20 Comments:

1. Who really cares about this crazy-ass egomaniac any more??
   
   First, bitches!

   By Albatross, on December 10, 2008 08:14:16

2. He looks like shit in those pics.

   By Lohantastic, on December 10, 2008 08:35:55

3. Fucking retard.

   By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:01:41

4. Look! He's gesturing at the size of his penis in the banner pic!

   By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:20:17

5. OMG this is such awesome news. I can't wait to see all crazy gay shit he has stored in that phone. No doubt there are love notes between him and David Miscavige.

   By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:40:06

6. Albatross, take that "first" shit to Perez Hilton you fucking cunt.

   By i hate you, on December 10, 2008 09:42:11

7. What are the chances that the Blackberry contains
   nude photos and/or sex videos featureing Tom
   and Katie? (or Tom and Nicole Kidman)
   
   

   By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:49:47

8. Tommy doesn't like naked girls.

   By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 09:53:50

9. Gee, i wonder who he calls regularly....late at night

   By Toe, on December 10, 2008 10:00:07

10. lol.
    i cant wait for this shit to find the web.
    
    #7-not even close.
    more like travolta and will smith.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 10:53:03

11. I think it looks like he's showing the size of his shoe lifts in the banner pic.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 10:55:45

12. WTF, has AIDS finally caught up with this dude? He looks pekid.

    By Icemame, on December 10, 2008 11:06:49

13. Photo caption: "Thank God the first one was only about this big..."

    By Staci, on December 10, 2008 11:41:16

14. Hopefully we'll find out if Katie wears a white or black strapon. I say black, because when Tom decides to do something, he does it big.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 12:16:05

15. "John, be sure to wear the frilly pink dress and Marilyn Monroe wig, and be sure to squeal 'You're so BIG' at least three times. Tom."

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 14:10:40

16. hit him with a fucking pie

    By Sara Lee, on December 10, 2008 14:32:33

17. @15- That's only if John wears his pilot uniform.
    Role-playing baby !

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 14:44:02

18. Gosh he's looking really OLD now

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2008 15:48:25

19. "Why does every guy have in his note section Estimated Depth of Colon?"

    By thebig28, on December 10, 2008 16:23:56

20. Okay, sure, I hate this creepy little suckass cultbot, it's no secret, but… JESUS, he looks like shit here. I mean, he looks like he's dying. Is he currently filming Nobody Puts Road House In A Corner: The Patrick Swayze Story? This is a man (heh) who has never, ever been anything less than slightly pudgy his entire life. Filled out those awful jeans in that way that he had, sort of not really fat but just, I dunno--very, very unattractive. That head, like a block of cheese. And now look at him. Could the wheat paste rice water saw palmetto bug drink finally have done its work?

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on December 11, 2008 01:29:52