I've never met a pregnant woman who considered herself beautiful while her belly was 78 times its normal size, her ankles were swelled to the size of her calves, and hemorrhoids were hanging out of her butt. Throw in all the moodiness, backaches, painful feet, and inability to sleep well, and it's a wonder more people don't get slapped by pregnant women when some well-meaning idiot calls them "beautiful." Sure, it's a beautiful EXPERIENCE and all, but unless you're Angelina Holie and think that you're the first person on earth to ever get pregnant and that being pregnant elevates you to goddess level, you're probably not feeling too beautiful when you really start to get big.
As a pregnant woman, I can attest to the fact that pregnancy is sheer hell. Yes Im excited to meet my child, and yes I'm sure it will all be worth it, but it's fucking hell I tell you. Looks like Affleck's Mrs is doing it with some grace, so good for her. Most of the time I look and feel like a bucket of wet hair.
i hate that pregnant women are beautiful shit, im a woman and i think the whole pregnacy crap is ugly (fucking ugly that is!) makes any beautiful woman look like some alien monster! XD
i was a cute preggie woman! yay!! didnt have swollen feet or 'roids, but my stomach did look like i was carrying about 8 people in there!! haha' all worth it though for my beautiful angel at last... HOWEVER do not ask me about childbrith....! f****ckkosjtg HELL!!!!
Who ever comes up with this crap should be ashamed on them selves. Your attitude to pregnancy is disgusting. These people are creating LIFE.. what are you doing? except sitting on your most likely fat ass and bitching about celebs? Take a good look at yourself!!!
Yeah, pregnancy is hell. I've had 3 children (2 of them a set of twins). But what did you expect Jennifer Garner to look like? A God-damned Victoria's Secret model? Oh, I guess pregnancy is only acceptable if you do it the Victoria Beckham way--which is, you only eat frozen grapes and baby peas and only gain 10 pounds. Not saying you have to do it the Britney Spears way, either (those #3's at McDonald's 5 times a day for 9 months will actually have you mistaken for a whale). I think people need to lay off of Jenn. She still looks better than I don't know, say Angelina "Inflate Lips to 60 PSI" Jolie, and a lot less of an egomaniac. And she got her man the right way--by NOT ripping him away from the wife he had at home.
yeah, #12, because once he gets though the door it'll be like half an hour before it will open again, right? so, he's got like, a 12 second head start on her, so what? what difference does it make? perhaps he's blocking paps in front of them? maybe she feels more comfortable behind him, with him leading the way? jesus, i'm all for shredding celebs, but you're actually bitching because he's walking in front of her! seriously?
Fuck, she's a whale because she's pregnant. He's a fucking beached whale who looks like he's spending too much time with bookies and whores to get in the fucking gym and work off that big ass of his. What an overrated ugly fat fuck.
That's the most stupid comment I have heard about pregnant women, yes it's not a pleasure and it's a law of nature it can't be helped, Jen is still beautiful, if you have a problem with pregnant women you should tell your mom she shouldn't have produced you.I bet she had hard times carrying you through for 9 months.....as for not touching a woman again.....your sexual orientation presents no interest whatsoever, don't you think?
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Leave Your CommentI've never met a pregnant woman who considered herself beautiful while her belly was 78 times its normal size, her ankles were swelled to the size of her calves, and hemorrhoids were hanging out of her butt. Throw in all the moodiness, backaches, painful feet, and inability to sleep well, and it's a wonder more people don't get slapped by pregnant women when some well-meaning idiot calls them "beautiful." Sure, it's a beautiful EXPERIENCE and all, but unless you're Angelina Holie and think that you're the first person on earth to ever get pregnant and that being pregnant elevates you to goddess level, you're probably not feeling too beautiful when you really start to get big.
By sad but true, on January 4, 2009 09:35:05
Dave is lame.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 09:42:36
You are all lame. She is a beautful pregnant
Woman. Carrying a baby is an amazing blessed
Privilege. I'm glad you don't plan on procreating
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 10:03:00
As a pregnant woman, I can attest to the fact that pregnancy is sheer hell. Yes Im excited to meet my child, and yes I'm sure it will all be worth it, but it's fucking hell I tell you. Looks like Affleck's Mrs is doing it with some grace, so good for her. Most of the time I look and feel like a bucket of wet hair.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 12:25:38
Shouldn't Ben be off somewhere gambling?
I mean, priorities man!
By Morgan, on January 4, 2009 13:00:39
i hate that pregnant women are beautiful shit, im a woman and i think the whole pregnacy crap is ugly (fucking ugly that is!) makes any beautiful woman look like some alien monster! XD
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 13:08:18
She's a sperm whale!!! LOLOLOLOL
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 14:48:28
i was a cute preggie woman! yay!! didnt have swollen feet or 'roids, but my stomach did look like i was carrying about 8 people in there!! haha'
all worth it though for my beautiful angel at last...
HOWEVER do not ask me about childbrith....!
f****ckkosjtg HELL!!!!
Jenny looks good.
By Dee, on January 4, 2009 15:30:27
who the hell is "Dave"?...IDLYITW has taken a dive
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 15:31:03
Who ever comes up with this crap should be ashamed on them selves. Your attitude to pregnancy is disgusting.
These people are creating LIFE.. what are you doing? except sitting on your most likely fat ass and bitching about celebs?
Take a good look at yourself!!!
By Jodie., on January 5, 2009 09:31:20
Yeah, pregnancy is hell. I've had 3 children (2 of them a set of twins). But what did you expect Jennifer Garner to look like? A God-damned Victoria's Secret model? Oh, I guess pregnancy is only acceptable if you do it the Victoria Beckham way--which is, you only eat frozen grapes and baby peas and only gain 10 pounds. Not saying you have to do it the Britney Spears way, either (those #3's at McDonald's 5 times a day for 9 months will actually have you mistaken for a whale). I think people need to lay off of Jenn. She still looks better than I don't know, say Angelina "Inflate Lips to 60 PSI" Jolie, and a lot less of an egomaniac. And she got her man the right way--by NOT ripping him away from the wife he had at home.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 11:04:28
It's nice that he's letting his probably in labor pregnant wife in the door first. What a selfish jackhole...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 11:08:41
yeah, #12, because once he gets though the door it'll be like half an hour before it will open again, right? so, he's got like, a 12 second head start on her, so what? what difference does it make? perhaps he's blocking paps in front of them? maybe she feels more comfortable behind him, with him leading the way? jesus, i'm all for shredding celebs, but you're actually bitching because he's walking in front of her! seriously?
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 12:23:17
aint that ur mum!!!?? oh gosh ure an ass whole!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 15:48:17
Fuck, she's a whale because she's pregnant. He's a fucking beached whale who looks like he's spending too much time with bookies and whores to get in the fucking gym and work off that big ass of his. What an overrated ugly fat fuck.
By sushi, on January 5, 2009 17:05:39
Never have children? That's sad. You'll never know what you've missed then.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 19:26:59
That's the most stupid comment I have heard about pregnant women, yes it's not a pleasure and it's a law of nature it can't be helped, Jen is still beautiful, if you have a problem with pregnant women you should tell your mom she shouldn't have produced you.I bet she had hard times carrying you through for 9 months.....as for not touching a woman again.....your sexual orientation presents no interest whatsoever, don't you think?
By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 01:31:30
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