Um...Disney? It's not like parents don't know about her sex tape and her party life. Do you *really* think parents are going to take their kids to see this? Why not start an Adult Disney channel to play the movie on?
haha she doesn't have a glass eye, her one eye is funky because of a botched surgery (i think eyebrow lift).. the doctor messed up her eye... but it's funny to say she has a glass one :)
The fact that disney is considering a porno slut for the role tells me how far disney has fallen. Apparently, they no longer make movies for kids; instead, they're just hollywood suits, interested only in the bottom line. It'll be be interesting to hear some of the parents have to explain to their kids "yes, little davie, that's paris hilton, the braindead leg spread cum dumpster who sucked her boyfriends dick & was fucked doggy style in that dark blue homemade fuck film".
I don't think Disney is going to her in one of their movies. Not because she's a herpes infected skank, complete with a video of her sucking cock, very badly I might add, on the interwebs. No, they're not going to put her in one of their movies becuase as 7. said, they're about making money, and Paris Hilton's movies have been universally terrible. Muslim extremists can only dream of bombing as completetly as Paris' movies.
Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave. The Disney Corporation has become a perverted, exploitive, bloated, crap-producing, brainwashing stink machine. Fuck them for even considering destroying Tinkerbell's magical charm with the face of that used up skank from the Hilton clan.
Hell, making Paris Stinkerbell won't be all that bad. After all, they have Miley "Fucking 20-year-olds on the regular" Cyrus on the payroll and once employed Coke-Cock Lohan and Hillary Muff. And don't forget the latest little slut, Selena Gomez (or Little Latina for the Ball Wash).
Given the kind of folks Disney hires these days, is Herpes Hilton really such a bad choice?
This is bullshit. No way No how will Disney EVER hire Paris. It's like common sense 101 not to hire Paris for a kid's movie! There is no way Disney execs are that dumb. I'd bet her people planted this story. I'd bet my left non sillicone, saggy ass breast on it.
No parent in their right mind would let their young children go to a show with this whore in it, considering her claim to fame is a homemade porn, what kind of message would that send to someones kids "make a homemade porn and you get to be a star" FUCK NO!!!!
Tinkerbell is now basically Disney's version of the Bratz dolls. Seriously, go Google it. So this makes sense. It's all about tarting up the toddlers, because tarts spend $$$!
If Sandy Duncan can be Peter Pan, I don't see why Paris Hilton can't be Tinkerbell. There is a precedent for a glass-eyed chicks flying. I'm just putting that out there.
No way it will happen. If Britney Murphy can't be the VOICE of Tinkerbell in a cartoon because Disney finds out she's a pathetic skank, you think they're going to let Paris Hilton play her in live action?
Unless it's Back Door Tink and the Dinky Boys I think we'll see a pass on this.
#8, the medical term is WONK eye, and #7, the video color was more green than dark blue. Is there any hope the children will be spared from that though?
Oh, horse, bull, and catshit. They most certainly are not considering her for that role. Jesus, are any of y'all really stupid enough to believe this? Christ. Will the dumbfuckery ever end?
Poor Walt is spinning in his grave.Disney is close to making porn mainstrem with it's current roster of hillbilly's and white trash. Really kind of sad.All for the almighty God damn dollar.
AHEM is not going to be a PG version is a PORNO version there will be 7 midgets banging SPHINCTERBELL snow white will get mad then you will see pinochio telling lots of lies when ever SPHINCTERBELL is in the same scene so he can nose fuck her so don't worry guys is not a family show
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Leave Your CommentTinkerbell...please tell me this is some urinating-on-her-face fetish role.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:02:06
Paris, you have BROWN eyes and BROWN hair. Stop wearing those fake blue contacts and fake hair.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:03:04
Does she really have a fake eye? or they are just trying to make fun of her cause her eye goes to the side?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:07:25
When is this skank going to stop trying to pull off bad blue contacts...your eyes are BROWN!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:17:55
Um...Disney? It's not like parents don't know about her sex tape and her party life. Do you *really* think parents are going to take their kids to see this? Why not start an Adult Disney channel to play the movie on?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:30:29
haha she doesn't have a glass eye, her one eye is funky because of a botched surgery (i think eyebrow lift).. the doctor messed up her eye... but it's funny to say she has a glass one :)
By stef, on December 4, 2008 09:31:19
The fact that disney is considering a porno slut for the role tells me how far disney has fallen. Apparently, they no longer make movies for kids; instead, they're just hollywood suits, interested only in the bottom line. It'll be be interesting to hear some of the parents have to explain to their kids "yes, little davie, that's paris hilton, the braindead leg spread cum dumpster who sucked her boyfriends dick & was fucked doggy style in that dark blue homemade fuck film".
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:31:38
It's not a botched surgery. It's a common condition that makes the eyelid sag. A birth defect. I forgot the medical name of it.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:36:48
I don't think Disney is going to her in one of their movies. Not because she's a herpes infected skank, complete with a video of her sucking cock, very badly I might add, on the interwebs. No, they're not going to put her in one of their movies becuase as 7. said, they're about making money, and Paris Hilton's movies have been universally terrible. Muslim extremists can only dream of bombing as completetly as Paris' movies.
By coolpapa, on December 4, 2008 09:52:55
Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave. The Disney Corporation has become a perverted, exploitive, bloated, crap-producing, brainwashing stink machine. Fuck them for even considering destroying Tinkerbell's magical charm with the face of that used up skank from the Hilton clan.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 10:13:45
The blue contacts make her wonk-eye worse, but she won't stop wearing them.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 10:28:58
Did Paris finally buy a set of boobies? It sure looks like it in the pictures. I wonder what took her so long - everything else about her is fake...
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 10:39:14
The look on the face of the guy behind her says it all.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 10:47:10
Hell, making Paris Stinkerbell won't be all that bad. After all, they have Miley "Fucking 20-year-olds on the regular" Cyrus on the payroll and once employed Coke-Cock Lohan and Hillary Muff. And don't forget the latest little slut, Selena Gomez (or Little Latina for the Ball Wash).
Given the kind of folks Disney hires these days, is Herpes Hilton really such a bad choice?
By Sevenmack, on December 4, 2008 11:07:25
This is bullshit. No way No how will Disney EVER hire Paris. It's like common sense 101 not to hire Paris for a kid's movie! There is no way Disney execs are that dumb. I'd bet her people planted this story. I'd bet my left non sillicone, saggy ass breast on it.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 11:18:06
No parent in their right mind would let their young children go to a show with this whore in it, considering her claim to fame is a homemade porn, what kind of message would that send to someones kids "make a homemade porn and you get to be a star" FUCK NO!!!!
By THE PUNISHER, on December 4, 2008 11:23:12
Why is she always dressed like a whore? Oh that's right. I forgot.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 11:26:15
Paris drinks like a fish and takes laxatives to stay thin, do you really think it's a hot idea to have her doing wirework
By thebig28, on December 4, 2008 11:33:39
Tinkerbell is now basically Disney's version of the Bratz dolls. Seriously, go Google it. So this makes sense. It's all about tarting up the toddlers, because tarts spend $$$!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 11:34:48
"It's not a botched surgery. It's a common condition that makes the eyelid sag. A birth defect. I forgot the medical name of it."
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 09:36:48
The medical name for it is "wonky eye".
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 11:36:21
If Sandy Duncan can be Peter Pan, I don't see why Paris Hilton can't be Tinkerbell. There is a precedent for a glass-eyed chicks flying. I'm just putting that out there.
Wheat thin, anyone?????
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 12:03:40
No way it will happen. If Britney Murphy can't be the VOICE of Tinkerbell in a cartoon because Disney finds out she's a pathetic skank, you think they're going to let Paris Hilton play her in live action?
Unless it's Back Door Tink and the Dinky Boys I think we'll see a pass on this.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 12:07:55
Although anytime I even think of her I start gagging, you gotta admit she's had plenty of experience with "magic dust".
By duder, on December 4, 2008 12:26:38
why is there always a fake eyelash falling off in all her pictures?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 13:20:21
"Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential."
Uh, yeah. And people wonder why Hollywood is in the shitter.
By Snert, on December 4, 2008 13:40:03
Who's the cro-magnon standing behind her in the banner pic? lol
By Gweet, on December 4, 2008 13:50:47
I have two daughters that love tinkerbell!!!The last thing I want is that skank playing the part.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 14:14:23
#8, the medical term is WONK eye, and #7, the video color was more green than dark blue. Is there any hope the children will be spared from that though?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 14:24:30
Jenna Jamison would be a more credible Tinkerbell.
Paris Hilton should be concentrating on marrying well instead. Yeah, she needs the right man, like perhaps K-Fed? Iron-clad pre-nup baby!
By Morgan, on December 4, 2008 14:44:25
Oh, horse, bull, and catshit. They most certainly are not considering her for that role. Jesus, are any of y'all really stupid enough to believe this? Christ. Will the dumbfuckery ever end?
By rottenkitty, on December 4, 2008 16:07:00
That's not a dress she's wearing, it's her labia.
By pussbanger ladykiller, on December 4, 2008 16:15:45
tinkerbell with wonky eyes??? yea, fly around in friggin circles ya freak!
By chris from vancouverBC, on December 4, 2008 17:48:09
Isn't Tink the fave of molested, tweaked-out, bi-curious cutters across the USA? Well, hell - me thinks Paris has a built-in audience!
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 19:37:30
Poor Walt is spinning in his grave.Disney is close to making porn mainstrem with it's current roster of hillbilly's and white trash.
Really kind of sad.All for the almighty God damn dollar.
By live futility, on December 4, 2008 20:54:48
AHEM is not going to be a PG version is a PORNO version there will be 7 midgets banging SPHINCTERBELL snow white will get mad then you will see pinochio telling lots of lies when ever SPHINCTERBELL is in the same scene so he can nose fuck her so don't worry guys is not a family show
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 22:08:35
hey # 8:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01192007/gossip/pagesix/eye_fix_backfires_on_celebutard_pagesix_.htm
By anonymous, on December 4, 2008 22:11:21
OF COURSE you can fly with a glass eye? Sandy Duncan, the most famous Peter Pan, has one.
By nancy reagan, on December 5, 2008 00:52:39
NOBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
By Lourob, on December 5, 2008 03:18:36
uhhh, i just saw those videos, not so funny, more like awkward. apparently PH can waste my time even when she not physically present.
By insidescoop, on December 5, 2008 06:47:38
I didn't know Tinkerbell was a porno.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2008 07:43:00
Well said, #10. But I think you mean Disney must be spinning in his cryo-tube.
His head, I mean. They only saved his head, right? They ditched the body? That was the rumour, wasn't it?
Fuck, whatever. If they use Shit-For-Brains Hilton in the role I'm gonna sue on behalf of my kids. Willful corruption of a minor.
Shit, considering the string of sluts they've produced over the last ten years I just might sue anyways.
By Vigilante, on December 5, 2008 08:24:43
Stinkerbell
By anonymous, on December 5, 2008 12:27:04
Kill me now!
By Joe Mahma, on December 7, 2008 17:08:53
Nice of disney to consider putting a herpes infected skank porno whore like her for a movie role. My god, how far disney has fallen...
By anonymous, on December 7, 2008 23:58:31
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