19 Comments:

1. Too bad she's such an asshole.

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 07:36:04

2. I don't know, i think Michael Douglas is the shit

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 07:38:30

3. If Catherine Zeta Jones isn't cheating on Michael Douglas she is either a-sexual, a lesbian, or a lame lay who is satisfied with grandpas "stick in and roll over" routine. Despite all of the wax Michael Douglas is caked in when they roll him out of his coffin for a public appearance, he's about as handsome as the Tales from the Cyrpt creature. It's a violation of Natural Law for his wrinkled penis to be in the same room with this goddess.

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 07:46:50

4. She's 39? Right....
   
   Agree with #3!

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 08:03:23

5. i'm gonna go with lame lay

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 09:10:11

6. Nice deodorant stains.

   By The rich are different, on January 25, 2009 10:28:55

7. write-in vote for 'cuckold servant'.

   By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 10:45:11

8. He's looking at her like he doesn't fucking know who she is.

   By sushi, on January 25, 2009 11:34:23

9. You guys don't know much bout Michael Douglas eh? The guy is a sex addict and I'm pretty sure he fucks who he wants, when he wants, no matter how old he is. His cock will still be functional years after he's dead. I'm sure he's fucked this bitch's pussy raw more times than she can count. And it's common knowledge she lies about her age. She's a fucking gold digging Eurotrash hag.

   By coolpapa, on January 25, 2009 15:12:08

10. He's looking at her like he doesn't fucking know who she is.
    
    I bet she calls him fucking daddy though. I bet that prune-bodied little man has a cock like a KY Derby racehorse.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 16:04:12

11. Nothing says "Old Hollywood Glamour" like spending your forties pouring Ensure into your husband's feeding tube.

    By Dingo, on January 25, 2009 17:07:10

12. Dude must be doing SOMETHING right !!!
    Maybe he got lessons from Hef ?

    By BukkNekkid , on January 25, 2009 19:24:00

13. Is that Mike?...I thought is was Kurt.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:02:04

14. a few years ago she was two years younger than me - now we're the same age
    
    

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:35:20

15. 39????maybe 5-10 years ago
    
    ROFLMAO

    By misskittytoyou, on January 26, 2009 11:06:11

16. Ah, yes, must be keeping those little blue pills people in business.

    By Morgan, on January 26, 2009 14:34:42

17. Michael Douglas is finally looking like an old guy with dyed hair. I think he ought to just flip the Bob Barker switch and go grey on us.

    By dmccall, on January 26, 2009 15:26:46

18. I bet she spends a great deal of time with her battery operated boyfriend.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 16:05:58

19. That woman has been 39 for years........

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 03:24:10