Scientology Had a Christmas Party

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  1. Fucking retards.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:11:13

  2. dang..EC..has dem tig ol' bitties!

    By i likey, on December 9, 2008 11:17:03

  3. Erika Christensen's parents are Scientologists. She was raised in the cult and she's still in the cult as an adult. She'll never leave no matter how big her tits are. Sorry Todd.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:18:34

  4. Yeah why are they celebrating christmas when they believe in some alien from some other planet ,those people should celebrate their own thing make up one , the bitch with the big tits is fugly

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:34:47

  5. Erika is starting to lose her looks and Dharma has always looked like a man.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:36:44

  6. That's a pretty D List of celebrities.
    I guess their Celebrity Center has its work cut out.

    By Enough Already, on December 9, 2008 11:37:21

  7. All religions are bullshit this one is just more ridiculous than the others so it's easier to spot its flaws. I mean come on the world was made in 7 days? That's just as ridiculous as aliens souls being in our body's.

    By The Voice of Reason, on December 9, 2008 11:39:38

  8. If Scientology is so powerful why can't Tom Cruise escape from going direct-to-video?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:41:42

  9. creepy culties!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:46:48

  10. I always had a thing for Joanna Garcia. Didn't realize she was a retarded scientologist. My day is ruined.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:48:45

  11. Pedro is a Scientologist????

    He lost my vote.

    :(

    By Vote 4 Summer, on December 9, 2008 11:52:14

  12. These people get more D-List every year. Carradine got lucky with Kill Bill, but hasn't done anything memorable but commercials since and when My Name is Earl is canceled no one except other Scientologists will hire Jason Lee.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:56:05

  13. Well, they already believe in aliens, so I guess a story about a sandal-wearing zombie who turns water into wine isn't too far fetched to them.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 11:58:23

  14. Wait one minute here...they can't celebrate Christmas that's not their holiday...these people are supposed to be celebrating Cruismas, this is complete and utter bullshit. I'm pissed!

    By Tom Cruise, on December 9, 2008 11:58:28

  15. 4. - You kind of said what I was thinking...why do Scienos celebrate Christmas? As far as I know, Jesus Christ is not part of Scientology, so wouldn't celebrating his birth be considered blasphemous to Scientology? Those fucktards need to relaize that they can'y have it both ways; it makes them look like complete morons. They should make up their OWN holidays - just like L. Ron made up Scientology.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:05:10

  16. My Name is Earl's two main stars are Scientologists and they have a lot of guest stars who get the parts as favors because they're Scientologists (Jenna Elfman). It was a good show for the first two seasons, but it just beat a dead horse after that.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:06:57

  17. They can't get Christians, Muslims, and Jews to join their cult and give them money without pretending like Scientology isn't a "religion" that competes with their religions. That's why they lie to people and tell them this is just a self-help club that will make you successful. They pretend they're Tony Robbins.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:13:31

  18. For the record, Efren Ramirez IS NOT a scientologist. No...

    He was just the well-dressed tamale vendor stationed in the West lobby.

    By joejoe, on December 9, 2008 12:18:15

  19. To all you non-believers:

    May Xenu Bless You All

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:41:17

  20. 16 - you tellin' me that the fat kid from American History X is a Scientologist? No Way.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:47:41

  21. Oh no not Erika too damn those Xenu cocksuckers!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:47:56

  22. anon 12:41

    Xenu is the Scientologists' "Satan". He's the bad alien warlord who put alien souls in humans and put them inside clam shells; something like that. They don't worship "Xenu" and you can't talk about him or know about him unless you're at a level in their cult where you've spent enough money to learn about him.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:48:22

  23. 99% of religions are retarded - whether they preach about space aliens or bearded ghosts.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:49:15

  24. All of this just gives me the creeps.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 12:55:04

  25. Not everyone is as balanced and intelligent as troll #23. Some people need to be able to sit in a temple or church and have someone tell them everything is going to be OK without charging them $100/hr. or telling them to take pills. I like to go to the Buddhist temple near me and just sit there quietly when I need help. They don't bother me or ask for money. I make donations when I can.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:01:02

  26. I'd still bone Jenna Elfman. I'd duct tape her mouth shut if she started lipping off about thetans.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:06:48

  27. Wasn't it Xenu that got Tom Cruise out of the closet? In that episode of "South Park"?

    I just can't take Scientology seriously until they get some rappers as members. Like Flavor Flav.

    "Put a metal pot on your head, and shout out like yah just don't care! Yeah, yeah, boyz !"

    That's the ticket to societal acceptance.

    By Morgan, Pirate, on December 9, 2008 13:09:08

  28. Actually, they pretend to celebrate Christmas but internally it's referred to as "Cruisemas". The traditional gift is a black hanky, to be worn in the back right jeans pocket.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:10:54

  29. That means Lil' Wayne will be a member soon.

    By Birdman, on December 9, 2008 13:13:44

  30. Where is Plaxido Burress when you need him?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:18:59

  31. Niggaz ain't sharpshooters.

    By Plaxico, on December 9, 2008 13:23:26

  32. What would they all think of the game "Dead Space", it's religion "unitololgy" is clearly based on this.

    By silver_viper, on December 9, 2008 13:26:40

  33. #22: Xenu is my pal. I can speak of him whenever I feel like doing so.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:30:26

  34. David Carradine is a Scientologist? No wonder Uma Thurman had to Kill Bill.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:32:10

  35. Her eyes scare me like she wants to chop any mans dick off.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:37:53

  36. omg it's their sad attempt to appeal to those unhappy christians. so pathetic. these ppl are fucking leeches.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:37:57

  37. Is David Carradine really a Scientologist? I've never heard that before.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:40:26

  38. Scientology is gay and scientologists are stupid and crazy. Impossible to believe. And Jena Elfman is way off her rocker. Who accuses people of raping babies???

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 13:44:33

  39. I didn't know My Name is Earl is a Scientology advertisement. Now I know why I don't like it. Keep your stupid cult religion off my prime time network TV assholes.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:11:46

  40. NOO they stole Ethan Suplee, the bastards this means war!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:19:26

  41. given that they claim Jesus, Buddha and all the rest were part of a diabolical plan to lead humanity astray from Scientology's path, I'm not impressed by their party.

    And I bet they kill anyone who refers to Tommygirl as one of Santa's elves.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:27:36

  42. HOLY CRAP! "Grasshopper" looks like a fucking corpse!

    By Frank Barone, on December 9, 2008 14:50:39


  43. will smith still on the down low huh?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:53:16

  44. Scientology should be banned. I remember hearing a story about two parents going to jail for child neglect when their daughter died of pneumonia and were against medical help. (and they actually didn't regret it!) I really wish I knew where this story was from. I read it a couple of years ago.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 14:57:54

  45. @31- True dat, but R. Kelly could still pee on them.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 15:09:41

  46. Why don't people compare Scientology/L. Ron Hubbard to Jim Jones, David Koresh, Marshall Applewhite.....it's the same cult mentality. Scientology wants to get rich more than they want armageddon I guess.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 15:14:32

  47. All religion is bullshit.....

    islam?
    The prophet mohammed??
    Dude hung out in a desert/mideast cave, free of water and food, in 'contemplation'...

    He wrote down what came into his head.
    It took his 20years-older wife to convince him he wasn't crazy.

    My theory?
    The prophet mohammed was annoyed by his menopausal wife, took to hanging out in caves, and suffered the mental symptoms of heat stroke.

    Factor in the gullibility of 7th century people and you have a 'religion'...

    Prophet schmoffet....
    He was a violent, delusional cultist.

    The obvious difference between mohammed and david koresh?
    Koresh stayed in his own yard...:)

    By joejoe, on December 9, 2008 15:45:22

  48. Ugh...sorry guys, but they have a rapper:

    Doug E. Fresh.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 16:17:09

  49. I had no idea that David Carradine was gay.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 19:14:22

  50. I had no idea that David Carradine was gay.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 19:14:40

  51. The brown jumpsuit picture is eerie.

    Isn't one of the first signs of a cult when people all dress the same? Excluding the reindeer antlers >.>

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2008 19:53:19

  52. Even Anton LaVey said Hubbard was a jagoff.

    Can someone get a Hobbit or Harry Potter religion going? I wouldn't give them my money but I might dabble.

    By Staci, on December 10, 2008 04:33:01

  53. Erika has those Swimfan eyes again!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 07:38:36

  54. Reason 1,459 to NOT watch, My Name is Earl: the entire cast is apparently full of raging sociopaths who practice Scientology.
    Fuck you Jason Lee, you used to do good movies, now you're just a hillbilly who has not only effectively bastardized 'karma' and its meaning, but you also managed to defined it incorrectly as well... for an entire generation. nice work, chode.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 08:43:05

  55. No way! The girl from Privileged is a Scientologist? Weird. Seriously, how can they believe this freaky stuff. And Laura Prepon? Ethan Suplee? I knew Anne Archer's botoxed arse was a scientologist, but now that 2 on Privileged are in that boat, I can never view the show again. Sorry Will, you are a hottie.

    By Tish, on December 10, 2008 08:53:22

  56. 99% of atheists are retarded.
    we say god is the universe, they hear bearded ghost.
    atheists are the stupidest people other than scibots.

    By edc, on December 10, 2008 09:10:10

  57. "we say god is the universe"

    Great, more zealotry.

    Scientologists are crazy...oh, by the way...God definitely exists and anyone who doesn't believe in him is going to spend eternity underground in a fiery pit. I love that logic.

    Sorry pal, you have no right to criticize Tom Cruise, because you're just as crazy as him.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:28:47

  58. I def agree that Scientology is a cult. It is really sad because these people are so hooked! Tom Cruise wanted to be a monk, because he was such a good christin. He got introduced to a cult and now wants to be their spokesperson. Some people are just fervent and easily persuaded.

    By TANG, on December 10, 2008 12:00:12

  59. All religions are CULTS!

    By Jesus Christ, on December 10, 2008 14:31:37

  60. Cage match- Radical Islam vs. Scientology. Tom vs. Osama.
    Come on Xenu !

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 14:47:00

  61. how many outfit changes did jenna elfman do for this one party?

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 15:17:09

  62. Bunch of fucking freaks. I wish a space ship would come along and beam all those crazy mutherfucker up into space. They are a waste of air.

    By Fuck Scientologists, on December 10, 2008 15:52:53

  63. Who the hell ARE these people anyway?

    By capadigutz, on December 10, 2008 18:38:14

  64. I feel sorry for them

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 06:12:18

  65. Deport Pedro!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 10:36:26

  66. David Carradine not you too!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2008 17:59:03

  67. NO! NOT CRAB MAN!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2008 06:40:30

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