She might be a psycho bitch with a bit of cottage cheese on the backside, but I'd still fuck the shit out of that ass. And I'd try like hell to get her to do a Party of Three with her old pal, Lacey Chabert.
It's funny that guy from LFO was dim enough to think that something out of Us Weekly might have an inkling of truth to it. I'd tell him the same thing she did.
There was a lot of juicy "crazy" stuff in the Stern interview. I was sad, because she's always been a fav of mine, and knowing she's crazy changes how I watch her... plus - she talks to dead people too.
So... Did it actually say in US Weekly that she was with 7 guys? Or is the guy just making that part up? Doesn't seem like that would be too hard to verify.
No, anonymous 04:47:12, the article didn't say she was with seven guys. The guy from LFO said on the Stern show that he was told by someone that she was fucking seven guy while filming a movie on location.
None of this surprises me. Back when I lived in LA, I dated enough C- and D-list actresses to learn that when it comes to neediness and easy access, actresses are top-of-the-line. Once you figure out how to get into their circle of courtiers and fellow-travelers, you can land yourself a bottomless pit of insecurity, anal sex and threesomes. Especially the threesomes.
See those 7" heels with 2" hidden platforms she's wearing? A ploy to make her look taller so we don't all notice that she's a chubby little shit. Nice try.
I'll agree with #5. That guy must have been a real dumbass to believe she'd have some kind of an orgy with 7 guys. She may be a ditz, but I don't think she's Lindsay-type slut.
On the other hand, I do believe she could be needy and clingy and just tiring after a while. Not for me, but I still think she has a cute face I'd like to stick my tongue in.
Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jessica Simpson. Jennifer Anniston. "I'll take psycho bitches who's names start with 'J' and dated John Mayer for $500 please, Alex."
She broke up with Rich Cronin because she woke up one day, looked at herself in the mirror and realized she was hot and famous yet she was dating the guy from LFO whose one hit song was about lusting after her on TV BEFORE he actually knew her (which makes him stalker material, not boyfriend material). His one claim to fame now is having dated her and being a has-been one hit wonder.
#2, apparently not. Stern asked him about that, and he said she didn't do anal.
#8 The 7 guys thing was misinterpreted. I've heard this story before. He says she cheated on him with a guy who starred in a play she went on a date with Cronin too. One day somebody at his record company called him and told him to buy US and it had her personal dating chain and he noticed Patrick Wilson, the guy from the play, on there and he thought he was still dating her. I noticed he tried to make it sound even more scandalous on Stern, but no, it wasn't about her fucking 7 guys in New York. It was about her dumping him, never telling him about it, denying the story, and then dumping him.
Meh. She never did it for me, so any kind of attitude from her would've been not well tolerated. She's supremely ordinary, IMNSHO; don't get what the fuss is about.
I would respectfully disagree with Tod's analysis in that I believe alcoholism, wild mood swings, and growing up without daddy are, in fact, the key predictors of stinky hole access.
The needier and more psychotic they are the harder they work at polishing your nob or riding you in the sack. Girls with self esteem problems will let you pull their hair and blow in their face. I don't want a girl I can take home to mama - I went a two bit hot bodied fuck-a-holic.
She could treat me like shit, and I'd still be fine with all the drama. It would be an honor to be her house husband. Hell - I'd be happy with just her autograph.
fistfull of pesos sounds like my kind of guy...though i think all of you, especially todd, are wrong. I'll be the first to admit i'm out of my mind, brash, and ballsy, but I am not needy or insecure, and I'm a certified freak. So there you go, someone can break the mold.
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Leave Your CommentYeah, and the dumbass also thinks she is a size 2, or worse thinks the public is stupid enough to believe she is a size 2. STUPID
By Size 7 and not ashamed, on January 25, 2009 23:53:25
Insecure and needy = anal.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 26, 2009 01:24:21
She might be a psycho bitch with a bit of cottage cheese on the backside, but I'd still fuck the shit out of that ass. And I'd try like hell to get her to do a Party of Three with her old pal, Lacey Chabert.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 02:20:29
She needs a pearl necklace guys. Anyone that gives her one, will be golden
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 02:32:14
It's funny that guy from LFO was dim enough to think that something out of Us Weekly might have an inkling of truth to it. I'd tell him the same thing she did.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 02:42:09
There was a lot of juicy "crazy" stuff in the Stern interview. I was sad, because she's always been a fav of mine, and knowing she's crazy changes how I watch her... plus - she talks to dead people too.
By Jeff Goebel, on January 26, 2009 02:58:30
Hey todd- check out your buddies new look
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1127535/Jessica-Simpsons-bigger-star-shows-new-curvier-figure.html
By Nick, on January 26, 2009 03:20:08
So... Did it actually say in US Weekly that she was with 7 guys? Or is the guy just making that part up? Doesn't seem like that would be too hard to verify.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 04:47:12
A crazy, insecure actress? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
By coolpapa, on January 26, 2009 05:07:17
No, anonymous 04:47:12, the article didn't say she was with seven guys. The guy from LFO said on the Stern show that he was told by someone that she was fucking seven guy while filming a movie on location.
None of this surprises me. Back when I lived in LA, I dated enough C- and D-list actresses to learn that when it comes to neediness and easy access, actresses are top-of-the-line. Once you figure out how to get into their circle of courtiers and fellow-travelers, you can land yourself a bottomless pit of insecurity, anal sex and threesomes. Especially the threesomes.
By Sevenmack, on January 26, 2009 05:47:31
Why would anyone date this nutjob? She has had documented issues for years.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 05:49:55
Everybody knew she was crazy when she said she wasn't fat.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:35:14
What a psycho nutcase whackjob. Time to move on to someone who's got their brain wired correctly...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:51:40
So her brains have been fucked out. I'm not surprised.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 07:16:29
See those 7" heels with 2" hidden platforms she's wearing? A ploy to make her look taller so we don't all notice that she's a chubby little shit. Nice try.
By Jessica, on January 26, 2009 08:09:31
I'll agree with #5. That guy must have been a real dumbass to believe she'd have some kind of an orgy with 7 guys. She may be a ditz, but I don't think she's Lindsay-type slut.
On the other hand, I do believe she could be needy and clingy and just tiring after a while. Not for me, but I still think she has a cute face I'd like to stick my tongue in.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:37:35
Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jessica Simpson. Jennifer Anniston. "I'll take psycho bitches who's names start with 'J' and dated John Mayer for $500 please, Alex."
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:48:17
She broke up with Rich Cronin because she woke up one day, looked at herself in the mirror and realized she was hot and famous yet she was dating the guy from LFO whose one hit song was about lusting after her on TV BEFORE he actually knew her (which makes him stalker material, not boyfriend material). His one claim to fame now is having dated her and being a has-been one hit wonder.
Love is hot! Always will be and always was.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 09:05:10
#2, apparently not. Stern asked him about that, and he said she didn't do anal.
#8 The 7 guys thing was misinterpreted. I've heard this story before. He says she cheated on him with a guy who starred in a play she went on a date with Cronin too. One day somebody at his record company called him and told him to buy US and it had her personal dating chain and he noticed Patrick Wilson, the guy from the play, on there and he thought he was still dating her. I noticed he tried to make it sound even more scandalous on Stern, but no, it wasn't about her fucking 7 guys in New York. It was about her dumping him, never telling him about it, denying the story, and then dumping him.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 10:09:44
Wow, sounds like an exact description of my wife.
By BeenThereDoneThat, on January 26, 2009 10:09:52
She's beautiful and skinny, she's allowed to be a little crazy.
You people who are saying she is fat need to see the eye doctor. You wish you could look that good!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 10:47:39
Meh. She never did it for me, so any kind of attitude from her would've been not well tolerated. She's supremely ordinary, IMNSHO; don't get what the fuss is about.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 11:22:06
"She's supremely ordinary, IMNSHO; don't get what the fuss is about."
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 11:22:06
That's because you're gay.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 11:35:31
I would respectfully disagree with Tod's analysis in that I believe alcoholism, wild mood swings, and growing up without daddy are, in fact, the key predictors of stinky hole access.
By Morgan, on January 26, 2009 14:12:06
There were three people in that relationship,so it was a bit crowded:Jennifer,Ross,and her gigantic ASS.
By agent orange, on January 26, 2009 15:58:55
She is a typical Jew in Hollywood. A 6 that thinks shes a ten....with great tits.... ok shes a 7....Love to slap her around.
By markeeoo, on January 26, 2009 17:49:20
If she don't do anal she sucks ass....thought I would add that too...
By markeeoo, on January 26, 2009 17:52:30
Genius #17!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 19:36:00
The needier and more psychotic they are the harder they work at polishing your nob or riding you in the sack. Girls with self esteem problems will let you pull their hair and blow in their face. I don't want a girl I can take home to mama - I went a two bit hot bodied fuck-a-holic.
By Fist Full of Pesos, on January 26, 2009 19:45:27
I don't care what you guys say She could be needy with me any day.
By Lucius Fieldon, on January 26, 2009 22:24:39
.. I detect a little bit of cankles. Canklitis = stinky hole city.
By TJ, on January 27, 2009 01:37:35
jennifer love fuckwitt.
look how fake she seems in those photos, every actress eventually cracks
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 04:18:59
She could treat me like shit, and I'd still be fine with all the drama. It would be an honor to be her house husband. Hell - I'd be happy with just her autograph.
By Gregory, on January 27, 2009 19:36:48
fistfull of pesos sounds like my kind of guy...though i think all of you, especially todd, are wrong. I'll be the first to admit i'm out of my mind, brash, and ballsy, but I am not needy or insecure, and I'm a certified freak. So there you go, someone can break the mold.
By T's BM, on January 27, 2009 20:13:09
How do you misogynist fucks live with yourselves? Good that you've found some way because clealy no woman ever will . . . .
By Fin, on January 29, 2009 14:30:39
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