37 Comments:

1. I'd also be exhausted were it my job to orally stimulate Ms. Lohan's velvet tulip. Very, very exhausted.

   By J-Bird, on December 22, 2008 10:19:33

2. Both of these girls are so unattractive in every way imaginable.

   By just. go. away., on December 22, 2008 10:21:17

3. It's all a cover up. Lindsay is getting Sam a new penis for Christmas.

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 10:36:43

4. To paraphrase Bart Simpson, who asked Homer, "Exausted Fired?"
   "Exhausted Hungover?"

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 10:51:06

5. To paraphrase Bart Simpson, who asked Homer, "Exausted Fired?"
   "Exhausted Hungover?"

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 10:51:09

6. Exhaustion must be the #1 disease for celebrity bitches who don't do anything better to do but party in clubs all night of the week. Must be a major breakout in CA. You'd think that the hospitals there would tell them to stay at home in their penthouses some night or two until they can come up with a vaccine. But why would they give a damn if they're making more money from the symptom than the cure? DUMB CELEBRITY BITCHES HELPS THEIR ECONOMY.

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 10:58:31

7. Who knew that DJing & eating lindsay's firecrotch was a dangerous profession

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 11:02:07

8. I wish I was a rep in LA. Apprently, all you do there is get paid big time to play down or make up shit & say "No Comment" all the fucking time to the press. Celebrities=Cash Cows.

   By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 11:11:47

9. Exhaustion = too much blow.

   By 789, on December 22, 2008 11:37:16

10. Who gives a shit.

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 11:43:37

11. She's got an extension coming loose or something...

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 12:40:00

12. "She was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong." This doesn't even make sense. Wait. She was up in the middle of the night because she... was so exhausted...that she needed to call people? To tell them she'd done something wrong?
    
    I dunno, sounds more like a near OD to me. Call me kooky.

    By IBSN, on December 22, 2008 12:42:47

13. We're all exhausted, you stupid bitch. It's called real life and having a job. Please don't ever have kids. You'll never be able to handle it. Maybe if you slept once in a while you wouldn't be so tired.

    By she's on speed, on December 22, 2008 12:56:33

14. I have great sympathy for Sam as Linds appears to be very, very high maintenance, and more bi-curious than not. Time for Sam to find a lumberjack-shirted, trucker-keyed, buzz-cutted, baseball playing, doesn't shave her legs, new love. I mean Sam do you really want to be doing the heavy lifting in a Wilbur Valderama well-excavated site? Move on, Ellen certainly did.

    By Morgan, on December 22, 2008 13:26:26

15. Back in the day, I too had a similiar incident. I was out clubbing and accidently fell face first into a large pile of blow. Then as "White Line Highway" played, I was held down by three beautiful women and forced to take E. By seven that morning I was so "exhausted" I couln't eat or sleep. Unfortunately, my publicist (old girlfriends from years earlier) told me to quit calling or the police would come "help" me. Thanks gals for the tough love and I really didn't know you were married with children. Call me!

    By Humpinfrog, on December 22, 2008 14:29:40

16. Are we fighting a war? I wouldn't know because cunts like these get more press than the soldiers on the front line! Let's get these two bitches over there for one night on the front line, then come to me about your damn exaustion. Till then, STFU!!

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 14:56:25

17. I have never been so sick of anyone more than I am of this girl who plays cds and people pay her, A DJ! Thats something u do at a church or with your friends when your 12, and she is always with this other person who cant act like anyone but herself, and does not understand why thats not acting.
    Why do u show photos of them all the time? Ive got to know!!??

    By markeeoo, on December 22, 2008 16:00:34

18. I am confused...
    
    Is Lindsay Lohan "officially" a lesbian or a bi-sexual person?

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 16:43:49

19. Exhausted my ass, she was coked out of her mind. It's common knowledge Lindsay is back on the white powder.

    By What's exhausting about doing nothing?, on December 22, 2008 18:18:03

20. wow - exhaustion is hollywood slang for too much coke

    By virgo, on December 22, 2008 18:41:54

21. Exhausted...Hmmm, let see, staying up all night getting paid to be a DJ in a club...Check...Flying all over the planet at the drop of a hat with your favorite FireCro--Errr Little LiLo...Check...Trying to keep your Little LiLo from jumping on any man-peen in her vacinity and then having slap fights and arguments in public...Check...Giving the Pap's that same, screwy-scrunch faced expression and so over 2 finger salute in every picture that is taken? Yep, that's the one, keeping my face and fingers at the ready like that would exhaust me too!

    By Evil Overlord, on December 22, 2008 19:32:14

22. I don't get the extensions thing. Her hair would look a lot better without them. If she is so into long hair, why not, oh, let's see, maybe grow it out?

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2008 20:36:52

23. Being a resident of Los Angeles please allow me to translate:
    Exhaustion = overdose and/or alcohol poisoning.
    
    Let's use it in a sentence: "Last night I had ten martinis and four Long Island ice teas, the next morning I puked so much I thought I might be suffering from exhaustion."

    By thebig28, on December 23, 2008 00:24:24

24. What really happened was that Sam accidentally took a drink from LiLo's "Water" bottle. It takes time to build up a tolerance you know...

    By Holden Magroin, on December 23, 2008 05:47:15

25. Why does this god awful looking "woman" make that stupid pinched mouth expression every time she's photographed? Oh, I get it now. She's showing the world what her face looks like stuck deep into whorehan's fishy firecrotch...

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2008 06:08:05

26. Lindsay's losing her extensions! Hahaha i just want to rip that one strand out...

    By stef, on December 23, 2008 10:56:12

27. How much do you think they will get for their "stolen" sex tape when Linds doesn't get any great roles and Sam has to DJ' at Red Lobster?

    By Morgan, on December 23, 2008 11:43:55

28. she's quadro-sexual.. she's one paycheck away from being under a german shepherd on a brazilian website...

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2008 13:03:05

29. 2 ugly bitches, scare me !!

    By rodenhiser, on December 23, 2008 15:12:12

30. Eating pussy all day can exhaust the best of us.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2008 16:19:59

31. ewwww. yuck. just yuck.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2008 18:51:36

32. Great. Just what the world needs more of - 2 whiney lesbian drama queens.
    
    And whats with that smash face that ronson seems to make in every picture she has taken of her? What a dumbass...

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2008 07:10:12

33. Do you think its possible for Sam Ronson to take a serious photo once in awhile? I used to take photos with silly expressions also. When I was 10 and still in summer camp. Ahhh.. .those were the days.

    By Sparky, on December 24, 2008 12:22:18

34. Lohan has been roto rootered by many a tattooed freak. Rhonson must be able to self-induce a vulcan mindblock to forget what that box has gone through as she's sticking her tongue in it.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2008 06:32:06

35. What an ugly guy with the freckled freak.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2008 07:30:42

36. they look cute here.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2008 09:10:56

37. Samantha prolly tried to kill herself after Lindsay told her she was gonna leave her for the cock.

    By anonymous, on December 28, 2008 10:23:12