I'd "If You Seek A" Her, Still

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  1. This site blows.

    By MK, on January 17, 2009 08:15:03

  2. Dave, you're doing a great job. Ignore the haters. You and Todd both rock, just in different ways.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 09:06:19

  3. Yayyyy! Updates on the weekend! Thank you :)

    By Trudi, on January 17, 2009 09:15:01

  4. Dave, how much did you pay your friends to leave these comments?

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 09:55:21

  5. Anyone who'd still f Britney is completely crazy. There are a million better looking chicks in this world and many, many better looking milfs. She is nasty and there is nothing special about her.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 10:38:54

  6. With Daddy Spears stepping up his pimping of Britney by forcing her to tour, and K-Fed blackmailing her into letting him tag along with a camera crew for some lame "reality" show (or else she can't see her kids during the tour, which she has no choice but to do, because Daddy owns her), I predict full mental breakdown before the year is out.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 10:55:14

  7. The pic links are broken. You don't need to post this.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 11:09:38

  8. This site rocks, Dave blows. He can't write and apparently can't create links to photos either.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 11:14:44

  9. If had were not actually RAISING the two children I gave birth to, I'd have plenty of time to work on my abs, too.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 12:32:26

  10. you'd fuck her still, or again? there's a HUGE difference in this case

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 12:34:05

  11. Yeah...she IS pretty effable in that dark lighting, wearing sunglasses, and standing about 15 feet away.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 13:04:22

  12. Who cares about this broad anymore?
    she's lame and a loser

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 13:26:07

  13. #6 and #9 ,SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sorry Britney fans for being pestimisitc about her, but it is true. Le tthe girl get the help she needs and bond andbe withand motherherkids she broguth into this world. The Brit moneybank has enoughn for all to mopoch on ,but there should be big cut backs. That is all. You know ,she could come back andreally come back in a about 2 years. Show business is not for those with messed heads.

    By Mother hen , on January 17, 2009 13:26:14

  14. She's like watching a talented lunatic at an insane asylum, you know, someone who is really good at tossing jello long distances. You still pity them, they don't inspire you, and unless you are totally cruel - you shirk at the thought of their next mental meltdown.

    Britney needs to go somewhere and get mentally healthy. The blood suckers who feed off her should refrain from pushing this poorly formed human being back in the spotlight.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 13:48:28

  15. "Britney needs to go somewhere and get mentally healthy."

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 13:48:28

    You can't fix stupid.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 16:10:07

  16. Britney who? Oh right, the privileged white girl who couldn't hack it as a mother.

    By Silly wabbit, on January 17, 2009 16:48:50

  17. How is it that no on has mentioned that her belly is airbrushed/spray tanned?? Look close -- the front is darker on purpose to give the look of the cuts you get on each side and I think there are some 6 pack marks sprayed on too. The dudes in 300 got the same thing done.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 17:03:18

  18. Dave, you finally had a good post with your Axe bit earlier today. I was stunned and, truth be told, a little hopeful. But then you wrote more posts and became Dave again. You made me bang my head on the wall trying to make my brain fall out so I won't have to read anymore of your work while waiting for Todd and your eventual replacement to post.

    Did you really write that axe bit, or did todd send it in to you from vacation and you just put your name on it?

    By Ugh, on January 17, 2009 17:18:26

  19. Is it rape to screw a mentally retarded person?

    Because that midriff DOES IT.

    My vagina says hello.

    By Wench, on January 17, 2009 17:24:19

  20. your links dont even work dave. get a new gig already.

    By davesucks, on January 17, 2009 17:28:52

  21. The pic links are broken. You don't need to post this.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 11:09:38

    Sigh.

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 18:13:47

  22. Please. This bitch is hanging on by a thread. She was about three Xanaxes away from the morgue at least twice last year.

    By Laurie, on January 17, 2009 19:32:39

  23. The abs are impressive, but I kinda liked her better in the "Costa Rica bikini" era. I want to do a woman, not a 2x4.

    By Shawn, on January 17, 2009 19:41:03

  24. "Let the girl get the help she needs"....I agree, but it's currently against the law to lock someone in the trunk of a Hyundai and drive it off the end of a pier.

    Gotta love "If You Seek Amy", though. I understand the next single will be called "Boo! Cocky Me", and released next Halloween.

    By Ragno, on January 17, 2009 20:14:45

  25. Sorry, I can't until I get my tetanus shot updated!

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 20:43:26

  26. Mother hen has obviously had too much to drink. Or maybe she hasn't had enough. Either way, your shit is incomprehensible.

    By mediaphile, on January 17, 2009 20:55:02

  27. The writing on this site sucks now.

    Did someone from TheSuperficial start working here?

    By 5318008, on January 18, 2009 02:38:49

  28. I miss Todd.

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 03:09:21

  29. Yep, it's sprayed on.

    By Tazznum1, on January 18, 2009 05:18:26

  30. Maaan this entry is fucking WEAK.

    By BarbadoSlim, on January 18, 2009 06:47:10

  31. she looks like a man.

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 06:56:15

  32. she looks like that Heather chick from Rock of Love (aka NOT a good thing)

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 08:43:07

  33. Britney cloned madonna and thinks she is an artist, she cant sing, she lipsync, she cant dance, her steps are heavy, since she had her boys, she went crazy on the world, and wanted all the attention, now with a long wig or short wig, britney has no talent, and the media is pathetic in finding excuse after excuse to advertise her as a singer.
    Her dumb fans are rude and hopless, she stalk people and clone them and claim fame.
    another rat in the house of art, which need serious medical attention, she is crazy and dangerous to others who dont like her, she will send her fans to bully you, believe me.
    Her poor sons, are raised by nannies and she claim she is a mother, whenever she needs paparazzi attention, she will run and take pictures with her sons, so her dumb fans who are brainwashed with her fake hair, face, body believe she is a mother.
    put her in a bottle and throw her in the sea, a useless untalented crazy woman.
    I feel sorry for those who believe she is beautiful and talented, she is clonning madonna, she has no style of her own, neither talent.

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 14:41:53

  34. She's still a fucking delusional idiot, with her stupid "triangle formation" dancers & her old, tired, boring dance moves & lack of singing ability. Stupid dumbass twat...

    By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 20:34:36

  35. I am rooting for brit, i hope she can over come all her past issues and get a hold of her life, you go brit!!!!
    Most people who get fame too early and miss their teen yrs of being a teen, have a hard time getting past that stage.
    the girl neede better role models! yeah i am talking about you Lynn, living off your kids trash!

    By Lola, on January 19, 2009 00:57:24

  36. Shes getting nice and strong for the next kidnapping. Yall aint taking my Babies from me next time.....

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 01:17:07

  37. All this time I thought it was her Mom that pushed her to make money and live the Hollywood life. I thought her Dad hated the fact that Lynn took her girls down this path and now HE is doing the same thing only worse because of her past mental breakdown.

    The woman should concentrate fully on her mental health and being a MOM and regaining custody of her children.

    Shame on everyone around her for pushing her back on the road because of money again.

    CRAZY beyond belief...

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 04:20:22

  38. her fans are aged 12-17, and thinks she is a good singer, they didnt make their research in finding her dirty life, she is now writing a book with multi million dollars to tell them that she was on drugs at 15 and lost her virginity at 14, and how many men she fucked to gain to that stage of fame, I despise those people who defend her and make excuses of her dirty behavior, she is a mature women with two sons, not a teen.
    and if she is crazy why she is on stage, is it all propoganda to make people feel sorry for her, as cover up to what she has done last year by exposing herself to all the world to see.
    didnt she know that with fame comes a price.
    stop stalking people britney, at the end you will loose, and I know you and that ugly bitch paris have spies all over the internet and in real life.

    By fuck britney and paris with my shoe., on January 22, 2009 15:35:52

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