Dave, man... I know you gotta thing for this girl but does that mean you have to post the least revealing pictures of this chic as possible? C'mon man I know we were founded by uptight stiff ass puritan assholes, but we're living in the future dude. Like the fifth element Debo is our Prez ya heard? AKA tits please...
I am so sick of checking out this website and having to read shitty posts by Dave. When is Todd coming back? I don't give a rat's ass about lily allen and her stupid white hat. I know this doesn't pertain to this post but it's the most recent one.
Seriously, who is this Dave guy? I guess I was "out to lunch" when Todd left. I used to be somewhat amused from being insulted by disgustingly sexist comments. Now I'm just bored. I also do not care about Lily Allen's hat, if I did, I would go to gofugyourself.com.
I looooooooove me some Zooey (such a cutie!), and I've just about turned on Katy Perry for bitin' her image... but was Zooey on Vicodin or something during this photoshoot?
And she's friggin' engaged!? WHAT!? There goes my chance at a Deschanel three way :-(
Yeah, Katy Perry is a effing weirdo, running around in the most absurd get ups ever, hope she falls off the earth soon then Zooey doesn't have to be compared with that talentless hack anymore, just because they slightly look like each other
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By sinaplenty, on January 20, 2009 06:31:51
I'm going to marry her sister just to get a little closer, not that there is anything wrong with her but she's no Zooey.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 06:52:04
I thought about insulting this post, but I felt bad so didn't.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 06:55:44
I think she's pretty and I'm a chick. She has the cute nerdy thing going on, who doesn't love that?
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 07:14:54
Meh.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 07:49:58
She wishes she had katie's rack. I'd say that zoe is more like the poor man's katie. Both cute, but rack always wins out.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 08:01:26
Dave, man... I know you gotta thing for this girl but does that mean you have to post the least revealing pictures of this chic as possible? C'mon man I know we were founded by uptight stiff ass puritan assholes, but we're living in the future dude. Like the fifth element Debo is our Prez ya heard?
AKA
tits please...
By This has gotta stop..., on January 20, 2009 08:17:56
She is weird and odd, yet I somehow can't help but like her.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 08:37:59
There's something very intriguing about this chick. I wonder what her asshole tastes like.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 08:45:41
I hope for the day that she becomes single again...and I can go after her just like Katy Perry...
By MPT, on January 20, 2009 08:45:56
I'm sorry but both Katy and this chick are ugly as sin.......
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 08:52:40
Meh. I still like her sister Emily better.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 09:27:50
Congrats Dave, this was kinda funny!! Your getting there buddy.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 10:41:38
Self deprecation won't work, Dave. You suck.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 11:24:00
How old are you Dave? Be honest.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 11:53:59
I am so sick of checking out this website and having to read shitty posts by Dave. When is Todd coming back? I don't give a rat's ass about lily allen and her stupid white hat. I know this doesn't pertain to this post but it's the most recent one.
By MCM, on January 20, 2009 12:26:30
Ick, 12. Her sister Emily is so fug, I always wonder how she made it in Hollywood...do they have famous parents?
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 13:20:40
Zooey Deschanel can actually sing.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 14:09:02
Seriously, who is this Dave guy? I guess I was "out to lunch" when Todd left. I used to be somewhat amused from being insulted by disgustingly sexist comments. Now I'm just bored. I also do not care about Lily Allen's hat, if I did, I would go to gofugyourself.com.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 14:28:40
I miss Jenny and Todd. This new guy is not funny.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 14:56:02
#19, why would you miss misogyny? Asshat.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 15:50:44
They never announced anything, but this site went corporate. Todd isn't coming back. Neither am I.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 16:02:07
I've seen this woman in a number of movies. I find her neither sexy, not interesting. She sets a depressing mood whenever she enters the picture.
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 16:13:43
She has that Sweet Girl next door look that I find SEXY !
By BukkNekkid , on January 20, 2009 17:44:38
I looooooooove me some Zooey (such a cutie!), and I've just about turned on Katy Perry for bitin' her image... but was Zooey on Vicodin or something during this photoshoot?
And she's friggin' engaged!? WHAT!? There goes my chance at a Deschanel three way :-(
By Tony, on January 20, 2009 17:50:10
"Engage with Engaged Zooey Deschanel". Really?
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 18:35:09
Zooey is breaking my heart...she stopped taking my phone calls!
By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 20:21:53
Yeah, Katy Perry is a effing weirdo, running around in the most absurd get ups ever, hope she falls off the earth soon then Zooey doesn't have to be compared with that talentless hack anymore, just because they slightly look like each other
By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 07:08:36
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