Orlando Bloom is about as sexy as a limp french fry. His face is only slightly less than attractive and his body is OK, yet somehow the combination of the two repulses me. Go figure.
I am not among his admirers, either. Completely and totally AVERAGE. C'mon ladies - be honest. If you saw him walking down the beach and he was Joe from across the street rather than Orlando Bloom, you wouldn't look twice.
THANK YOU TODD!!! I love Orlando. He's such a hot man. You people are stupid that say otherwise. #20, his face is what makes him so hot. He's got a strong jaw line, beautiful eyes, and a smile that could melt me.
#24...they're fake!! why can't people figure this shit out on their own? it's for a movie, stupid. and who gives a fuck what tattoos would look like at 64, anyway?!
You girls have PLEBIAN taste in men. Thats a FUGLY HOBBIT RIGHT THURR.
By You Girls Are Blind, His Face Is Disgusting, Pecks Does Not A Hot Man Make, on January 31, 2009 06:55:04
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Orlando is a cake boy. He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy know what I'm saying?
By Orlando Gross Me Out Bloom's Publicist Who Knows What Men Are Doable, on January 31, 2009 06:58:26
@#25- Orlando will regret the tats when his nurse cracks up when she sees them, causing her to drop the bedpan meant to prevent old Orlando from "soiling" himself. You think you are going to get good treatment in the nursing home if you have, say, a " born to lose" tat? What's cool at 20 is a joke at 60.
I have always thought itwas so hilarious that people without tats try to preach to people with them. Who gives a shit, honestly? How fucking stuck up can you possibly get? Not to mention his AREN'T FUCKING REAL!
"Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Orlando is a cake boy. He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy know what I'm saying?"
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentBloom is a hottie. Thanks Todd. FINALLY.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 14:36:08
Thank you!!! I needed that. Your site was beginning to convince me that was a lesbian. Wow, will my husband be relieved.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 14:47:32
lmao @ #2 (:
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 14:54:21
Why do otherwise attractive man have to go and get crappy tattoos all over themselves like this? Those look terrible... ugh.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 14:54:50
#4 - they're fake for the movie tard
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 15:15:01
Sorry but he is gross
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 16:05:59
His body looks pretty average to me. Amazing what percieved fame does to the female mind.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 16:49:07
Some dick slip shots, please. Then all will be equal.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 16:56:20
#6 needs glasses.. can anyone help?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 17:18:38
Jenny would be all over that.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 17:47:09
Hotness.....
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 18:08:16
He is smokin! Not even remotely gross. Thanks!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 18:42:05
What the hell kind of tattoos are those? He looks like a soft bottom about to troll through a San Francisco nightclub.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 19:06:51
LMFAO @ #2!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 19:15:20
I say props to the LA weather for being able to stand outside shirtless while chatting on the phone.
By Socrates and Friends, on January 30, 2009 19:26:25
This was a nice gesture....
By FemBot, on January 30, 2009 20:09:29
thanks.... seriously..... thank you
By forgotten how hot he was, on January 30, 2009 21:05:53
It's about damn time! As a longtime member of your female readership, the imbalance that this site has become has me really missing Jenny.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 21:16:39
Orlando Bloom is UGLY and FUGLY.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 21:33:56
Orlando Bloom is about as sexy as a limp french fry. His face is only slightly less than attractive and his body is OK, yet somehow the combination of the two repulses me. Go figure.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 00:05:21
Yo, 20. Agreed! He needs to crawl in a cave and stay there.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 01:17:58
I am not among his admirers, either. Completely and totally AVERAGE. C'mon ladies - be honest. If you saw him walking down the beach and he was Joe from across the street rather than Orlando Bloom, you wouldn't look twice.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 02:12:09
THANK YOU TODD!!! I love Orlando. He's such a hot man. You people are stupid that say otherwise. #20, his face is what makes him so hot. He's got a strong jaw line, beautiful eyes, and a smile that could melt me.
By Little Bo Peep, on January 31, 2009 04:58:49
His tats are going to look so funny when he is 64.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 05:37:38
#24...they're fake!! why can't people figure this shit out on their own? it's for a movie, stupid. and who gives a fuck what tattoos would look like at 64, anyway?!
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 06:30:53
@23-a smile that could melt you? he has skinny nonexistent lips! does jay leno's smile melt you too?
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 06:32:29
Frankly, the title shoud have been "It's Friday, my dear gay friends".
Bloom is too feminine, I feel more like a lesbian while looking at him than at an actual woman.
By Eve, on January 31, 2009 06:36:25
You girls have PLEBIAN taste in men.
Thats a FUGLY HOBBIT RIGHT THURR.
By You Girls Are Blind, His Face Is Disgusting, Pecks Does Not A Hot Man Make, on January 31, 2009 06:55:04
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Orlando is a cake boy. He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy know what I'm saying?
By Orlando Gross Me Out Bloom's Publicist Who Knows What Men Are Doable, on January 31, 2009 06:58:26
You guys are just haters. He's hot. Get over it.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 07:26:32
The tree tattoo makes since, because he is a tree-hugger nutjob.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 10:23:49
@#25- Orlando will regret the tats when his nurse cracks up when she sees them, causing her to drop the bedpan meant to prevent old Orlando from "soiling" himself.
You think you are going to get good treatment in the nursing home if you have, say, a " born to lose" tat?
What's cool at 20 is a joke at 60.
By Billy Bob, on January 31, 2009 11:00:13
#32. - The. tats. are. for. the. movie. they. are. fake. go. away.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 11:12:41
I have always thought itwas so hilarious that people without tats try to preach to people with them. Who gives a shit, honestly? How fucking stuck up can you possibly get? Not to mention his AREN'T FUCKING REAL!
By Tommy Lee, on January 31, 2009 12:14:39
he need eyeliner...thats when he looked the BEST!!
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 16:23:18
"Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Orlando is a cake boy. He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy know what I'm saying?"
What is clueless?
#29
Who is clueless?
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 17:47:23
#29...nice reference! what are you doing?! you're getting on the freeway!!
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 18:50:15
wet and satisfied!!!
By sarah, on February 1, 2009 07:26:20
That sun isn't fake, is it?
By anonymous, on February 1, 2009 09:21:18
My sage words: "Christ on a cracker." Orlando hasn't been heard from alot lately, especially shirtless, so kudos to you.
By rubyred, on February 1, 2009 10:30:17
Looks good enough to eat - yum!
By anonymous, on February 1, 2009 12:19:13
Looks good enough to eat - yum!
By anonymous, on February 1, 2009 12:19:31
I LOVE YOU TODD
By Todd's BM, on February 2, 2009 07:47:36
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