lol @ Katie Holmes as the "All-American college girl". this is 2009, not 1997. the only thing "fresh" about Katie's face is the new herp sores on her lips and the deeper shade of brown circles under her sad robot eyes.
AHAHAHAHA!! Oh my God! I love how she says that Lindsey Lohan would probably do a large volume of customers. One professional knows another just from sight.
Any dude who would spend $1000 an hour for a dumbass like slutney, or a diseased whore like pearass has way too much money & too little brains. Go to any college, flash $1000 and you can get a much hotter college chick for an entire weekend, who will fuck you like it's going out of style. That's why GGW still has hot chicks showing their titties; some hot college chicks will do anything for a dollar...
This is nuts. If you want an erotic experience with Britney, Lindsay, or Paris here's what you do:
1)grab a good book 2)read until it's your turn 3)enjoy (and wear a condom, for the love of God)!
Good call on Katie Holmes by the way. With all due respect to Todd and his penis, you absolutely cannot discount the 'creepy old guy looking for the girl next door' factor. She'd be one rich bitch.
No suprise here that most of these "celebrities" would be considered low-price "do'ables". With limited respect to your consultant pimp I have heard some arab sheiks and the lot have paid 25k and up for a "date" with barely well known fashion models and celebrities. Certainly Kate or Angelina should then be worth the equivalent of a Bentley, no? I bet he could make more on Amy Winehouse than Britt, Lindsay, or Paris. The kink factor, you know.
"She's covered in weird tattoos, she has cut marks on her arm, her vag is like hallway from popping out rugrats and her breath smells like her brother's dick. I want my eight grand back."
Todd you racist as*hole! its so obvious you added that bit about rihanna and asians not doing well yourself! Jeez you are such a racist tool! why are you so against non-whites? what's your problem man?
No offence Todd but your pimp is full of crap! No business for Black or Asian models? everyone knows the whole asian babe kink thing..
and seriously you think if your silly pimp friend was lucky enough to have Beyonce or Halle or Zhiyi Zhang on her staff list she wouldnt be able to find them work? puh-leeze.
Uh, the same goes for asian or black models on the covers of fashion magazines: they never sell as well. It may not be fair, but it is the way it is. Don't think the pimp (or Todd [duh]) is making it up.
The market for asian "escorts" is predominantly asian men; for black girls, Italians.
Angelina? Maybe. All the others? FUCK NAW!! Sorority Bitches & Las Vegas brothel babes would get my money before those other skanks do? I doubt this madams' credentials & her tastes in women from this list of turds. Paris Hilton indeed. Bullshit! You go fuck her then bitch. Better yet, fuck amy winehouse. Seriously, how do YOU stay in business?!
Can someone please donate a cause for britany to wear a new style of sunglasses...& put on underwear for christ's sakes?! Acessorize Already!It's 2009!
Men pay high dollars to have sex with women who would never have sex with them in real life. The prostitutes who get paid over $1000 an hour are almost always girls who look like models and they're almost always WHITE with blond hair. Asian girls and black girls can't charge that much because no one will pay that much for them. That's just reality. Ask any pimp or madam and they will tell you the same thing.
If I pay $1,000/hr for SLUTney, does that include seeing her attacking cars, shaving her head, going crazy, going to rehab 3x, snatch flashing & kidnapping her kids? If so, sign me up; with that much entertainment, it's a bargain...
This is hilarious. People here are pissed off because asians & blacks are being catagorized as not being "high class whores"? SO THE FUCK WHAT? Get a life, people. These whores will all fuck anyone for money; doesn't matter if they're asian, black or white (especially SHITney)...
So #23, your point is that blonde women would never have sex with men normally? really? intresting.. and you agree with the 'madam' that men would pay more to sleep with Britney Spears than Rihanna?
I'm so tired of slutney, whorehan & pearass. I wish they would all get in a car driven by kim lardASSian & drive off a tall cliff. Life would be so much better then...
There's always an alarming fear she will go renegade native, barf, fart and tear up the place and burn your clothes and maybe shave your head and hers and knit a bikini bottom with the shaven locks factor about her.
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Leave Your CommentI haven't seen a Britney ass crack pic for a while. I didn't miss it.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 18:01:12
Katie would have had a huge market before tom cruise melted her brain, but $3000 now? No way.
And please drop this dave clown. Your posts are awesome, but his posts are lame and he isn't funny. You couldn't find anyone better than him?
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 19:13:16
lol @ Katie Holmes as the "All-American college girl". this is 2009, not 1997. the only thing "fresh" about Katie's face is the new herp sores on her lips and the deeper shade of brown circles under her sad robot eyes.
By FemmeFatale, on January 4, 2009 19:22:15
AHAHAHAHA!! Oh my God! I love how she says that Lindsey Lohan would probably do a large volume of customers. One professional knows another just from sight.
By Randi, on January 4, 2009 19:44:44
Any dude who would spend $1000 an hour for a dumbass like slutney, or a diseased whore like pearass has way too much money & too little brains. Go to any college, flash $1000 and you can get a much hotter college chick for an entire weekend, who will fuck you like it's going out of style. That's why GGW still has hot chicks showing their titties; some hot college chicks will do anything for a dollar...
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 20:28:54
why did you have to show a doucheney upskirt? my eyes are bleeding right now...
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 20:30:10
This is nuts. If you want an erotic experience with Britney, Lindsay, or Paris here's what you do:
1)grab a good book
2)read until it's your turn
3)enjoy (and wear a condom, for the love of God)!
Good call on Katie Holmes by the way. With all due respect to Todd and his penis, you absolutely cannot discount the 'creepy old guy looking for the girl next door' factor. She'd be one rich bitch.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 21:57:43
I agree the only one worth anything is Angelina. I'd rob my own mother for that!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 08:28:54
I would pay top $$$ for Rhianna, the only chick worth anything on this list of ho's
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 09:13:52
So why has no one commented on Britney's nasty asshole hair. Ummm....G R O S S.
By Xtina, on January 5, 2009 09:28:50
No suprise here that most of these "celebrities" would be considered low-price "do'ables". With limited respect to your consultant pimp I have heard some arab sheiks and the lot have paid 25k and up for a "date" with barely well known fashion models and celebrities.
Certainly Kate or Angelina should then be worth the equivalent of a Bentley, no?
I bet he could make more on Amy Winehouse than Britt, Lindsay, or Paris. The kink factor, you know.
By Morgan, on January 5, 2009 09:30:03
"She's covered in weird tattoos, she has cut marks on her arm, her vag is like hallway from popping out rugrats and her breath smells like her brother's dick. I want my eight grand back."
By thebig28, on January 5, 2009 09:32:19
#6, You, sir, are hilarious.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 09:38:47
So Paris would net $1k? How much if she wasn't taking Valtrex?
By Huge Ackman, on January 5, 2009 10:10:14
Shit, I'm a hot housewife with two kids and I'll fuck you for only $500. As long as you schedule it during nap time.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 11:05:23
Todd you racist as*hole!
its so obvious you added that bit about rihanna and asians not doing well yourself!
Jeez you are such a racist tool!
why are you so against non-whites?
what's your problem man?
By dee, on January 5, 2009 11:15:46
No offence Todd but your pimp is full of crap!
No business for Black or Asian models? everyone knows the whole asian babe kink thing..
and seriously you think if your silly pimp friend was lucky enough to have Beyonce or Halle or Zhiyi Zhang on her staff list she wouldnt be able to find them work?
puh-leeze.
By Anon, on January 5, 2009 11:40:06
Uh, the same goes for asian or black models on the covers of fashion magazines: they never sell as well. It may not be fair, but it is the way it is. Don't think the pimp (or Todd [duh]) is making it up.
The market for asian "escorts" is predominantly asian men; for black girls, Italians.
By Kert, on January 5, 2009 13:18:21
List was pretty much right on the money--when these girls were at their prime. But right now? For a few; not so much.
By Heidi Fleiss, on January 5, 2009 13:28:23
Angelina? Maybe. All the others? FUCK NAW!! Sorority Bitches & Las Vegas brothel babes would get my money before those other skanks do? I doubt this madams' credentials & her tastes in women from this list of turds. Paris Hilton indeed. Bullshit! You go fuck her then bitch. Better yet, fuck amy winehouse. Seriously, how do YOU stay in business?!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 14:04:30
Can someone please donate a cause for britany to wear a new style of sunglasses...& put on underwear for christ's sakes?! Acessorize Already!It's 2009!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 14:19:17
What FUCKING ever... I'd pay more to fuck Ashley Alexandra Dupre than any of the whores Kristin Davis just listed off.
By Tony, on January 5, 2009 15:34:14
Men pay high dollars to have sex with women who would never have sex with them in real life. The prostitutes who get paid over $1000 an hour are almost always girls who look like models and they're almost always WHITE with blond hair. Asian girls and black girls can't charge that much because no one will pay that much for them. That's just reality. Ask any pimp or madam and they will tell you the same thing.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 15:47:48
If I pay $1,000/hr for SLUTney, does that include seeing her attacking cars, shaving her head, going crazy, going to rehab 3x, snatch flashing & kidnapping her kids? If so, sign me up; with that much entertainment, it's a bargain...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 16:16:16
This is hilarious. People here are pissed off because asians & blacks are being catagorized as not being "high class whores"? SO THE FUCK WHAT? Get a life, people. These whores will all fuck anyone for money; doesn't matter if they're asian, black or white (especially SHITney)...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 16:43:28
So #23, your point is that blonde women would never have sex with men normally? really? intresting..
and you agree with the 'madam' that men would pay more to sleep with Britney Spears than Rihanna?
hmm..in that case i think Rihanna is damn lucky.
By Anon, on January 5, 2009 16:45:20
No mention of the going rate for Latinas?
Eva Mendes didnt make the list? interesting...
white on white pimping...
white people are so funny.
By Bella, on January 5, 2009 16:47:51
I'm so tired of slutney, whorehan & pearass. I wish they would all get in a car driven by kim lardASSian & drive off a tall cliff. Life would be so much better then...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 18:41:47
cripes.. what could i get for 20 bucks, a half used roll of Charmin (strong), a slightly used Fleshlite and a bottle of MD 20/20??
and i like Britney's hairy ass crack..
By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 19:11:36
There's always an alarming fear she will go renegade native, barf, fart and tear up the place and burn your clothes and maybe shave your head and hers and knit a bikini bottom with the shaven locks factor about her.
By Killershoes, on January 6, 2009 05:49:54
I wish i was white with blonde hair.
By Toe, on January 6, 2009 06:24:59
It's so unfair that black and asian girls can't be filthy whores like white girls...
By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 07:41:52
$1000 my ass. Her ass could be had for a bag of Cheetos and a frap any time of day.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 08:10:30
What it would cost to get rid of the STD's after fucking each of the following.
Britney Spears. $2,000 easy.
Paris Hilton. $1,500 an hour.
Lindsay Lohan. $1,800 an hour.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 08:16:24
I gotta say, the Slutney/Doucheney/Pearass(?) shit makes you sound about 12 years old.
im looking at you 28...and others
By anonymous, on January 6, 2009 08:56:58
See? I was right. Black women are not attractive!
By Dr. Detroit, on January 6, 2009 09:09:36
@15- You forgot to add, " me love you long time".
Now post on Craigslist and voila!
By Bitter Human Being, on January 6, 2009 13:53:48
You could probably get Britney for free if you could pry her away from Daddy dearest.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 10:36:22
Angelina Jolie is foul . . . .
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 14:00:24
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