndrome which is why he has different facial expressions and limited social skills. My son has it, it's a form of high-functioning autism.
By LaurieAnn, on December 12, 2008 19:10:44
Kid's from Baltimore... give him a break. It's all he knows.
By PB, on December 12, 2008 20:45:37
RETARDS both of them
By Sebastian De La Ghetto, on December 12, 2008 21:46:24
ha im an asian girl (indonesian) and even i agree with the whole asiaphile thing...i mean pretty asian ppl r one thing...but 90% of these guys go out with the fugliest ones because it boosts their egos...
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 22:14:39
This chick just followed him around (it was on TMZ last night) trying to get him to notice her. She pressed her tits up to his car but he still didn't pay attention. She's just some nippy little stray that he wont take in. hahahah props to her for trying though. she followed him to the airport and he just ignored her. The paps were egging her on so she kep trying to get him to notice. it was pathetic. I bet she slept with some paps to boost her confidence though. looks like a tranny
By rico, on December 12, 2008 23:23:29
#1 - perhaps he just caught a glimse of his own reflection?
#9 - I think you should get his olympic winnings for that comment.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 03:51:59
You're not born smooth, you have to learn it. And sometimes you got to go through shit to find the gold. He's still young, guys. Give him a chance. All he's been doing is practicing for the olympics & shit! How would he have the time to enhance his player skills. Just don't lower your standards is all he got to know. He's got lots of time. He knows hand me downs like the one in the picture are going to come out of the woodwork.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 06:39:41
Fuck! This bitch is really up in his ass! But, he's playing it cool. Ignoring her & such. Pay her no attention. You got major gold around you, my man. You know you not desparate to hit a piece of shit like her. You may not be the best looking dude, but even you won't go that desparate for a slut like this. FUCK THAT!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 06:48:51
That's not Naomi Nguyen. This woman is much older than Naomi. She's not that bad. Too much makeup. The implants can only be judged without clothes in the way - and I'm up to the job. It's a calling.
I can't believe no one else has brought it up - who set him up? My guess is some photographer hired her when he found out Phelps would be at LAX.
And you people can say he's too ugly to get hot women - guess again. He will be super-rich soon - and if I had a dollar for every super-rich but not good looking who got a babe, I'd be super-rich. And maybe he doesn't want to date a female celeb - who wants to deal with the ego. Better to find a good-looking non-celeb chick who will 'know her role.' If you smell what the Rock is cookin'...
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 01:46:32
This girl was on TMZ this week. She's not his girlfriend, just some ugly chick who thinks her big boobs will finally make Phelps take a picture with her. She kept stalking him to get him to notice her, but he keeps ignoring her. Watch TMZ, you'll see him trying to get away from her.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 07:06:53
Wow, in that first pic I don't get the "stalker" vibe, but definitely as the pictures progress you can tell there's something odd.
I think she's a pretty young lady, and jeez, I'm sure all the people posting on this site are gorgeous/can get gorgeous women. Hah.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 08:28:34
major gold swimming in steroids ...GO TEAM USA!!!!
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 12:06:01
number 3 thumbnail pic tag line - "duh which way did they go George"
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 12:18:16
This fake tittied slut must know how to suck a dick. That'd be the only reason to have an obvious porno whore wannabe like her around. Who knows; maybe, like a previous poster said, she knows how to "ruv him rongtime"...
By anonymous, on December 14, 2008 15:50:29
"major gold swimming in steroids"
Right, they don't test for that or anything.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2008 08:51:08
#74,
American athletes cheat. The world knows it.
American athletes just do a better job of masking it at test time.
How else can one explain all of these US Olympians (Marion Grace for one) who test fine but admit to steroid use years down the road?? ;)
By whowho, on December 15, 2008 13:07:26
75 - You're saying that other countries DON'T cheat? Do you realize how bitter and delusional that sounds?
But let's be honest, your comments aren't really about the Olympics, are they?
By anonymous, on December 15, 2008 14:32:16
That stumpy little asian woman is damn ugly, she had no chance at all. Phelps is not a handsome man but he is an Adonis compared to that whore looking asian.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2008 14:21:06
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