21 Comments:

1. Go home Dave, please.

   By Missin' Todd, on January 18, 2009 08:41:11

2. Eeeeeh, I'm reeeeally not giving a shit about this.

   By BarbadoSlim, on January 18, 2009 08:55:57

3. Katy must have bought controlling interest in this site.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 09:08:20

4. I'm 100 percent positive Rihanna would look better naked, actually.

   By John, on January 18, 2009 10:11:01

5. Don't you mean "counts votes like Minnesota?" The Florida joke falls flat because the media paid to count the votes in Florida, and Bush won. Al Franken is the candidate that wins entire regions with more votes than voters.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 11:21:28

6. she a dumb bitch

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 11:22:00

7. It appears as though Kate Perry finally realized the kooky chick look was so annoying people wanted to stick forks in both their eyes at once to avoid seeing her. However, I'm not sure Celene Dion should be her next style icon to aspire to.

   By ISBN, on January 18, 2009 12:19:27

8. I'd bone her.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 12:59:01

9. UGH!

   By Beatrix, on January 18, 2009 13:27:09

10. I hate the fact this bitch is famous

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 15:07:59

11. Oh, come on, I love this bitch!

    By bitemebitch, on January 18, 2009 18:38:56

12. BWAHAHAHAHA
    
    Enrique Iglesias, the Pussycat Dolls and the Jonas Brothers were "winners". This award can't be taken as anything remotely close to serious, come on...

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 19:40:19

13. She's fucking hot. Nice tits, nice face.

    By sushi, on January 18, 2009 19:50:32

14. I don't mean this in a mean way, but are you gay Dave? You keep commenting on things like "pale pink lipstick" and someone's "fantastic figure" and their bangs and stuff. Not stuff most straight guys would say. Or are you actually a girl just posting under the name Dave?
    
    Really not trying to take cracks at you here, just wondering.

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 22:22:18

15. The "Again" after the "France Messes Up..." bit presumably refers to their ridiculous notion that invading Iraq was not such a great idea. Yeah...right.
    Now Dave old son, grab a few bags of liberty fries and reread your Todds and Jessicas - after a promising start, you're fading. Badly.

    By Aitsa, on January 19, 2009 04:37:56

16. None of those two slut look good naked they are ugly and with no talent so neither of them deserve that award unless is for no talent ugly bitch

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 06:12:27

17. What do you mean "Again"? Yeah, that illegal invasion and occupation of a sovereign country was really a great idea despite the lies -- not.

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 06:39:16

18. Gah, she is so creepy looking. Can't stand her or her "singing."

    By Albatross, on January 19, 2009 09:34:55

19. #14 you can stop wondering. Dave's as gay as Rip Torn in a pink tutu riding around on a white pony in a circus tent.

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 10:54:53

20. Like the Miranda Richardson "The Crying Game" look on her.

    By quoipourquoi, on January 19, 2009 14:04:58

21. Miami Dade County? That's too far south. You mean Palm Beach County. That's where the hanging chads were counted.

    By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 08:39:35