I'd be more interested in knowing if Pete the Queen used a turkey baster or simply left his part of the deal in a cup and stepped out for a couple of hours....
I keep waiting to read that the "Bronx Mowgli" thing is a hoax. Please, somebody, tell me it's a PR stunt. The parents are a royal Two-Shit-Not-Giver, but for crying out loud, we have an infant here who is a victim of child abuse. Why not just name him Shithead? Or Sucknozzle? Or Felchington? There's no real difference in terms of the end result, which is that he'll spend his childhood on a psychiatrist's couch and raid the liquor cabinet on the way to his Boy Scout meeting. Where he will fall into the arms of the loving, seemingly normal Scoutmaster Bill.
These idiots deserve to forfeit the whole enterprise. Let's hope they show up drunk at the bris and somebody steps in.
And Pete Fucking Wentz, pull up your fucking pants or I'll punch your stupid face in. I mean it. I'll find you. (The trail of eyeliner and lube is water-resistant.)
And these two think they are supposed to be cool ?????? god they are stupid!!!
The poor thing born with her real looks and a real dorky dad, I can see why they picked a very stupid name. They sat on the sofa and thought “Let’s be so Cool” and name him Bronx Mowgli. Boy we’re so cool and hip.
Well I can see why Auntie Jess is not in the picture, if she was -- she would be crucified and make fun of weeks!!!!
Hear, hear, # 10. That cockbite looks like a fucking Peter Pan pussy. Isn't he like 27 yrs. old? WTF? Shithead has got to let the Hot Topic threads go! MAN UP!!! You're a fucking dad now, you stupid emo turdnugget! I weep for the future. Seriously.
Bronx Wentz...hummmmm. Did they EVER even think about what those two names sound like together? And Mowgli? Rudyard Kipling would be rolling over in his grave knowing that these two fucktards named their little simian after a character in one of his books. This just proves it - Ashlee and Pete are as dumb as everyone says they are.
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Leave Your CommentWas the kid born with eye-liner like Petey?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 12:41:49
I'd be more interested in knowing if Pete the Queen used a turkey baster or simply left his part of the deal in a cup and stepped out for a couple of hours....
By joejoe, on December 11, 2008 13:41:36
BRONX? MOWGLI?
Why do I suddenly get the feeling that the words "Emancipated Minor" will make an appearance in this kid's future?
By Vigilante, on December 11, 2008 13:42:31
sad
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:12:00
They both need to drop off the face of the planet. Please.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:44:43
Seriously. Who the fuck cares about ANYONES baby pictures?
By Joe Mahma, on December 11, 2008 14:46:37
"it's not like this kid is gonna grow up to invent a time machine or cure AIDS"
well...he'll have to do the latter if Dad starts making middle-of-the-night visits to his bedroom.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 14:50:21
BMW are his initials...hahaha.....
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 17:19:27
Vigilante, more like "violet transexual."
I love "covers of them don't sell well" Maybe because they're boring and stupid and not all that attractive?
By thebig28, on December 11, 2008 17:35:56
#8--Take away the W and he's just a big ole BM.
I keep waiting to read that the "Bronx Mowgli" thing is a hoax. Please, somebody, tell me it's a PR stunt. The parents are a royal Two-Shit-Not-Giver, but for crying out loud, we have an infant here who is a victim of child abuse. Why not just name him Shithead? Or Sucknozzle? Or Felchington? There's no real difference in terms of the end result, which is that he'll spend his childhood on a psychiatrist's couch and raid the liquor cabinet on the way to his Boy Scout meeting. Where he will fall into the arms of the loving, seemingly normal Scoutmaster Bill.
These idiots deserve to forfeit the whole enterprise. Let's hope they show up drunk at the bris and somebody steps in.
And Pete Fucking Wentz, pull up your fucking pants or I'll punch your stupid face in. I mean it. I'll find you. (The trail of eyeliner and lube is water-resistant.)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on December 11, 2008 18:14:15
And these two think they are supposed to be cool ?????? god they are stupid!!!
The poor thing born with her real looks and a real dorky dad, I can see why they picked a very stupid name. They sat on the sofa and thought “Let’s be so Cool” and name him Bronx Mowgli. Boy we’re so cool and hip.
Well I can see why Auntie Jess is not in the picture, if she was -- she would be crucified and make fun of weeks!!!!
Love Thomas
By Thomas Landry, on December 11, 2008 20:10:51
Hear, hear, # 10. That cockbite looks like a fucking Peter Pan pussy. Isn't he like 27 yrs. old? WTF? Shithead has got to let the Hot Topic threads go! MAN UP!!! You're a fucking dad now, you stupid emo turdnugget! I weep for the future. Seriously.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 21:00:27
Jesus Christ, which one is Ashley??
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 22:26:23
I don't want to see Ashley's baby either... but I wouldn't mind seeing her kitty...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 23:25:37
Who are these people?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2008 16:35:24
he's gay as fuck and the baby's papa joe's anyway...
By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 21:09:21
Bronx Wentz...hummmmm. Did they EVER even think about what those two names sound like together? And Mowgli? Rudyard Kipling would be rolling over in his grave knowing that these two fucktards named their little simian after a character in one of his books. This just proves it - Ashlee and Pete are as dumb as everyone says they are.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2008 11:55:16
SO desperate to be relevant. boring!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2008 18:17:38
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