42 Comments:

1. Dave sucks.He isn't funny at all.

   By IDLYITW Welcoming Committee, on January 13, 2009 06:07:31

2. Todd I think the transvestite comment that Megan made was a joke. I really think you should reconsider before going under the knife.

   By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:24:10

3. Dave sucks.He isn't funny at all.
   
   By IDLYITW Welcoming Committee, on January 13, 2009 06:07:31
   
   Lol. Todd if you leave for a week this place will be burned to the ground when you get back.

   By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:35:18

4. Uggghh! Dave is so lame.
   
   I'd do it but I sort of have a real job. And by real job I mean I make dinner reservations and run out to pick up Jamba Juice for my boss. Two things that make more more than qualified to run a major Hollywood studio some day.

   By thebig28, on January 13, 2009 06:39:29

5. In reference to the title pic. Ladies, Next time you want something from your better half instead of cooking his favorite meal for him just be in that position with that outfit on when he walks in the door. That vacation to the Bahamas you've always wanted will be three minutes away.

   By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:40:42

6. No women can bend so eep and still take it all. Adriana's position is killing.

   By toe, on January 13, 2009 06:41:20

7. Nice pic of a hot slutty broad in a "FUCK ME NOW!" pose...

   By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:48:28

8. peace nigga!

   By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:53:31

9. Oh man! After I'm done ripping out Amanda Bynes uterus with a nine-iron I'm going to make this hot slut pay for being so hot.
   She will feel the wrath of my 2" ovary drill!

   By #11, on January 13, 2009 06:57:10

10. I'm sorry Todd, but I didn't make it past the banner photo. What were you talking about?

    By Santos, on January 13, 2009 06:58:54

11. you're right...no one cares. Lata!

    By haha, on January 13, 2009 07:07:30

12. Poor thing has gas...

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 07:16:40

13. Smart Todd, real smart. Everyone thinks that Dave sucks, so you are truly going to leave him in charge for a week?? Yeesh. Can't you pay Jenny to sub? PLEASE???
    
    Jenny, if you're out there, we are begging you!

    By Sorry Dave, on January 13, 2009 07:26:19

14. Totes agree that Dave is a bonehead. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he sucks at this.

    By Dave, on January 13, 2009 07:37:38

15. Dave is awesome if only because people find it necessary to comment on his performance in a free celebrity blog as if their opinion matters. He gives people the false impression their life matters. Go DAVE!

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 07:44:28

16. Hooray for women's lib!

    By Anne Hathaway, on January 13, 2009 07:46:24

17. "if only because people find it necessary to comment on his performance in a free celebrity blog as if their opinion matters"
    
    Actually their opinions do matter. Without their traffic this free blog wouldn't have traffic or make any money on their ads.

    By The "Actually" Guy, on January 13, 2009 07:58:13

18. Virgin, my ass! :)

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 09:06:02

19. dave is so much funnier than jenny. Jenny sucks and is never funny

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 09:12:11

20. If she's a virgin, how she does she know to cross her legs like that??

    By joejoe, on January 13, 2009 09:25:34

21. #15 and #19:
    
    Dave you can stop now. We know that's you.

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 09:43:24

22. Who's that babe?

    By D, on January 13, 2009 09:58:04

23. Uh, yeah, she claims she's a virgin. Riiiiiiiiiight.

    By Albatross, on January 13, 2009 10:28:48

24. Dave sucks ass. He is worse than not funny--he is just... nothing. Just THERE, like a blank-stare security guard standing outside some cruddy store. Don't let IDLYITW become cruddy!

    By Dave Sucks Ass Brigade, on January 13, 2009 10:52:56

25. fisting?

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 10:58:34

26. I don't mind Dave, but I prefer Todd. I like Jenny, too.

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 11:45:19

27. That's not Adriana Lima

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 11:56:18

28. DAVE SUCKS

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 11:59:38

29. Dave = Fail
    
    Where's Jenny!?
    Come back, Todd!!!

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 12:43:56

30. who ever said todd was funny anywy?.he makes dumb comments all the time that arent even funny.

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 12:44:35

31. I think Dave is pretty funny, actually.

    By Balls deep in Lima, on January 13, 2009 13:14:01

32. #30. Yet you still feel the need to read Todd's "dumb comments". Quit bitching and fuck off!

    By Nominal, on January 13, 2009 13:22:57

33. Enjoy your break, Todd. (And yeah, we're all looking forward to your return.) :-)

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 13:49:19

34. Maybe if Dave posts under the facade of Jenny everyone will stop crying about who's writing what on a celeb gossip site.

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 19:20:21

35. I want TODD. I hate DAVE.

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 21:34:19

36. Who the f is Dave?

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 02:51:51

37. "Who the f is Dave?"
    
    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 02:51:51
    
    Dave is the FNG.

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 04:22:43

38. damn i'll miss u todd :(

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 06:19:53

39. 14, you say Totes. Your opinion no longer matters.

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 08:27:53

40. Todd, I left you love letters in that post with that girl with the Mickey Mouse hair. I need for you to return and fill my life with joy, laughter and overall happiness. Please?

    By anonymous, on January 17, 2009 05:08:46

41. COME BACK TODD

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 22:37:09

42. I miss todd

    By anonymous, on January 20, 2009 18:12:43