I am against their getting married if that means they are going to adopt another 20 kids from places like whizzastan and fuctardistan. Dudes, just but an orphanage !
Probably just a slip of the tongue, Whenever couples have been together for quite awhile, its kind of natural to refer to them as husband and wife, even if you know they legally are not, but basically are.
Living in sin!!! They will never prosper because they are ADULTERS. HOME RECKING ADULTERS WHO FORCINATE TOGETHER AND MAKE they are wrong. WRONG and also very pretensious SNOBSNOBSNOBS
Maybe that explains why, for quite some time, Brad has been photographed wearing a wedding ring on his right hand as Europeans do. This makes even more sense since the Jolie-Pitts are Euro wannabes and like the (currently frozen by the Russians) Euros, assume Americans are stupid and wouldn't figure this out.
I really don't think i would want to see angelina naked , I am sure she has the deflated baloon stomache now covered in nasty stretched out tattoos. , bet her tits sag down to her belly now too without a bra after breastfeeding the twins, breastfeeding makes ugly tits!
Obviously you are stupid enough to think Europeans wear the wedding ring on the right hand (which they dont). But I bet you actually never left the states, right? Idiot.
You all are morons. This bitch is a hot piece of ass after giving birth to 3 kids, and she is still thin. Even Playboy still wants her, they haven't offered that to Jennifer "I am whiny" Aniston, who admitted her pics were PHOTO SHOPPED! Wow, get over the Aniston pussy eating! She is washed up!
#7 - a beautiful and mysterious golden glow emanated from the briefcase whenever it was opened. Its contents were never revealed, but it was obviously a valuable treasure. So that sounds about right.
However, why Brad married that man-chinned, thick nosed bore in the first place is the REAL mystery.
28, she may look thin under her girdle and clothes, but trust me her belly looks like a deflated balloon and her tits are saggy. brad ain't no prize either thoughm he is old wrinkly and ugly, not to mention unfaithful, untrustworthy. they are perfect for each other.
Joeblo, you are too funny! Seriously, this is an attempt at humour, right?
Cause I'm pretty sure you've never been anywhere near either of the two of them to be saying "trust me" that's what they look like. But keep dreaming. LOL!
No but I have been near a woman that has had twins and woman who has breast fed twins, she looked fine with her clothes on, but once the bra came off, and the tummy not fat just empty and streched, you have never seen a deflated balloon stomache???? Of course miss vanity probably had some sort of tuck, but still with twins things do not go back the way they were even with the tummy tuck, plus I have seen pics of the tats before being streched to hell, I can only imagine how bad they must look, the huge cross and shit she had all over her belly.
Did anyone cathc the evil glare angie was giving poor Anne Hathaway at the awards, when Anne beat jolie, hahahaha, she looked like a pissed little brat, awwww her and her hubby brad won nothing, not one of the 5 awards they were nominated for, ahahahahaahhaha.
Eh, the person who said they were "married" probably just said that because they are so together. People I know refer to them as husband and wife too... a lot of people just assume they are married since they act like it. So I don't think whoever said that necessarily had some inside scoop that they let slip during the interview.
That said, who really gives a fuck if they are married? What would be different then? Nothing, just a piece of paper.
hey, wonder why ang wore such a sack at the golden globes, oh wait I know, to hide the saggy tits and streched out tummy skin, yeah, she is not hot anymore, time for matronly sacks that hide you body for ole angie. guess it is time to go back to the pet store, uh I mean adoption agency and get a new pet, uh I mean kid.
Who's the biggest liar in hollywood, that would be adoptalina jolie, how many lies has the bitch told. NOW come to find out the bitched mom really wasn't from france, yeah she moved to france but she grew up in middle america, her grandparents wern't even from Frane, unless you consider being french canadian french. That woman has told so many lies guess that is part of being totally crazy and insane.
I am clearly a chic cause I'd rther see JA naked than stretched out tatooed and saggy AJ???? yeah ok, not all men are attracted AJ, trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By BarbadoSlim, on January 8, 2009 05:28:06
meh
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 05:42:25
"brad...BRAD! Are we cool?"
"Oh yeah, we're cool."
By Jules, on January 8, 2009 06:25:12
Hilarious!
By Bene, on January 8, 2009 07:55:03
If they are not married, they should do it for the kids...I can't stand either one of them, but thats not the childrens fault.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 09:28:00
Is it even legal to marry an alien?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:09:46
Remind me again what happened with the briefcase...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:10:22
I am against their getting married if that means they are going to adopt another 20 kids from places like whizzastan and fuctardistan.
Dudes, just but an orphanage !
By Morgan, on January 8, 2009 10:28:33
Probably just a slip of the tongue, Whenever couples have been together for quite awhile, its kind of natural to refer to them as husband and wife, even if you know they legally are not, but basically are.
By mMm, on January 8, 2009 10:29:39
Living in sin!!! They will never prosper because they are ADULTERS. HOME RECKING ADULTERS WHO FORCINATE TOGETHER AND MAKE they are wrong. WRONG and also very pretensious SNOBSNOBSNOBS
By team fart, on January 8, 2009 10:32:07
I doubt its true... no-no
By rumawalker, on January 8, 2009 10:34:08
The depth of my indifference knows no bounds.
By Klip, on January 8, 2009 11:02:53
Can't be true, she's bent over my coffee table right now
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 11:15:15
Jesus, if she had any more teeth Angie could moonlight as a woodchipper.
By Polp, on January 8, 2009 12:00:03
Hooray #10!
Illiterate people are awesome!
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 12:17:18
Angelina looked strange that night...something looked off in her face.
By Money, on January 8, 2009 12:18:03
Maybe that explains why, for quite some time, Brad has been photographed wearing a wedding ring on his right hand as Europeans do. This makes even more sense since the Jolie-Pitts are Euro wannabes and like the (currently frozen by the Russians) Euros, assume Americans are stupid and wouldn't figure this out.
By Sami, on January 8, 2009 12:22:00
Hooray #15!
People oblivious to obvious humor and sarcasm are awesomer!
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 12:26:44
I don't know. #10 does seem like a pretty accurate depiction of an Anniston fan.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 12:42:25
"Angelina looked strange that night...something looked off in her face."
By Money, on January 8, 2009 12:18:03
It's called turning into an old hag.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 12:51:50
But when is Angelina going to pose nude with a tie?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 13:38:38
That doesn't mean they're married. I was with my ex for so long and we had 2 kids together. We called each other husband and wife all the time.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:17:54
#21, she doesn't need to pose with a tie. Just watch some of her older movies and you can see her naked for all the world to see. I suggest Gia.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 16:24:20
That fits with the blind item claiming Angelina will soon come up with some humungus news that will take the spotlight off Maniston and back on her...
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 00:53:25
Great, now I hope he cheats on her too.
By patti, on January 9, 2009 02:14:47
I really don't think i would want to see angelina naked , I am sure she has the deflated baloon stomache now covered in nasty stretched out tattoos. , bet her tits sag down to her belly now too without a bra after breastfeeding the twins, breastfeeding makes ugly tits!
By Joeblo, on January 9, 2009 02:23:51
hey, no. 17
Obviously you are stupid enough to think Europeans wear the wedding ring on the right hand (which they dont). But I bet you actually never left the states, right? Idiot.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 03:40:54
You all are morons. This bitch is a hot piece of ass after giving birth to 3 kids, and she is still thin. Even Playboy still wants her, they haven't offered that to Jennifer "I am whiny" Aniston, who admitted her pics were PHOTO SHOPPED! Wow, get over the Aniston pussy eating! She is washed up!
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 08:46:41
#7 - a beautiful and mysterious golden glow emanated from the briefcase whenever it was opened. Its contents were never revealed, but it was obviously a valuable treasure. So that sounds about right.
However, why Brad married that man-chinned, thick nosed bore in the first place is the REAL mystery.
By Red Cat, on January 9, 2009 14:59:59
28, she may look thin under her girdle and clothes, but trust me her belly looks like a deflated balloon and her tits are saggy.
brad ain't no prize either thoughm he is old wrinkly and ugly, not to mention unfaithful, untrustworthy. they are perfect for each other.
By Joeblo, on January 10, 2009 02:42:37
Joeblo, you are too funny! Seriously, this is an attempt at humour, right?
Cause I'm pretty sure you've never been anywhere near either of the two of them to be saying "trust me" that's what they look like. But keep dreaming. LOL!
By anonymous, on January 10, 2009 10:05:47
No but I have been near a woman that has had twins and woman who has breast fed twins, she looked fine with her clothes on, but once the bra came off, and the tummy not fat just empty and streched, you have never seen a deflated balloon stomache????
Of course miss vanity probably had some sort of tuck, but still with twins things do not go back the way they were even with the tummy tuck, plus I have seen pics of the tats before being streched to hell, I can only imagine how bad they must look, the huge cross and shit she had all over her belly.
By Joeblo, on January 11, 2009 01:31:48
What is going on wih her face? I don't rember her looking that "joker" like, is she having work or is she botoxed to look like the joker???
By Lynna, on January 11, 2009 01:36:39
Did anyone cathc the evil glare angie was giving poor Anne Hathaway at the awards, when Anne beat jolie, hahahaha, she looked like a pissed little brat, awwww her and her hubby brad won nothing, not one of the 5 awards they were nominated for, ahahahahaahhaha.
By Angiehater, on January 11, 2009 01:56:38
What did she do to her face????????
Why is it so tight and plastic looking???
why ang why???????????
By Donna, on January 11, 2009 02:13:24
Eh, the person who said they were "married" probably just said that because they are so together. People I know refer to them as husband and wife too... a lot of people just assume they are married since they act like it. So I don't think whoever said that necessarily had some inside scoop that they let slip during the interview.
That said, who really gives a fuck if they are married? What would be different then? Nothing, just a piece of paper.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2009 21:18:54
hey, wonder why ang wore such a sack at the golden globes, oh wait I know, to hide the saggy tits and streched out tummy skin, yeah, she is not hot anymore, time for matronly sacks that hide you body for ole angie.
guess it is time to go back to the pet store, uh I mean adoption agency and get a new pet, uh I mean kid.
By joeblo, on January 13, 2009 00:33:04
Joe blo, why 'joe' when you're clearly a chick?
By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 09:46:12
Who's the biggest liar in hollywood, that would be adoptalina jolie, how many lies has the bitch told.
NOW come to find out the bitched mom really wasn't from france, yeah she moved to france but she grew up in middle america, her grandparents wern't even from Frane, unless you consider being french canadian french.
That woman has told so many lies guess that is part of being totally crazy and insane.
By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 00:47:19
I am clearly a chic cause I'd rther see JA naked than stretched out tatooed and saggy AJ???? yeah ok, not all men are attracted AJ, trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Joeblo, on January 25, 2009 01:47:33
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