23 Comments:

1. who the fuck cares?

   By Tweety, on January 16, 2009 05:13:57

2. that is hilarious!

   By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 05:35:12

3. please let this be true.
   
   MOAR!

   By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 05:44:31

4. It is true, she admitted herself on one of her shows that she did crack, and it was a big mistake. On another blog, her exact words are quoted on what she said regarding her stint with crack/coke

   By Moreaces, on January 16, 2009 06:37:39

5. Not surprising to me...If your black, you've smoked crack, no biggie.

   By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 06:52:13

6. how do you think she loses all that fat, she is fat again so is CRACK TIME

   By crack head o, on January 16, 2009 07:06:29

7. Crack whore.

   By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 07:06:49

8. Forgive me for my ignorance, but isn't this old news? I thought it was common knowledge that Oprah had a drug problem in the early 80s?
   
   A big part of the reason she got her show was because she was the sassy black woman who used to do drugs and was telling people that they shouldn't do them, in her sassy, 'go girl' kind of way.
   
   The lesson kids - do drugs and you will become the most powerful black person on Earth.

   By thebig28, on January 16, 2009 07:46:23

9. as recently as 1984? if my math is right that is 25 YEARS AGO!!! recently, not so much

   By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 08:15:52

10. Are these old pics of her? 'Cause, I thought she was, like, a fatass again?

    By Sorceressss, on January 16, 2009 08:19:46

11. "one" not "on". And, really, as early as 1983??? Who cares?

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 08:24:47

12. She's looking more and more like a cocker spaniel with each passing year.....
    
    Which is fitting, since she does have a natural urge to chase after pussies.
    
    

    By joejoe, on January 16, 2009 08:37:40

13. Hey! Guess who is on the cover of Oprah Magazine this month!!!
    
    She looks like Apollo Creed in his last round with Ivan Drago

    By x24, on January 16, 2009 08:56:57

14. Let's hope karma snaps back so that fug pig lights herself on fire a la Richard Pryor next time she decides to freebase. This evil bitch is poisoning women's minds with her bullshit and then blazes down some rocks in a lightbulb during the breaks.

    By THE Internet Tough Guy, on January 16, 2009 11:01:06

15. Randolph Cook? Wasn't he one of the bad guy brothers in Trading Places?

    By Cinghiale, on January 16, 2009 11:02:11

16. 25 Years ago is recent?
    Sheesh! you love to bring people down.
    
    How about rewording it to: Oprah is 25 years clean.
    
    "When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 11:22:05

17. She looks good here. Good for her! I wouldn't call 25 years ago recent. Obviously, Oprah couldn't have a drug habit and continue to have the phenomenal success she's had. This guy is looking for some cash, period.
    
    I'm not an Oprah fan. But, on the rare occasion I've heard her speak she sounds intelligent and seems to have a curiosity about life. If we've got to have celebrities I don't mind having Oprah as one of them.

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 11:31:41

18. So that explains the hefty weight fluctuations! Them junkies gotta have them snacks after getting high!

    By anonymous, on January 16, 2009 12:58:23

19. I too had a secret affair with Miss Oprah Winfrey. We even had cute pet names for each other, as secret lovers do. I used to call her "Miss Winfrey" and she would call me a cab to drive me home every time I went over to visit her. Of course the nice cab drivers would always insist I stay over at their building for the night whenever they picked me up. It was nicer that my place, and they even gave me a bologna sandwich and a free phone call.
    Anyhoo, I can't really divulge all that went on during our affair; suffice it to say it's not as easy getting 101 Dalmatian puppies together as they made it seem in the movie...

    By Holden Magroin, on January 16, 2009 14:02:10

20. "Hey! Guess who is on the cover of Oprah Magazine this month!!!"
    
    ROFL!!

    By Jess, on January 16, 2009 16:37:21

21. OKRA (as I like to call her ) has always been a media whore and ALWAYS will be !
    I wouldn't be surprised if she claims it was HER that got Obama elected !! LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on January 16, 2009 20:23:46

22. She is like God to alot of people (sheep)no one will care.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 01:30:43

23. #21, don't you mean 'Orca'?

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 09:03:03